Middle Earth: The Fellowship (2020)

Meet the cast.

Why the fuck does Alan Tudyk end up in so many fancasts? The guy is shit SHIT

that ain't real you faggot

>no idris elba

This. He should be playing every character.

wow I think you're on to something there

is this real life

He plays the Balrog

>only two thots

Yeah, no, at least half the Fellowship will be thots in any remake.

This. Star wars nigger just can't compete

it looks heckin official user, it must be

>same thread on Sup Forums
really makes you think

>lesbian page gets BLACKED
muh dick

>Lupita as Galadriel

Yes, please

>that
Wtf does that word even mean?

Is this what you do all day? Create fake outrage so you can REEEEE against [insert boogieman of the day]? How fucking pathetic.

Faramir

thanks god

>gollum
>tudyk
>not lawrence fishburne
>saruman
>poo in the loo
>not evil white cis male

meh. I'd rather they make all female remake

The word "that" is used to identify a certain person or thing or action previously stated in a sentence

I think Taylor Lautner as Boromir is the cherry on the top.

WHAT WHAT
WHAT!
When was it announced? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Jonah Hill as Sam

not even mad 2bh

>director

so much this

but they're black :(

what's wrong with being black?

>Ellen page as Arwen
I think that upset me more than anything else.

Thanks Mam, you're a lifesaver

I'd rather they make an all female(male) remake

Eddie Redmayne as Legolas would be pretty good if you ask me
Forest Whitaker as Gimli is just too good to be true, unfortunately

they are not white you fucking cuck

>what's wrong with being black?

nice

>Shark Boy as Boromir

Could you have tried any less? Fuck!

i would throw out morgan because he acts in every movie the same way, and lautner cause he can't act shit.


the rest is awesome.

is this real? im not even bothered to check myself because it makes a lot of sense

the only thing that keeps LOTR from getting a diverse remake is how good those movies are - people won't dare to touch it for quite some time, even if it represents the last stand of white men in cinéma

I could dig morgon freemen playing gandalf t b h

>"MIDDO EARFF: CREW OF DA BLING"

>NINE NIGGAS

>FIGHTING OVER SAURWHITE'S GOLD CHAIN

culd b gud

Who gives a shit ? I didn't watch the Hobbit I won't watch this SJW rehash trash either.

You son of a bitch, you scared me

if theyd actually ruin LotR id probably martyr myself in some hollywood studio

The Tolkien estate probably won't give out the rights for a long time.

Top kek.

Please let this happen just so I can watch the tears when it fails.

WHERE ARE MY TOKEN ASIANS?!?

>Jonah Hill as Samwise

Now THAT I'd pay to see.

Fantasy movies cant have colorblind casting.
It adds another element to the movie, so if its not your intention you cant do it.
Like, if half the hobbits were black than that adds a racial division within the hobbits that you cant ignore. The audience is going to be left wondering how the fuck there are still full black people and full white people when these hobbits have lived there for centuries. The only way to explain that is there is a racial division, which changes the story.

muh firefly

...everything?