Cyborg #6 Storytime

Love's in the cybernetic air.

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needs moar steel boobs......

Cyber Cupid is like something out of Yu-Gi-Oh.

Good thing: art won't be terrible like in second half of previous issue.
You'll get them.

>female cyborg
>call her variant
jesus fuck

I'd let her variant my dick?

Bad thing: well, it's still Silver Agey dialogue.

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I wonder how strong his beam is.

That's some nice blanket.

Empathy: 0.

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I like how Cyborg's nonchalantly like "Nope you're not even human anymore, later"

Bottom panel, I like it.

We Enter the Matrix now.
This is better, humane way. But above he's colossal dick.

Moment of naming.

Silver agey dialogue
>bad thing

>mfw I see her booyahs

Mr. Stone, are you trying to get under my hood?
Personally, I'm OK with it. I've seen people whine complain about it.

You know Booya! would be a pretty good thing to yell right when you rip off your clothes or surprise someone naked.

Someone's upset.
'member, she's Vic's gf he can't remember.

Like in bottom panel?

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This is how I picture sex in Eclipse Phase.

Aw yeah Cyborg getting some sexy time.
Weird kinky robo sex.

Machine oil, never enter the bed without it.

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Pfff, few planes and human soldiers. Go crazy, add Intergang and shit.

I love villains who lampshade how cliche they are.

OH NO!

How do I not see this shit coming by now? Like every damn issue how do I not see it coming?

NEXT


My bad

Too soon, I dare to say.

See

Maybe she'll betray other guy?

I am not surprised of this..

I really hope so.

>{Smooth Jazz}

I wish they would just retcon this out. It was always stupid like most things Walker introduced, and makes cyborg's struggles redundant.

with the age of people can replace human body part, no, not much. That cyborg's struggles become dated

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The panel layout on this page really bugs me.

The writers never stopped showing his struggle despite his new powers. With him being able to become a man now, whenever he wants, it just comes off as half assed. Semper said that he only kept it out of respect for the old run and it's fan. He should've just gone forward and ignored it.

"Is that your USB drive or are you just happy to see me?"

>The writers never stopped showing his struggle
Because it's easier to beat dead horse instead of writing something new.

That was quick.
Pacing is the main issue I have with this story...everything happens so fast or so slow that I can't literally care.

So does he have a dick?

I know in Nu52 they went full nanomachines regeneration so that was a maybe

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Thanks for storytime (OP).

He has now.

How can the horse be dead if Cyborg never had a solo? Unless you count the Wolfman series where he was hardly in the spotlight.

I always appreciate people walking through walls

Wait, didn't he literally just say him and Variant are unable to sleep? How could she have a nightmare?

Keep reading.

So the Silver Age style end pages are definitely the best part of the book, right?

Pretty much.
Needs more Billy, though.

They don't sleep like humans. They just go on recharge mode. Nightmares means there's a problem. It happened to Vic in one of the previous issues.

Its Ivo isnt it? fucking Ivo.

So, uhh... Vic is on the receiving end there.
You heard it here first folks. Cyborg is into robo-pegging

Maybe. He was white, so unless he went full robot...

And Vic scores!

I forget, how old is Vic currently?

Whatever age are kids who play football at high school.

21

Its the main selling point of the book, as far as I'm concerned.

This book has been one of the surprises of Rebirth for me. I am hooked on this robot uprising stuff

5 year jump from Justice League's first arc. So he's 23ish plus a year or two of the comics actually running?

Seems fine. He's probably Jessica's age right now, I'm headcanoning Simon as little older.

See what happens when you fuck white girls Vic?

They turn into brainwashed CIA assassins?

don't we know how old simon is? pretty sure we saw him react to 9/11

Personally, I have no idea. He's probably adult, they wouldn't send underage to Guantanamo.
R-right?

Of course

BIG METAL

Doesn't matter had sex

>fucking normal humans REEEEEEEEEE!

This really is a modern day silver age story
I like it

What is this expression trying to convey?

Concentrated I guess
He's a machine after all

>The writers never stopped showing his struggle despite his new powers
Yeah and Cyborg's been an incredibly boring character during that time. His struggle of "do robot parts keep me from being a man" has been outdated for decades. Hell, people are willing to accept without a second's hesitation that full blown robots would still be people if they were intelligent and friendly, why would some fancy prosthetics be different?

Even if he can make himself look Human or become human (?)

It doesn't mean he feels human or less of a robot man

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Thank you

Good issue

So did she give Vic a virus during sex?