rubs up against you

> rubs up against you

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Would you watch this buddy cop movie?

Maddaus and the Fiddler

His face looks like a snapchat filter that makes your face too small for your head

>AICN is still a thing
I remember years ago people were obsessed with this site

Love him or hate him, he ran a movie news site that wasn't that in your face with politics. Just an autist and his love if movies.

The only thing I remember from that site is the weird review of Blade 2 where he went on and on about how good Del Toro was at eating pussy.

Is that the amazing atheist?

>archive.is/9aTRn/

>On Saturday, IndieWire reported that a woman had accused Harry Knowles, the founder of Ain’t It Cool News, of repeatedly rubbing up against her at the Alamo Drafthouse 17 years ago. The woman, Jasmine Baker, said Knowles also put his hand under her shirt. Knowles denies the charges.

hahahaha

>feminist """"ally"""" ends up being a complete creep. An actual creep, not the female definition of creep
Where have I seen a similar scenario like this befoe...

This is the guy constantly complaining about Sup Forums spam.

>17 years ago

Jesus

I'm all for female equality and shit, but unless something went inside of your asshole or pussy, you lose the right to talk about a sexual assault after a year

Hell hath no fury like a woman groped.

I just remember people (online) getting mad at me because I said the site sucked. Like I was attacking their family or something

Real talk bros

what would realistically happen if a different woman accused every single online news sites head of sexual harassment

they can't abandon them all. What would realistically occur?

The Diddler on the roof

A reality TV show where they have to spend a week sharing a cell with a supermax prisioner.

Wow I forgot all about that fat bastard

Mate, most of these people believe in "listen and believe". They're literally ASKING for tyranny and witch hunts. They deserve it coming to them.

I still go on there from time to time mostly to hangout in the talkbacks, Harry is mostly SJW these days, the site seams to be barely hanging on and 1 accusation like this(doesn’t matter if it happened or not) will probably destroy Harry’s livelihood.

Like others have said, he was just a fat autist who loved movies and got to make a living out of it. Lots of memories and I’ll be sad to see it go.

HE SHOULD BE FUCKING HORSEWHIPPED THROUGH THIS STREETS FOR THIS VILE CRIME!!!!

This was actually a strategy for feminist groups in tech to get rid of leaders and take over the organization. They went so hard after Linus Torvalds he has to travel with an entourage now as protection.

Took her seventeen years to pluck up the courage. She's so brave.......good job she will have evidence to.......oh....

Askjeeves always had that shit as the first result whenever I typed anything like "when does _____ come out", because release dates were so vague back then, up until 4-6 months before release.

You can have my vienna sausage anytime ;)

I can understand why he's so fat he can't stand up, when his whole life is working on a site. But why does PJ's weight fluctuate so much? He was thin in the 80s, fat in the 90s, thin in the 2000s, fat in the early 2010s and now he's skinnyfat.

>His whole life is working on a site.

I work 12 hours a day, 12 days a week most of the time, and I still have time to lift. There is no fucking excuse to be that fat. My dad is a truck driver and he's not that fat.

7 days a week*

A better archive: archive.is/ot0Gi

>pick a claim that not only garners instant sympathy, but also turns all doubters into sexist assholes who don't know that no means no
>make sure that it is long enough after the supposed event that the only evidence that could possibly exist is old, that eyewitness accounts will be hazy, and that the only people who will happen to remember anything are people desperate to white knight
>also a claim where the claim in and of itself is enough to destroy a life
Genius!

>Variety article: archive.is/ot0Gi

This is more on twitter.

twitter.com/sick__66/status/911728735761690624

>17 years ago
Don't they have statute of limitations or something in America? Surely no one is stupid enough to treat this as a serious accusation?

first Justin Roiland and now this?

F*ck men

He's a smooth operator

>17 years ago he rubbed against me and I have no evidence of any of this

I thought this happened yesterday or something. Just some chick trying to get e-famous or get paid on a lie. It'll blow over in a week

I think when you are that fat rubbing up against others is unavoidable.

screengrab of the assault here
ew gross

I used to like Moriarity / Drew, but he left.

there is no limits to smashing the patriarchy user

SHAME!

