Norm MacDonald LIVE: Tim Allen

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Hopefully this will be better than last weeks where Norm was just barred out

Should he a good episode. Tim Allen is probably the best guest he's had on far this season

If Norm is such an intellectual "comedian's comedian", why are his fans so fucking retarded and can't understand Adam is doing a bit, and are writing about it in the comments?

It's like reading Pajeets comments on porn sites like they think the pornstar can see what they are writing.

Also Norm looks noticeably less bloated

Norm has an eternal look to him in the intro

That's youtube comments in general

rich little was a fantastic guest
the rest, not so uch

>why are his fans so fucking retarded and can't understand Adam is doing a bit, and are writing about it in the comments?
At least 75% of those people are retards who get that it's a bit, and just write those comments so they can be "in on it".

>If Norm is such an intellectual "comedian's comedian"
No, he's not.

>why are his fans so fucking retarded and can't understand Adam is doing a bit, and are writing about it in the comments?
Same reason alot of people on Sup Forums says Egret is a cunt faced Holocaust denier. Its a meme you dip.

>It's like reading Pajeets comments on porn sites like they think the pornstar can see what they are writing.
Alot of the low rung whores go around DMCA'ing their stupid incest clips. Odds arent terrible.

>Also Norm looks noticeably less bloated
Episodes arent in order you fucking retard.

I liked Dana Carvey as well. The episode and him as a guest. I thought the "Caitlyn" Jenner episode was fun too. The Letterman episode wasn't really fun, but it was sweet. Bobby Lee and Silverman was ok. I love Mike Tyson and Jerry Seinfeld, but their episodes were bad. Cho was just awful.

>another literally who

Holy shit Tim Allen is Green Pilled, who would've thunk it

Is Norm lucid in this one? This season has some good episodes but the rest of the episodes Norm seems confused and out of it.

Holy fuck, i had no idea Tim Allen was so based. Such a level headed no fucks given guy.

>dubtrips
eternal Norm, I'm all for that

>Cho was just awful.
She was, the way Norm's dirty bomb/backlash against innocent muslims joke went way over her stupid head was gold though.

rememember when tim allens show got cancelled cause he said he liked trump or whatever?

also the based guy snitched on some junkies and sent them to prison

fucking baed white man

>the rest of the episodes Norm seems confused and out of it.

Why is he taking Xanax at all?

How much does TIm Allen soapbox in this? I agree with most of his politics but don't want to listen to comedian who never shuts the fuck about about them.

Plus asking for a raise the network couldn't afford and then getting cancelled and blaming it on his politics is SJW-tier snowflakery.

>the network couldnt afford

are you fucking daft?

best episode of the season so far

>Tim Allen is probably the best guest he's had on far this season
I agree, I liked this episode a lot. It's been an awful season otherwise - seriously, just terrible. Letterman and Seinfeld were very underwhelming and Norm seemed to almost cower to them.

>Norm keeps mentioning prison
>Tim's demeanour immediately changes and he ends the show by criticizing the cameras
For fuck's sake, I thought Adam's secret purpose was to reel him in but he was fuelling it by laughing his off.

Norm's Candyman bit was hilarious.

Hey Candyman, mah nose is empty.

Is this the macdonald show or the mcxanax show?

Thats an Egret joke.

is falling to sleep listening to norm commentate golf the patrician single males sleeping routine?

i cant sleep compltely alone and silent ever since having to sleep alone. i want someone to spoon lads. a girl to lie on my nook. nothing in life feels better.

Where does he commentate golf?

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the 2013 masters is the patrician one. its just the 3 of them, then superdave rings in.

2015 isnt as good, too many unfunny guys

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Jeff Martin rules. Nobody has such an old timey positive outlook on life. Listening to him is like listening to some straight out of 1955 shit.

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I cant find the full 2 day videos but its like 12 hours or someshit for 2013

GAAAY

i gotchu senpai

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tell to the phams at home who Tim Allen is

das it mane. its norm in his fucking element. discussing golf and just talking shit. no interviewing, just being funny with his friends.

chad drew is such a dork but hes like, a lovable dork you wanna protect from bullies like my brother the nerd

user...

>being a creationist in CURRENT YEAR

Fucking Americans

>having real opinions
>current year

ill say anything for a buck. you dont get a house by being honest. you usually get arrested for hate speech.

I generally dislike podcasts mainly because I don't have time for them but this is funny. That fake news bit at the beginning was hilarious.

Norm's a pretty clever guy.

Norm is so good at slipping in little comments to try and get under people's skin.

candy man

>GAAAY

>Norm's a pretty clever guy.
No doubt, but he's neither an intellectual nor an "intellectual comedian" (whatever the fuck that means). He's well read, and by Artie Lange's account, a math genious.

