/got/ - The Eternal General

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Ah, yes! Here it is! The Friendzone meme! The Cuckold meme! Proudly said by a Internet dweeb that has never even touched a woman that wasn't his mother in his life! But hey, at least he was never friendzoned, which is the single worse flaw a man can make!

Such sunless troll convinently forgets that there was a time Jorah was the greatest war hero in all of Westeros. Such happen during the Greyjoy Rebellion, during which he was second breaching the walls of Pyke, and knighted for bravery. Afterwards, he won a tournament against Jaime Lannister himself, and after that had his second marriage to a member of the Hightower house, the most beautiful girl in the continent, who marry him, not for a startegic alliance, but for love. Sure, eventually the marriage ended, and he disgraced himself because of her, but at least he can say he bedded the most beautiful woman in his continent, which 99% of the people that will ever read this will never be able to say so.

Now, it seems that he is making the same mistakes, and only following Daenerys in hopes of bedding her. But such is not the case. He already accepted she will never bed him, but he still thinks of her as the most politically suited candidate for the throne. That is the reason he follows Daenerys now, and has diagraced himself for her. Something you would have noticed if you had actually watched the show.

But no, you see him getting rejected, and think of him only as LE LORD FRIENDZONE WHAT A KEKOLD LOL XD!!!, whitout getting to know his reasons and story, and without admiting how much more of a man he is when next to you. You even think he is the most friendzoned guy in the show, when Littlefinger exists. And yet you pretend to watch the show.

But then, you may have never have touched a woman, sure, but at least you aren't a cuckold like Jorah.

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/jonerys/ is canon :)

huh, i didnt know mods deleted generals with bad ops

reminder that jonerys has been utterly annihilated, shills can fuck off back to tumblr and reddit now

Cast him dnd

freefolk on eternal suicide watch.

OP of the deleted thread here, thanks for cleaning up my cancerous autism desu

Azor Jaqen and JaqAry

mods deleted an early thread an hour or so ago too
probably just one janny who doesn't like unnecessary board clutter

it was a good edition though

>believing a "source" from a tabloid published at 3am when these fake stories come out every year
>implying that who Kit fucks irl has any bearing at all on the series and specifically Jonerys

What did he mean by this?

kys fucking dumd heeb faggot
How much of a pathetic fuck up are you if fail to make a thread and gets deleted in the process ?

Why do I love Jaqen H'ghar so much? It's pretty simple when I think about it. Jaqen H'ghar isn't just the best character in the series, he might just be the greatest character of all time. Just imaging him assassinating through the Planetos, the wind in his hair, his mighty steed below him. As he rides and shapeshifting through the know world , the ladies swoon at his very scent. They know how he smells, the essence of his smell is sold in Essos under the the name of Faceless One. The very nature of Jaqen H'ghar is mystery. could he be playing a deeper game than even his creator realizes? The answer is yes, he has transcended such boundaries as the written world, and has free will to do whatever he sees fit. However, Jaqen H'ghar is filled with such guile, such arcane craft that he does not even use these powers. Why, you might ask? You will never know, for the mind of the Jaqen H'ghar is not one that is easily penetrated. Jaqen H'ghar is such a force of nature in his realm that nothing can truly touch him, the only thing keeping him bound to the page at all is his will to exist within the preordained boundaries of his world. Jaqen H'ghar is not only beyond the comprehension of us, he exists within a plane of true focus and beauty. Observe his playful smile, his gorgeous and rippling biceps, and most importantly, his eyes. His eyes, like pools of blue water, provide the only glimpse into the true machinations of Jaqen H'ghar. Do not stare into them. Many good men have gone mad in the attempt. Jaqen H'ghar is not just a character, a formless collection of words and images, he is himself is the binding that holds the saga together. Without Jaqen H'ghar, the entire series, the entire world of Westeros as we know it crumbles. Braavos would stop existing without Jaqen H'ghar, the free city of Lorath would become a desolate crater, and the Wall would melt without his frosty gaze. These are just of a few of the reasons why I like Jaqen H'ghar so much.

Dunstan Drumm

>wtf im such a geeky nerd who loves the #epic game of thrones series because its sooo gritty and doesnt shy from hard topics like those tolkien movies chads love.

TARLYS BURN

>YASSSSS QUEEEEEN. like omg u guise he deserved it for being a big fat meanie poopoo face. why wasnt he supportive of his son getting into gender studies?

>heeb

But seriously My autism knows no bounds

>the absolute state of joneryscucks

m8 i see it on at least 6 news sites just by googling Kit's name, your damage control is awful

Azor Petyr

Godry the Giantslayer

>trusting The Sun
>trusting The Sun's "source"

LMAO

Samefag detected

Also not damage controlling, I just don't see how an irl relationship has anything to do with what happens in the series

Personally I think people who ship Kit and Emilia are cancer.

No one should wish ruin on people who are actually happy together because the fictional characters they play are an item

>samefag
>posts 20 seconds apart
way to out yourself, now back to freefolk with you

>20 seconds apart when my two previous posts are

What did he mean by this?

JaimeSansacucking is predicted to skyrocket in S8 since they'll likely be on screen together for a couple minutes

>the virgin wish fulfilment
>the chad sept period sex

Avunculate marriage isn't considered incest though

>written by a butthurt jonsafag

LOL

S-source user?

what the fuck did YOU mean by this? The two posts you accused of samefagging are 20 seconds apart you dumb redditfugee

>Mouth full of Dickon

Top fucking kek

Why they end up Stannis arc in that awful way? What is in D&D minds?

