OH SHIT ARM PIT WEBS

OH SHIT ARM PIT WEBS
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Only fake geek girls like Marvel movies and arm pit webs.

oh god
flashbacks to the 90s Howard Mackie era

meh, wasn't using this man card anyway

they deleted and reposted twitter.com/spidermanmovie/status/806500064491229186

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I have no reaction whatsoever to this.

Is he wearing his home-made ghetto-suit from before Tony found him?

>that ass though

Peter is such a fuckboy now.
I love it.

YES
ES
S

oh this is the coolest thing I've ever seen

make way for the best MCU movie yet

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it is a Spider-Man film so the CW suit either gets ripped up, tossed in the trash or stolen when Birdman bets Spider-Man he can't walk through Times Square in his skivvies.

Too silly for live action they said.

They'd never do web-pits since they're so old and nobody remembers them they said

I'm glad they gave some functionality to them. It was always a cool look for me at least

He still looks like a video game character.

what about now

why can't they just make him look like a real person and not a fucking playstation character for fucks sake how hard is it to do cgi correctly you fuckers

raimi did it in fucking 2002

cunts

I'm just happy they brought back Happy.

>Spider-Man wears the Civil War suit
>He gets BTFO by the Vulture, suit is in shreds
>Tony gifts him a new suit with web pits so he can fight vulture better or something
there

I want to fuck Tom Holland

It looks like it's before civil war airport, with Happy being sent to pick up Peter and give him his new suit, maybe it'll be used as a recap or something at the beginning

Is Peter doing a video blog?

Skype with Stark discussing the suit I presume

ON THE NEW SONY LGT XPERIA 500!

Ah, another fine entry in "Iron Man Presents: The Marvel Universe"

Stuff nobody asked for.

No one outside Sup Forums cares about this shit, he looks like a fucking flying squirrel

>They'd never do web-pits since they're so old and nobody remembers them they said

at this point Marvel realised that changing costumes is all the character development they can handle.

Like the Netflix shows getting the costume only for like the last episode or like in Luge Cage and Jessica Bores, making fun of the costume

This won't be able to save the absolute dogshit that everything involving Peter Parker will be.
>HIGHSCHOOL

I'm enjoying the butt shot.

Why? They never did the armpit webs, it's a pleasant change and a good throwback. The only thing bad about this clip is that he still looks like a videogame character, I know these movies are made in an assembly line with very little production time but Disney can surely afford better cgi

>he looks like a fucking flying squirrel

That's how wingsuits work, friend. Really, it should look even MORE like a squirrel.

Look at every other website. They went nuts over this news.

Damn, when's the last time we've seen him in anything with the pit-webbing?

I love the humor already, marvel is my favorite comedy genre

You anons know wingsuits are a real thing right?

Lol no

I think you over estimate how many people give a shit about Spider-Man

ERECT

Does that make it any less stupid?
No. The wings were a mistake, my friends are already saying sony is ruining Spiderman because of the wings

He's literally Marvel's most popular character.

>my friends are already saying sony is ruining Spiderman because of the wings

Oh, your friends are saying this? Well, that changes everything, I take it all back.

>Peter is such a fuckboy now.
'Now', he says, Peter been like that for forever [\spoiler]

...what humor?

That's not ironman
So Spider-Man is a vlogger now? Cringe desu

I think you're underestimating.

I'd be happy if it wasn't for the fact that the film has so many problems that no amount of wings could save it.

>>Vlogging
>>With Mask off.
If that's the case, he might be the biggest idiot ever.

You can't possibly be serious

Dude, it's the Vegas Golden Knights!

>my friends at Nintendo
>sherlock memes

pls

This comes out a week before Spiderman homecoming

And it'll be just as good as the previous four.

Which is to say, terrible.

However, it may take a HUGE bite out of the Chinese box office. Those little guys love Transformers for some reason. I'm guessing because it doesn't take much understanding of English to get what's going on.

That t-shirt. Even MCU Spidey knows it's always time for pizza.

Sup guys I'm Spiderman xd
Tony stark reference to boost my popularity


My movie will be good this time right? Zomg xd

>Miss me yet?

What are you talking about? Transformers and marvel films have the same target audience. Except optimus doesn't make Adele jokes


Spider-Man hasn't had a good movie in year's, it's embarrassing at this point. I don't know many people who want to sit through another dull Spider-Man origin

I think it's time for ya to take your chill pills, m8.