His comedy is low brow, by design, he's talked about this plenty of times. He tries to be funny to everybody. Thats discounting his SNL stint where he tried to piss off everybody. I think one of his podcast quotes is "Nobody likes the smartest person in the room", so he tries to be the dumbest so everyone can understand him.

I feel sorry for smart people who didnt goto college because they end up learning all this weird disjointed shit and trying to prove themselves to college educated people

All thats different is they never learnt to structure arguments coherently and logically, anyone who isnt retarded can read and grasp a concept, but its about applying that somehow

Norm just rambles like a maniac in weird directions, if he just understood structure he'd be able to get across his ideas so much better

I liked that story of Rodney working on Home Improvement. I like any story about Rodney.

>well read
>math genius
>not an intellectual

being an intellectual doesn't mean having a women's study degree from a diploma mill, friend

>muh college

lol dude are you fucking serious, in 2017?

wanna write me a coherent thesis argument without a college education?

anyone can read a book, college basically teaches you how to speak without sounding like norm

>I feel sorry for smart people who didnt goto college
Yeah, you can tell with Norm on Twatter because he always corrects meaningless shit. Intelligent people who didnt utilize it fully and realize this always ends up with a chip on their shoulder. But what the hell, he's probably one of the most respected contemporary stand up comedians by other stand up comedians. Him and Colin Quinn will only get the praise they truly deserve once they're dead. Sadly.

thats exactly it, i was the same way. i dropped out of school and had to try and prove myself all the time, looking retarded. finally went to college and figured out what i was missing, figured out college people arent smart. im sure norm would love studying russian lit with other like minded individuals and some professors.

But why was Steve O'Donnell in on the joke segment?

Yeah give me 10 minutes to look up how to write one. Did you really spend 50k to be a pseud?

>being an intellectual doesn't mean having a women's study degree from a diploma mill, friend
It kinda does, bro. Its a reason why low tier shit like womens studies makes waves. Mainly its because they have more word than "fucking cukc" in their arsenal. They learn how to frame perspective, for all the worthless bullshit they pay to learn, they get their monies worth learning how to argue their case.

Being an intellectual is kinda like being a surgeon. I can read all the medical books i want, but i cant do shit with it.

its not psuedo you retard. its a language. you could spend 5 minutes doing it, good luck, you need to do it well. any retard can read how to format something, but even most college people suck at writing their ideas and end up arguing emotionally (like you)

>Mainly its because they have more word than "fucking cukc" in their arsenal

They seem to love saying "incel" though.

Anyone else notice Tim and Norm have two mugs while Adam only has one? I wonder what's in their second ones

>im sure norm would love studying russian lit with other like minded individuals and some professors.
Then again, i'm reminded some of the smartest people i ever knew where all degenerate drug addicts.. I dont think Norm would thrive in College, i honestly dont think he has the single mindedness to do it. Its like that one episode of Malcom in the Middle where Malcom meets a kid who is like 10x smarter than he is and the kid explains Malcoms brain as a Beehive and his brain is a bunch of Beehives or something like that. I think thats Norm's brain. Not suited for college at all, he just some hours of the day find respite in russian lit, and its Yoga to him.

Wow, all that college and YOU can't even form a decent argument. Did you miss the videos of these "intellectuals" debating? They get thrashed by EVERYONE.
Being a surgeon is a specific skill set, by the way. I wouldn't expect a brainlet like you to understand such a concept.
Willikers, anybody can learn it, but now we have to move the goalposts? Do you have buyers remorse, user? I'm waiting for your intellectual side to break through to my feeble mind.

but if its what he enjoys, surely hed enjoy discussing it with other like minded people? im sure hed find that he disliked the routine and structure and formality of classes, but thats the nature of the beast, you kind of grow up and realise you cant have a discussion without some order

lad youre dumb as fuck and the pathetic way you try to denigrate peoeple who are capable of structing a sentence is embarrassing

what are you an expert on? im genuinely curious the things you can teach anyone in this thread

I'm surprised he got time for the show, what with all the DUI arrests.

>but if its what he enjoys, surely hed enjoy discussing it with other like minded people?

He had an online book club years ago, the web sites still up with the reading list but I've never been able to track down discussion threads

>incel
Its a good one though. I'd give them that. If it hits accurately it usually provides a meltdown, and if it inaccurate it makes the target foolishly try to explain that "but ashually i have had seshual relations with a woman of the opposite sex". Like the great comedian Patrice O'Neal said, we're 5000 years behind pussy. Smack talk about our sexual prowess is always going to hurt.

Tim Allen
Such a nice guy he doesn't chastise Adam for the fake questions

the dadworship that people give Norm is pretty cringey, it's like the Jordan Peterson of comedy

he's just a very funny comedian, or he used to be before the xanax addiction

Is this post double meta-ironic?