Someone post the Jorah hiding under the bed while Jon and Dany are fucking greentext.

>any threesome where there are more dicks than chicks
>any sansa ship

You need to go back to Sup Forums with the other cucks then kys

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>the only book material season 7 has is Jonerys
>jonerys will be book canon
J U S T
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>>the only book material season 7 has is Jonerys
what did you mean by this

Jonerys will happen in the books

Which one is our guy? Nikolai, Coster or Waldeu?

>"Jon's fat pink mast entered Dany"

>"Her cunt became the world, the sight of his arousal was arousing"

>implying its not Daegon in the books
>implying its not Jarya in the books

HEY DAERON MY MOM SHE GOT ME THIS NEW GAME

how is that "the only book material in season 7"?

>implying Jarya will happen
>implying Daegon isn't just another word for jonerys

*drinks your wildfire*

Ahhhh the first sip of the morning

The One True Ship

stop posting amoks for ants

A man has voted

Reminder that Jaime is unironically the biggest cuck in Westeros

How many times you think Cersei gave him a handjob with Roberts cum still on her hand?

WHERE'S THE SHEEP THAT SLAUGHTERED OUR NORTHMEN

Why did he age so badly?

Never, because Cersei has stated multiple times that she loves having him inside her

t. butthurt jbfag

he loved his kids, losing them destroyed him

a parent should never have to bury their child ;-;

So they choose to bend the knee to the oldest of gods?

Jb?

REMOVE KARSTARK

>*removes karstark bannermen from ur forces*
your move

Have you guys talked about Henry VIII and Rhaegar yet?

>implying the samefag didn't post from his phone and computer or (second computer 20 seconds apart

JUST

>lady of winterfell executes your heir and gives away your ancestral seat

your move, whinger

May I speak my mind, Your Grace?

now would be the time, my lord...

That Kino scene of Robb becoming a Kinslayer

>"Yield now," Aegon began, "and you may remain as Lord of the Iron Islands. Yield now, and your sons will live to rule after you. I have eight thousand men outside your walls."
>"What is outside my walls is of no concern to me," said Harren. "Those walls are strong and thick."
>"But not so high as to keep out dragons. Dragons fly."
>"I built in stone," said Harren. "Stone does not burn."
>To which Aegon said, "When the sun sets, your line shall end."

Will we ever see this scene televised?

Aegon was the ultimate Chad

You should have an umbrella, you'll catch cold.

>that kino scene of robb beheading an oathbreaker

ftfy

Jesus that bulge

>Karstark
>Oathbreaker

So its treason to kill Lannister now?

What are the degrees and boundaries of kinslaying, I wonder?

Siblings, parents, and offspring sure. Then you get aunts, uncles, cousins, and nephews, then family by marriage, etc. And like Jon said half the Northern houses probably have a drop of Stark in them.

Hey Rickard, can I sleep with your daughter? Please say yes.

Its treason to disobey your King.

>King lost his father but knew Jaime had to live
>A whinging old Kartwat lost a couple heirs and wanted his head

This is why Starks rule the north.

is that emilia or lena?

THEY WERE BOYS!

>denies a loyal retainer and family member justice for his murdered son
>beheads his own family for fighting the enemy
>lets his body get eaten by his mangy mutt
>wtf the karstarks marched home
robb deserves everything that happened to him

or maybe, just maybe, more than one person is sick of your shit

Posting superior Northern family

>Karstark didnt kill Jaime he killed Tywins brothers wifes nephews to calm himself down
>THEY WERE BOYS REEEEEEEE
>Loses war

Thats why Robb lost the north

not boys yer grace

sheep

>fuckin starks
>muh revenge
>tfw killing lannisters is a crime
>king who lost da norf, lol
>fuckin umber broke my tooth
>my daughter for anyone who kills jaime, unless its a wildling
>ouch my neck

Killing Karstark and breaking his promise to Frey are what cost Robb the war. Otherwise he properly would have won.

So what was with GRRM using "wroth" properly in the first 3-4 books then suddenly he starts using it exactly like "wrath" everywhere?

"Wroth" is an adjective equivalent to "angry", as in "Don't make me wroth".

I guess someone accidently clicked "replace all" or something in editing.

What appeals to me most was how Stannis he was, just a hundred times more charismatic. He never betrayed the trust of Visenya and Rhaenys, never participated in tourneys despite being among the best fighters on the continent, only ever rode Balerion when he absolutely needed to, was very pragmatic and matter-of-factly in his dealings with other people, etc.

He is what Stannis would've been if he didn't have Asperger's.

stop posting amoks for ants

IS IT MAIDENHEAD OR MAIDENHOOD????

Escort Lord Karstark to the dungeon. Hang the rest.

>knew Jaime was valuable enough to forego justice even for himself, much less his bannermen
>children are beheld to the sins of their parents

Karstarks everyone...

They were innocent.

"Maidenhead" means hymen

"Maidenhood" means the state of being a virgin

Mercy, m'lord! I never killed nobody! I only kept watch!

They unironically squired for Gregors men. You gonna try to tell me they didnt rape anyone?

Apparently the Karstarks were half of Robbs army (in the show). How did DnD come up with this conclusion?

>implying there's a difference
>>>>>>>horse saddles

oh
well thanks for clearing that up

>literal underaged boys
>raping

There is but only if you want to be flowery about it I suppose