What does Sup Forums think of January Jones?

What does Sup Forums think of January Jones?

driving 40 mph into the wall

too hot to be fuckable

Trannylookin garbage woman

Whats the point of those "masks"? I honestly don't get it. You can still see who the person wearing it is.

Like some kind of humorless sex robot

girls look so hot sucking cock in masks like that, or blindfolded idk why

i am also gay

Yorha's newest android?

with a name like that you'd think she'd be a porn star.

I don't like her cute nose. It's too cute. I like the rest of her though

I can agree with that

I assumed, before actually seeing her, that she was a '70s Blaxploitation actress.

tomato movie when

Jones as 2b

Cleopatra Jones

Really hot until I actually saw her tits.

I'm forced to like her because she's the only famous person to come to my state since Bob Barker.

Shit actress, though. Fucking shit.

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I prefer her daughter.

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looks more like Susan Sarandon's daughter

name of the pronster?

That's Alison Brie, user. It says so in the filename.

there's nothing wrong with my tits

JJ IS TRASH WAIFU

Who names their kid "January"?

People name their kids May, June, and Julie.
Augustus.
April.

Is that really Alison Brie performing deep fellatio ina professionally produced pornographic film?

I disagree. All I can think about is how ugly they must be to wear a mask.

I once worked with a nigger named Telephone. He went by Telly.

BTFO

There was a SSgt in my platoon, Mexican fella, first name Tarantula.

but they aren't wearing a mask because they are ugly, they are wearing it to either conceal their identify or because it's kinky to be removed from one of your most important senses

Terrible actress.

terrible tripfag get out of here asshole no one asked for your opinion

what kind of stupid name is "January"

Terrible opinion. You'd think you'd learn by now, nigtrip faggot.

A lot of names are fucking stupid when you really think about it.

They are just overused and therefore seem "normal" to you.

Chad? Bob? Phil? Cameron?

Dumb fucking names.

>Chad
>dumb name
I bet it is to you, autistic beta.

the milk's gone bad

>t. virgin who has never seen a real pair of tits outside of porn

o i am laffin

>t. butthurt roastie with shit tits

o i am laffin

Most sets of tits have one larger than the other, my man.

I unironically would like to be her pusyslave.

Terrible actress with lopsided tits.

What does this even mean?

Krager?

More like FAGer, am I right?

Pfft.

kill yourself

January is a month. It's objectively a dumb fucking name. Just like April, May, and June.

she's like a toy you don't want to take out of the box

Every name stems from something. Does that make every name in existence "objectively" dumb, as you put it? No. You're just a fucking retard.

It's going to take a long time to forget her as abusive 60s mom.

That just makes me want her more

What makes an objectively good name then?

All words are just weird sounds. Is it alliteration? Extreme variation between consonants and vowels?

January is a stupid fucking name to have, case closed.

"Krager" is a stupid fucking name to CHOOSE as a representation of yourself on an ANONYMOUS image board.

What's your point?

C'mon Krager, we agree on 100% of everything else every time we cross paths.

January is no weirder than the name Chris. It's just sounds.

I think the ideal first name is 1-3 syllables. 4 is pushing it.

Dalo-Faelid norse germanic godess

literally everyone that worked with her hated her fucking guts. Even kids from Mad Men had nothing good to say about her.

If she was such a bitter cunt at her prime, can't imagine what she'll become at 40

People named Maximilian are fucked, in that case.

Veronica, too.

aye lmao glen

Depends on if they're okay with a nickname. January can become Jan.

That's a cool fuckin name tho

Although it should be updated to Maxx-a-Million since it's 2017. That's baller shit.

At least she's not a tripnig.

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