Name a single male superhero whose appearance wouldn't be improved by growing a beard Sup Forums

Name a single male superhero whose appearance wouldn't be improved by growing a beard Sup Forums.

That's right you can't.

Chamber

Fucking Batman.

Spider-Man.

He'd look like a scrawny nu-male when Peter and it's not present any other way.

Wonder Woman

Wolverine, because he's already got one and he doesn't need another

I don't know. Kaine had, or has, and he was hot.

Danny Rand looked pretty damn handsome with a beard.

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She's not male you idiot

Joker

Maybe user's referring to the other type of "Beard"?

Well you did post one already, but I'll give you a second - DOOM. It would just stick out of his mask and look retarded.

Geez. I was joking, user.
Yes.

Let's see. Johnny Storm/Human TOrch and The Thing, maybe. Hulk, too.

Ok, I confess I'm a marvel fag. I cannot bring a single hero from DC to the table who I woudn'¡t like with a beard right now.

Captain Atom

Beast
Miles

Hawkeye

You mean, the male one?

Clint is great with a beard and a tail.

>made in the 1940s
>Greek

Out of anybody she's the most likely to be sporting a shrub.

Doesn't really work for Ben.

Well played.

Dreamy fuckboys like Nightwing, Human Torch, Angel, etc...

The only character that it's worked for

/thread

Superman's beard looks so fucking good.
I'm still mad they got rid of ot.

Martian manhunter

The Thing.

Did I won?

The Futures End look was the best one.
T-shirt+ jeans and workboots+ Cape+ Beard

I think Flash with a large beard would look goofy running around and having it trail off to the side.

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are you saying a rock beard wouldn't be awesome?

rocket raccoon

Volstagg The Voluminous

The Flash, especially Barry.

Wally could pull it off.

>superhero

>Let's see. Johnny Storm/Human Torch

I would love to see Ghost Rider or Johnny Storm with a fire/flame beard. It would look amazing if drawn properly.

Peter parker
batman beyond

That's... something I could like, yes.

user, I like it.

So it's only on Ben now. Maybe Silver Surfer, too?

Didn't some alter Wally have a bear? I guess he can, yes.

Would be weird as fuck when costumed, but he could have easily a good look with a red beard.

Kinda viking-ish badass, actually.

Ben had one. Give me a minute.

Martian Manhunter
Vision
Generally non-human superheroes who don't seem to have hair

Hal looks wrong with a beard

Bane would look weird.


Also, while Cable has had the occasional beard, it did nothing to improve or detract.
As long as he has HUGE GUNS, he is great.

wut the fugg?

Cyclops.

I think you have to be into beards in general to see them as improvement. I don't mind beards or people with beards, but I just never find them attractive, especially in comics where everyone's supposed to be attractive.

Shezow

Beast

Dick and Hal rely on being pretty so a beard doesn't really work for them.

This

Hitch was drawing Hal to look like Chris Pine and Pine looks pretty with a beard, apparently that just doesn't translate to comics well

>Hitch

I'm 30 and i can't grow a beard or even a mustache. Fuck my life.

Deadpool

Are you asian?

Martian Manhunter
Swamp Thing
Etrigan

Danish. I must have a genetic problem. I really can't explain. My father has an enormous beard.

I actually feel that either Bruce or Batman should have a fake beard so it's easier to disguise his identity.

Without a mask it helps cover up the vomit-inducing face
With a mask it would look kinda stupid, which is kinda in-character for deadpool.

The Hulk

Martian Manhunter

Professor X.
I wanted to say Longshot because he's basically a bishounen but we know he'd pull it off like he did the chops.

>look up patrick stewart with a beard
>he looks like a fucking hipster
Yeah, you were right.

If that's an issue he should just wear a full facemask and be done with it.

this. he looks like shit

Barry can, as well.

>tfw bald but like my beard
It's a hard choice choosing between having a comfy beard and not looking like an ass.

I'd rather have Captain America with stubble.

Thor looks like shit with a beard

Azrael grew a beard once. It didn't last.

kek

He needs more stubble than that.
That just looks like he can't shave right.

Hercules.

Two beards would look weird.

I guess they could combine into some kind of gigabeard, but given marvel right now it'd probably grow out of his forehead.

Wrong.

Bearded Thor looks like shit.

>red hood
>hood at all
You have shit taste.

johnny storm

i always add them when I draw them
batman's though, i can never decide on a good shape.
but I've always wanted to see R'as with a bat-symbol-shaped goatee. yknow the head would be the soul patch with a little notch shaved in it.

never forget

but he has the ULTIMATE beard
imagine a beard made of rock plates though

surely in DP's case the beard would be growing all unevenly like creeping up over his nose on one side and connecting with his eyebrow on the other

Colossus

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Basically any young skinny hero. It'll only work if you already look bara as fuck.

I am sure some would disagree but Superman really wouldn't work with a beard if he is wearing his costume, It kinda ruins the look of boy scout.

If he had a new costume or outfit however it would fit him.

Danes, along with a few of their Scandinavian brethren, possess a gene that links beard growth with raping and pillaging. Your father probably has razed more villages than you.

To be fair, if anyone can support two beards it's the Lion of Olympus.

>Bearded Thor looks like shit

Hie thee hence, Balder.

Will Riker

you LIKE robert denby?!

Half of it looked good

Captain Marvel

Martian Manhunter

Jason Todd it will make him look even more of a douche

> Batman Beyond

Lol so Terry?

Yes. How is he not a superhero?

Leave Robert Denby alone!

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Nightcrawler

Colosus has had one though.

looks like pubic hair

he definitely did have a beard though. Probably a fake one, but I remember him looking sweet with it.

All I can think of when seeing this picture is who the fuck let Riker have a ring.