I love it when liberals get taken down by the system they helped create.

That's probably why (((they))) took him down.

Jackson must look at this picture like seeing a plane he missed on 911.

Didn't some cunts accuse the same thing of president trump? Funny how they went away after they couldn't do anything damage.

Wow, a picture where Peter Jackson isn't the most disgusting looking.

When you're that fat,you brush up against EVERYTHING.

LIES FROM LUCIFER HIMSELF

This sounds like the Corey Lewandosky affair from the election

He was accused of throwing a woman to the ground and assaulting her. They found a video of it and he lightly touched her shoulder.

Unfortunately 17 years protects the accuser and the accused has no recourse

>statute of limitations
yeah, he has nothing to worry about legally. his life and career are both over anyway.

This

The pussypass is real. I laugh when women whine about the patriarchy.

>17 years ago

Yes yes perfect amount of time to where there can be no proof at all because the whole thing is made up

*giggles internally*

My thoughts user

Can't he just sue her for slander and get a shitload of money?

Yeah I remember that and the liberal media ate it up.

women can't be held accountable for what their saying, that's sexist

More accusations incoming.

Who do you think the "director" is?

In order of likeliehood.

1. Eli Roth

2. Tarantino

3. Del Toro

4. Edgar Wright

5. Peter Jackson

faraci, knowles... now if they can just accuse moriarty, the nunz and whatshisname from darkhorizons every moviewebsitedude will be revealed as a rapist

That's not precisely what happened. She said so at the time, and his buddies like the guy who owns the Alama Drafthouse and Drew McWeent covered it (and many other instances up).

People were still covering up for him a few days ago, so another chick came out and showed twitter his "Vienna Sausage" DM's from only two months ago - long after his buddy Devin Faraci got outed as a rapist.

Don't forget Gabe Toro - another one of their crew who is in jail for fucking children.

I wish I could see James Rolfe's face right now.

I think her accusation is almost impossible to disprove and there aren't going to be legal consequences for him.

Just economic and the destruction of his career and reputation. So he's fucked

supposedly she complained to her boss at the drafthouse at the time (tim league) and he told her to "just avoid [harry]". so her claims can be backed up. he's fucked.

There are feminist "journalists" right now on twitter defending these guys - one of them came out and said of Faraci; "Please, it's not real rape. Please stop using that word. It's triggering".

Then there was that Japanese one - She never shuts up about MUH RAPE CULTURE and SEXISM AND RACISM - She literally whined that all of these women complaning about rape was making it impossible for her to enjoy the movie festival.

definitely eli "dudebro" roth but I'd LOVE it if it was del "fuck white people" toro.

THE DEVIL MIXES LIES WITH TRUTH

It's multiple accusations now, and his entire staff have bailed, and his old friends like Drew McWeeny/Moriarty are trying to pretend like they're still full accredited SJW's by angrily denouncing him and claiming they either;

A. Had No Idea

B. Or like Drew/Mori, "I Need Guidance Because This Evil Society Didn't Teach Me How To React To Rapists" followed by "I'm Really Proud Of Myself For HAVING THE CONVERSATION And Listening & Believing. I Really Am An Amazing Guy"

Fat people should honestly fucking kill themselves.

so you cant even politely ask people if they'd like to have a threesome? whats the accepted way to approach somebody about something sexual these days?

>I had a filmmaker do this awful thing to me but i'm not going to say who he is because I want to be mysterious and make everyone guess which famous director wanted to fuck me, tee hee!

Don't go on his twitter. It's horrendously sad/pathetic.

You didn't hear it from me, but word 'round the campfire is that Harry refused to make his yearly, "completely voluntary", "donation" to the ADL and thilwy are going to shut him down. This first 17 year old account is just the beginning. Expect more accusations in the coming days.

RIP Harry, you walking, talking, Fat Bastard cosplay.

>so her claims can be backed up
So then he can get 5 people to say the opposite, surely there's no documentation from 2000.

Then they'll come for Jay and Mike.

No, because it happened and there are multiple witnesses, accusations and he's also spent the last ten years with his other internet soc jus faggot friends claiming all accusations are unasailable truth.

If he could sue, he would, because he's got zero ethical, moral or public perception qualms to deal with.

