Y'know we never seem to talk about Martian girls that often despite the facts that Mars has the most attractive women...

Y'know we never seem to talk about Martian girls that often despite the facts that Mars has the most attractive women in our solar system.

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>she literally fucked bender

Truth

She literally fucked Leela too

You really could have started the thread with someone who was ethnically Martian

Who hasn't Amy fucked in the show?

Zoidberg.

When? Who wouldn't?

Just Zoidberg. Scruffy, Conrad and even the Professor have had a go of it, but not Zoidberg. Never Zoidberg.

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To be fair, he only wanted friendship from others not of his species.

Actually, didn't someone else in Zoidberg's body fuck someone?

Fry and Leela fucked while in Zoidberg and the Professor's bodies.

Its because their teeth are razor sharp and they came to eat people meat.
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I suppose I could've. But I didn't.

Once you go Martian,
You realize nothing rhymes with Martian

Best girl

Holy shit

Scruffy give up a good possibility when his wash bucket was in Amy body.

Contortion was the best I could think of
Damn

Not even close.

Amy is from earth. It's like saying you like american girls like Amy. She is chinese. The american part is't really part isn't important.

... your dick harshen?

Squarshin,as my squid friends say.

What the fuck are you on about? She was born on Mars. Her parents had a ranch there, remember?

you´d never again be able to fuck an Austrian

She is asian (chinese). Her hotness has nothing to do with being born on mars. You couldn't tell she is from mars if the plot didn't told you.

Pic related actual marsians.

Not really. Showing with is not the same as sticking your dick into/receiving the dick of someone.

Dammit, I´ve already masturbated twice today, I don´t want to anymore.

What the fuck are you on about? Fuck off Pedantic ESL Tripfag.

"Caution" in a heavy Brit accent.

Has she fucked Fry? I remember her banging Bender, but not Fry

Then you might want to look away.

It was an early episode, the one where Fry's head was put on Amy's shoulders after a car crash.

Nice picture of Amy Wong but I think that belongs at /aco/ and not Sup Forums

if it aired on tv its fine on Sup Forums

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That's like having a thread about Americans and posting Pochahantis. Once we steal your land, we're the martians now.

you're in for you mellow to get a harshin'?

Yeah but you wouldn't say "I'm European" if you were born and raised on america. Or Say "I'm african". The most you'd do is hyphenate it. Like "Asian-Martian"

>"Asian-Martian"
That's fine.

Why is Futurama so much more fappable than the Simpsons?

There aren't enough pictures of best martian in this thread

You sir are awesome!

She had a threesome with Fry and Leela.

Scruffy. ________

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Once you go Martian, there's no other option.

Once you go Martian, you wont have an abortion.

There was another episode where they started to bang afer being stranded on Mercury in Amy's car.

because are not yellow.

it is the same episode.

Second.

Is this page from an official comic?

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Do you think she suck out for a day to see what it's like being a citizen instead of a monarch?

Doubling up on Mars

how has no one mentioned the bets one?

We all know that Amy has gotten around throughout the show.

Maybe because the characters have realistic hairstyles and don't look like they have severe jaundice

I agree, OP.

are red martians or Tharks sexier?

once you go Barsommian
you don't return to humans again

shapeshifter waifu is best waifu

in the shit comedy central seasons

>"Why am I so differently wired? Am I a martian?"
>"What kind of twisted experiment am I involved in?"
That's how Eminem rhymed martian

>homosexual marriage propaganda
Shitty newer episodes.

Does that even rhyme? Even a little bit? I can't see it.

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you have to split martian into two syllables

Those feet look awful

Couldn't agree more.

>a-mar-shin

>in-volve-din

Not that hard! The last syllable of each line ties it together, if you read it in the correct tempo.

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Martian can be pronounced "Marshun" or "Marshin".

Any word with the suffix "-ian" or "-tion" can rhyme, as well as those ending in the sounds "-in" and "-un".

That issue was hot.

Harshen?

I'll never get tired of his name.

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Cartman

That's true for almost all shows, though.

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No just an on-model /u/ fancomic

>Once you go Martian,
you're the Pussy town's marshal

Charmin

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How about "Human-Asian-Martian"?

>rhymed
No, actually, no he didn't.

>Fry's head was put on Amy's shoulders after a car crash.
>There will never be a version of that episode where after Fry breaks up with her, Amy hooks up with Leela and the two of them end up with a VERY active sex life while Fry is carried along for the ride on Amy's shoulders waiting for a new body

That makes it sound like she's a mix of human/martian.

>Once you go Martian,
You go avoid Spartans

Earthling-Asian-Martian then?

Wasn't he already hooking up with someone when it was revealed he was a senior member of the Planet Express? And after that the woman who couldn't smell.

I think you people are all pronouncing Martian differently

Because it's aimed at the mentality of single nerds instead of families.

Dejah best Martian…

…and Ki worst martian.

has a great ass tho

once you go martian
your views be harshin'
your politicals be partisan
left wing, right wing, you flap harder than
you used to fly, right up to the heart and then
you drop her down to venus
fuck uranus with your penis
lick from mars to earth and beam us
scotty
this chick naughty
her skin green and then
black and blue, bitch, bark like pluto
once you beat her, you know,
slap that ass big as jupiter
pussy red, wet like mercury
baby you be making me
spray, sat on my urn, sang me a new tune
ain't no bitch like a martian

OMG so hawwwwtt

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