>I'm waiting for your intellectual side to break through to my feeble mind
>my feeble mind

that might be the problem

>snowflake
There's that word again. Simply stealing a word that means one thing and using the same word on what is essentially the opposite mentality is the height of retardation.

>Its a good one though

Is it really? It's just a faggoty way of saying virgin.

You're a fool, a pseud, as well as a hypocrite. Get a grip, brainlet. You can't even form a coherent argument.

>Wow, all that college and YOU can't even form a decent argument.
I'm a fucking bricklayer you fucking retard.... I'm smart i just got ADD so i cant do school without chimping out like a nigger.

Did you see Russel Brand trying to debate anyone? Trying to bring jokes and put-downs to an intellectual debate made him look like the clown he is.

>He had an online book club years ago
Yeah, good thing you brought that up. It kinda settles the point. Most of what Norm did in that club was get people to read books he already knew by heart, then admonish any interpretation that didnt cojoin with his. Encoclopedia Dramatica could do a fucking article about what a giant how2do the entire thing turned out to be.

He receives exactly as much reverence from his contemporaries and diehard fans as he deserves. Sounds like you're an underage who grew up in irony culture which taught you to confuse sincerity with uncoolnes or "cringyness"

Do you know how to find the discussion threads? Was that even the format, a message board style group discussion? Like I said I've never been able to track anything down

>Is it really? It's just a faggoty way of saying virgin.
Yeah. and its enough. My ex girlfriends do it all the time, they shit all over my sexuality, "lel u wer the worst in bed lel" and i start fuming in an instant.

But the anger isnt towards them, its inwards. Thats why the "patriarchy" is kinda real, men compete against men, and women compete against women for men who win.

It was a Twitter account "Norm's Book Club". This was several years back, so i have no idea if the shit is still up. Doubt it though seeing how there was a massive shitfest in the middle of it all.

user you're dogshit in bed. Kill yourself you incel virgin retard.

Tim not getting the horrible Adam Eget question killed me. I love it when the guest totally misses it. Norm is at his best when he's talking to other comedians, I enjoyed this episode.

I cervix punched your cunt, stop following me you shallow vagina having balding womanlet faggot.

>the dadworship that people give Norm is pretty cringey, it's like the Jordan Peterson of comedy

apt as fuck

t. man with a father in the underworld

>Yeah, good thing you brought that up. It kinda settles the point. Most of what Norm did in that club was get people to read books he already knew by heart, then admonish any interpretation that didnt cojoin with his. Encoclopedia Dramatica could do a fucking article about what a giant how2do the entire thing turned out to be.

Ive never heard of this deep lore

thats sad

not everyone who is smarter than you is a "pseud"

people dont have to dumb themselves down to make you feel comfortable, this isnt pretension, nobody is even using large words

youre getting offended by the notion that there can be a benefit derived from learning from other people who know what you want to learn

youre just a sad cunt who didnt goto college, and like norm and my old self, youre trying to prove how smart you are, but you havnt proven anything, youve not even said anything that demonstrates you can read or youre capable of origianl thought

He's earned it, there's a reason most comedians consider him one of the funniest people on Earth.

lad just because you cant handle the banter doesnt have any relevancy to power structures in society. you just need to stop talking to ex sluts, and if youre too much of a retard to stop doing that, you need to dismiss anything they say because its meaningless

>I feel sorry for smart people who didnt goto college because they end up learning all this weird disjointed shit and trying to prove themselves to college educated people

What about dumb as rocks faggots that haven't gone to college? Was he talking about you?

>Its a good one though. I'd give them that. If it hits accurately it usually provides a meltdown, and if it inaccurate it makes the target foolishly try to explain that "but ashually i have had seshual relations with a woman of the opposite sex"

Applies to cuck as well, cuck.

Any recommendations for where to start off with Norm? Never watched his stuff before

Yeah, it was mostly Norm correcting people who didnt conform to his way, and praising people who did. But there was a stalking case which made Norm block almost everyone on that account, and then it fizzled out. I dont know the full particulars. But i know it was weird, and it seemed drug fueled.

I dont feel bad for dumb people who didnt goto college, they dont have a chip on their shoulder trying to prove how smart they are

Norm even said he hated the Harvard guys at SNL because he felt fucking retarded around them, but then he'd speak to them and they were just normal guys

Its from a place of insecurity, for some reason it bothers retards to discover that its obvious and everyone can see through a guy who hates on college educated people because he missed the boat?

...

But you haven't gone to college yet, kid.

finally, after all this years, Norm is just shooting the shit and enjoying himself

>tfw too dumb to understand this post

i didnt finish high school and now im a lawyer : D

great episode, return to form

>sweating like a whipped Egyptian
i like it

Dennis miller compilation on youtube

Good for you, user.

Stories about Norm.. thats where you'll get why he is God-tier to most every working stand-up comedian today.
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Enjoy bud.