You're acting even more like a retard than the average Marvel or DC's current "casuals".

Also, speaking about someone who both loves DC and Marvel, you can't ignore Spidey is one of a kind, since he's popular around the damn world.

>Spider-Man origin
But they're not doing that

What's wrong with being
What's wrong with being
What's wrong with being confident?
I really hope Sony doesn't pump the film with their soundtrack.

Yes, we miss you. Anyone would be better than this fucking spiderfaggot.

I really hope it flops. Sony, make us proud.

>I don't know many people who want to sit through another dull Spider-Man origin
Why exactly do you think this is an origin movie?

>I don't know many people who want to sit through another dull Spider-Man origin
Good thing this isn't an origin and never was going to be

Thsi is some advanced autism

you might want to take of your nostalgia goggles son
i love the movies but the CGI does look dated
youtube.com/watch?v=fqYHg-Ue_Cc

Such as shame that the perfect Spider-Suit was in the worst movie.

>That's not ironman
>Iron man
no matter how much Marvel shills him, Spider-man will always be the face of the company

>6 writers
>4 villains
>Black Mary Janesque love interest
>origin story
>More RDJ
>He's a vlogger
>amy Pascal


Tell it to me straight Sup Forums, will it be good?

In the TV edits, they change the ads on the buildings. Like, I recall them replacing the Prudential ad a few times.

>Transformers and marvel films have the same target audience.

Yeah, the international market, where they make most of their money. Which is why I said Spider-Man might have trouble with Transformers.

This doesn't change the fact that the Transformers movies have been shit since number one.

>Drake reaction images with Marvel vs. DC content

Oh wait, never mind. I get who I'm talking to.

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I've always been iffy about Web pits

Spidey!!!!! XD XDXDX XDX MARVEL RULES. I cant wait for all the silly jokes.

>Several time record holder of highest grossing superhero movie
>not very popular
you should drop the stupid pills user

Is the web pits retractable?

No. Ironman is vastly more popular than Spiderman, it's not even a joke now.

Spiderman has never and will never make a $1billion dollar movie.

Without iron-man, there would be no current marvel.

I don't think he would be able to leap that Helicopter at that height.

1.jpg arnt you tired of being wrong so much?
changing your filenames doesnt help

I won't be able to stand the cringey conversations and quips between ironman and Spider-Man

why would he be filming himself?

if they're in DC that's the only highest point to do so. Everything else has to be built smaller than the Washington Monument.

Truly The Vulture figured out the best way to fight Spider-Man rather than a red-eye to Los Angeles.

Flawless suit if you fix the chest spider and drop the raised webbing. It took them 5 movies to get it right, and as soon as marvel gets its hands on spidey he turns into a ps2 character. Hollywood

>Tell it to me straight Sup Forums, will it be good?

It will follow the same old formula as all other Marvel movies:

>lol evil villain
>obligatory references and cameos
>shitty pop culture jokes
>boring love triangle serving as filler
>laser in the sky
>everyone is happy and it ends with a quip

>Replying more than once

i know this is shitposting but you need to find better than ''QUIPS ARE BAD'' for a fucking Spider-man movie

Oh god your that dc drone that makes all those dcu threads

That sounds like a familiar movie

Which marvel film had the crap 1 dimensional villain again?

No, son. Quips are spider-mans forte, we all know that. The problem is every other mother fucker making the same jokes at every turn, breaking any sense of tension in the movie.

Every time.
They seriously thought Civil War just wouldn't get the hype? They thought "Can you bleed? You will" would get close to 2 billion?

Might want to work on curing your autism. Start with killing yourself.

same guy that has been posting the BvS hype threads back in may
just wait till next year he normally shuts up for a while when his predictions turn out wrong yet again

>Replying to yourself

My favorite one is X-Men Apoc getting a billion, like holy shit.

Make like your dad and die in a Florida nightclub shooting, faggot

Yeah actually it is. I guess this scene takes place before the airport fight in CW.

yeah I figured it was him

I just wish we could have a thread disccussing the movie of said thread that doesn't turn into a company wars thread

Sony is ruining third chance with Spiderman by making it tumblr centric movie. Even with Marvel helping out, Spidey will never get another good movie like the first 2 Raimi flicks.

tell me wich DCEU was the one with the horribly miscast everyone and needless edge?

Lets discuss the mouse's bastardization of our characters