The guy stole a few hundred grand from his readers.

got a link for the drew mcweeny statment?

>whats the accepted way to approach somebody about something sexual these days?
Don't be ugly.

I don't care about Nunz or the Australian. But please god punish Moriarty.

His weird tweets after this are telling;

>If, uh, someone, you know, uh, said something but said you shouldn't tell people what they said, because, uh, it's sensitive and well, even if it's wrong, but you thought it was right, but now you know it's wrong and they tell people and people get the wrong impression, would I, uh, I mean, they, uh, look bad or be liable or anything?

>creepy
Hahahahahhahaha

Harry Knowles has always been a cringe-inducing, absolutely grotesque fat slob of human garbage. I couldnt be happier this is happening to him.
>morbidly obese and needs a wheelchair
>website down the drains for years
>writes creepy shit into his reviews like *GIGGLE*
>a beta faggot
>ugly chink wife he bought
>always brings up how his dad died in all his movie reviews to get attention.sympathy

Good riddance!

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>claiming all accusations are unasailable truth
I wonder if Faraci had any sense of self-awareness when he said "I can only believe you" to his accuser.

I had one threesome in my life. Two okay/kind of attractive scene girls at a bar approached my female friend and asked if they could sit at our table and buy me a drink. It happened really quickly. They asked if I wanted to dance and I said I was too drunk. One of them came over, sat on my lap and started nuzzling on me and the other just kept rubbing my leg. I told them I had MDMA and they said we should go back to their hotel room, and we had a threesome. And not even take-turns sort of thing. Like full porn threesome.

It was one of only two times in my life I have been propositioned by a woman, and both those occasions were my only one night stands.

If I was a rich, handsome celebrity, I would definitely have AIDS by now, because I cannot possibly imagine turning all that sex down.

No Harry thread would be complete without his blade 2 review.

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He clsoed the Talkbacks.

First IMDB and now the Talkbacks. End of an era.

I hope Something Awful is next.

>so you cant even politely ask people if they'd like to have a threesome? whats the accepted way to approach somebody about something sexual these days?
Basically, be rich, powerful and attractive. If you're not, you're not allowed to have any sexual interest in anyone or anything, you're supposed to act like a eunuch.

Oh come on, it's just a prank dude lol

Good. Fuck AICN and the "Talkbacks".

>three messages
>all contain references to food and eating
Is this how fat people flirt?

I dunno but you can come over and eat out my chocolate factory any time

And I remember years ago hating the fuck out of AICN because Harry never had a bad thing to say about anyone or any film and that was clearly the reason why this otherwise /r9k/-tier dude was able to land scoops on upcoming flicks.

I doubt thst fat troll can medically rape someone

Just call me Augustus Gloop then, baby!

>> rubs up against you
Ew, I mean, I'd let user rub against me, but not that ugly fat piece of shit.

Harry is a fat douchebag, he is cringe incarnate. No better than Cocksuckers like Latino Review or Devin Fuckraci's site

Same reason I hated the site . He was such a wannabe celebrity but was always a scummy loser
The only Thing about him was that he was the first one in the game

Rude.

>Knowles likes to portray an image that, despite his physical sloth-like state, he's still a bit of a ladies man. He liberally peppers his 'reviews' with mentions of sex and women he's flirted with and how he would have scored with this chick if only something hadn't happened. The truth is that Knowles can barely move under his own steam any more. At the SXSW festival in Austin Texas, Knowles was spotted slowly rambling around town in his motorized La-Z-Boy more than a few times, only once actually grabbing a pair of crutches to make his way around the convention center. Sure, being a fatty isn't a crime, but passing yourself off as a ladies man when the people who sat behind you at the Paramount in Austin had to move because of the smell is just wrong. And yes, I witnessed this first hand. Or should I say first nose.

>Latino Review

Jesus christ. I'm glad these mass rapes took place, because it's been a great nostalgia trip down memory lane.

P W E S E N T S

I, too, remember this happening to me on Fark, theforce.net, etc

Nah, probably how someone forging messages of a fat person hitting on them THINKS a fat person would hit on them.

>I witnessed this first hand. Or should I say first nose.

>motorized La-Z-Boy

Based