Flintstones #6 Storytime

New adventure awaits.

Those covers, though. Yeesh.

The last issue detailed the war against the tree people, right?

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Yep, and how Barney found Bam-Bam.

>Gerald
PEACHES TEACHES, DEUS VULT!

Thank God on small treats, eh Fred?
>anonymous pundist
Kek.

Look at Mr. Moneybags over here.

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;-;

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Science, I ain't gotta explain shit.

>those two moths banging

>log demon

What a rebel.

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Aw man, and I was JUST about to storytime this one. Well, thanks OP

Moths know what's up.

I told you, Gerald is shitty god.

When in doubt, hump.

Deep, bruh.

>Fiord

>Mothadone
STOP

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That's one groovy turtle.

> Grand Theft Wheel

I never get tired of these gags.

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Bless you and your family, OP.

I needed some comics to wash the taste of yet another movie dick waving thread out of my mouth.

I'd lie if I said it's not main appeal to me.

This is quite possibly the greatest comic ever made

kek

Fucking moths!

Hide the thread, nigga. Away from eyes, away from... eh. It won't be blight for your eyes.

>Thanks babe

kekasaurus

Can't tell if that amount of pebbiles is alot

HOT MOTH LOVIN

Sheila's big girl.

How do you get from an abacus!?

>A preacharound

Aw. Poor Slate.

Not this is called bargaining skills.

>Orlando furioso references

Can't do without those.

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Good shit as always, thanks OP

There's a reaction image.

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You wouldn't have expected a Carl Sagan parody to be a major supporting character in a Flintstones comic, but here we are.

>The Earth Gets a Report Card

So, sequel to the aliens issue?

Like this?

brilliant

This got me

Can't wait for Gazoo to go around being a dick

Got this from the DC site

>The Great Gazoo is working on his report card for the human race, and so far humanity has earned a big fat “F.” When the Church of Gerard starts selling Indulgences, Bedrock descends into violence and debauchery. Meanwhile, a miner gets trapped at Slate’s Quarry. Might there be an honest citizen in this burgeoning civilization willing to come to his rescue?

Seems to be out of order though

>His name is bowling ball

Jesus Christ

As someone who works in academia, this hits too close to home

>It's what's known as a preach-around

Sheila porn when?

>Only I didn't say fudge

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Dawn of the Dead at the dawn of time. Nice.

It wouldn't be a Flintstones comic if we didn't get one page that got super fuckin' real.

That's his slave name.

>Big, hot brown girl with tts

I feel you guy

Id let Sheila have her way with me.

I love this comic so goddamn much. I'm mostly a batfag, so Rebirth has basically left me nonplussed - There are a couple of good comics, a few mediocre ones, and Batman is going down the drain fast. However despite all that, this continues to be one of the best comics I've ever read.

Best comic out there by far!!!

this is terribly depressing

damn nigga ;_;

>science was misinterpreted
Surprised a progcuck like Russell would write an anti-climate change issue, but I suppose he's completely unaware that he did.

That's goin' in the folder

Also bump

Okay, guys, super-serious point here. The Flintstones first trade paperback is already available for pre-order. I think that we can all agree that this is one of the best comics on the market today and desperately deserves all the support we can give it. I suggest that we all do the right thing here and pre-order that TPB so as to keep this thing alive. I'm gonna buy three copies, myself. One for my collection and two for gifts.

I've been buying the issues digitally but I might buy a trade, it deserves it

I did the same thing for Prez ;_;

So i guess the war against lizard people is goin to be latter or did i skip that issue?

I love the way this series presents these moments of profundity in the most surreal ways possible.

Actually since xmas is near, gifting the TPB isn't a bad idea at all, thanks.

kill yourself cuckservitive

damn

poor kid

Who would of thought taking something like the Flintstones and putting it into a more mature setting would be so entertaining. This series keeps getting better.

>Lol I bet the idiot writer didn't make this completely obvious connection unlike me, the enlightened buzzword-repeater!

Wow, the Dunning-Kruger effect is real.

I love Sargon

Did Tim Burton do this cover?

Sargon kind of looks like Mitt Romney in that second panel

I've seen his twitter, there's no way a guy like him doesn't think that climate change is man-made and will destroy humanity unless something is done (unless it's already too late).

The reason computer bugs are called bugs is that a moth was stuck in one of Harvard's first computers in the 40s.

Nice Roomba

>Sheila
UNF

Does this mean Fred works at a prehistoric mint?

Gerald user, his name is Gerald
Man, this part is soo sad

They should of went with Josh.

Joshua (Yeshua) -> Jesus

Pretty good read, better than the last one.

So do 3D women with Pebbles' hairdo exist?
Need to know for research.

Also I feel like they made Fred and Barney too attractive.

Thanks OP, I needed this.

> a bug in the system

Im literally shitting myelf.

thank gerald i was on the throne.

I'm not sure that prevents him from having fun with scientific miscalculations, as you're not bound by law to make every piece of media a topical statement, and climate change isn't the first or only instance of scientists telling us we're all gonna die.

Don't even need academia. Industry does the same. A friend worked at a place where the goal was instead of hiring people with degrees, it was to train and promote the glassware washers to run the instrumental analysis.

Almost everything is made of rocks user, bedrock is the bedrock of Bedrock.

I'll buy 2. One as a gift and one for me. I already own the single issues, but I really want to support this.

Shit, has this won any awards yet or at the least any nominations?

The black chick who worled at NASA that they're making a movie about coined the phrase because she had to keep clearing moths out of her computer.

I think that would be too on the nose. It's better if it's just a general placeholder for religion instead of trying to make some statement about Christianity

>Pebbles in a labcoat
Thank you, Steve Pugh.