Also starring Beta Ray Bro
The Unworthy Thor #2 storytime
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Thanks, man. Bill superior.
Bump.
Thor isn't worthy of a bro like Bill, nobody is
IF BILL DIES WE BURN THIS MOTHER FUCKER DOWN!
Thor was the only one worthy for Beta Ray Based
So, whatever happened to Thor suddenly becoming worthy at the end of Hickan's run?
Or did Thorr's hammer have different different definitions of worthiness to Thor's?
Simple, Aaron didn't read that.
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Thorrs hammer is whoever unworthy is so when he was unable to pick it up he realize he was worthy again but then universe reboot so it never happened.
I guess we'll roll with that, the events before the Final Incursion seem to be the only ones actually changed after Secret Wars.
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To be fair, we don't KNOW he's still unworthy. He hasn't had a chance to try and lift the hammer again.
>I haven't slept for 9 months
Damn dude
It's different for Gods
Well he's about to get Ultimate Mjolnir
>Did you miss me?
OH
SHIT
I'm pretty sure the Collector is much older than 3 billions years
Ah I see, he's been COLLECTING for 3 billion years, that makes more sense.
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>Thor being showered in Mjolnirs
I wonder if he has wet dreams that starts like that
SYNERGY
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How strong is ultimate mjolnir ?
>Can't lift the hammer
>Fuck it, I'll just take the entire city the hammer is on
Collector is a dick
To be fair, his new look is better than his old one
In Ultimate it was much weaker than in was in 616, but who knows what Power Level it has now. It could never do pic related in Ultimate.
Perhaps but they could at least have given him his blue skin.
You're confusing the Collector with his brother the Grandmaster. He's gonna be in a movie too.
Isnt ultimate mjolnir science based more than magic? not super familiar with ultimate
Well now I feel like an idiot
>it was much weaker than in was in 616
How do you chart these things any way? I thought Mjolnir also had an element of its only as strong as the user lets it be.
Their are 4 of them...
1.) Man made off a Asgardian design from the British super soldier program. Used from Ultimates 1 to the end of Ultimates 2.
2.) Supposedly the REAL mjolnir of that universe, it is actually shaped like the classic hammer, used during Ultimates 3 to the destruction of Asgard in Hickman's Ultimates.
3.) Tony Stark made improvement of #1.
4.) God Doom created and powered from Secret War's Thors which is what we have here.
Isn't this the Ultimate Mjolnir from Secret Wars?
No it was magical as well just not on the same power level
The science thing was a lie made by Loki, it really is magic.
I'm just going by Ultimate Thor's feats.
>2.) Supposedly the REAL mjolnir of that universe, it is actually shaped like the classic hammer, used during Ultimates 3 to the destruction of Asgard in Hickman's Ultimates.
user listen
You listen good
You listening?
Ignore Ultimates 3
Fuck me dude just let him have a hammer.
Aw shit.
Person in cloak is probably Black Swan, going by solicitations.
No see here...
What kind of collector offs his last species.
Goddamnit Carol, he's supposed to be strapped to a bondage chair, preferably naked. No wonder he's going to escape.
And that's that. Will Beta Ray Bill rescue his bro from his suffering?
Why, there's three more issues after this
But now I can see why it's just five issues instead of ongoing, you can only drag out 'pick up the fucking hammer already' before it wears out its welcome
Maybe Thor should wield Bet Ray, instead.
God willing tho THOR will get a ongoing of his own after this mini is done with a artist who can stay on unlike Coipel.
Immonen or Marquez would be nice and both should be available.
>Where thor and the League of Realms face off against malekith and an all-new Kurse!
yeah...... sounds great man......
>preferably naked
And who is going to strip him, you?
He won't, but he'll be a supporting character in Jane's book.
I'd say it would take multiple super powered ladies all working together.
It was definitely a lie, duh.
>with the same fury
kek
Stripping Thanos is not part of their job
Wait, so this is before CWII? Or... it was rebuilt?
Alien kid :(
Come on Aaron, you're better than resorting to cheap melodrama like this.
Based Ray Bro
But is he really, is he?
This dream sequence was good. Gorr as a nightmare is pretty scary
naw it's Hela judging by the Asgardian font
Know what's scarier? Being naked in your nightmare with Gorr
jesus, how powerful is toothgnasher? he's capable of FTL right?
>He won't,
Eh I don't know Marvel has seemed to want to push for 2 books of their major characters (2 cap books, 2 iron mans before riri, 1 thor and a mini, 1 spiderman and a mini)
At the very least around when Thor 3 comes out Male Thor should have something on his own.
The font may be different, but the speech bubble isn't.
Black Swan is mentioned in solicits (so is Proxima Midnight) and she's been an ally to Thanos in the past so it makes sense. The events that weakened her clearly refers to Secret Wars.
Why would Hela ever go to Thanos anyway?
GOATS
God Emperor Doom Mjolnir > Odin/Dwarf Mjolnir
Isn't Thanos chasing after his old girlfriend's brother these days?
The question is: Is the Collector above that kind of shit?
I would speculate he isn't. Not if he thinks he can have that hammer.
It's during cw2
I like the idea of Gorr still haunting him.
It's getting increasingly harder not to fap while reading this comic.
Have they finally revealed what made him unworthy in Original Sin?
No, and they never will.
that is some godly stamina. not the staying awake but all the drinking and never sleeping
Maybe when they end the new Thor run and give the original Mjolnir back to the Odinson?
Why is he naked?
cool, i just read the Thor where the Collector is keeping Alter Ego and traps Thor with him
Well, if and are any indication, maybe it's something related to Nick Fury telling Thor about gods not being necessary anymore.
Wait, wouldn't Aaron be using one of the Earth X plots there, what with Gods being powerful/alive enough as long as people believe in them?
Something like that is already part of the Gods powerset in Marvel, their image and strength depends on what people think of them.
That's how Loki went from God of Mischief to god of stories
Because dreaming.
awesome, they closed the robot loophole, even they can't lift it now
But all this is in character
This is making me hate Jane even more. Which meabs she will sell even more.
They still exploited the "just move the ground its on" loophole.
He does that all the fucking time though. He makes a gamble and offers up one thing if he desires something else. Then is defeated by heroes and loses both. Happens every god damned time
Issue 12
What does this look like?
Rome?
A couple of things.... one I thought Thanos already released himself from his cage in the Triskelion during The Ultimates.... and how the flying fuck does he figure into a Thor story?
Who is corset Thor?
It seems odd, but at the same time Collector has sacrificed some trinkets for rarer ones.
Thanos freed himself, but was caught and put back in immediately. He'll escape again at some undisclosed point in the future, which is when his new solo series takes place.
As to what he's doing in a Thor story, we'll presumably find out next issue.
>tfw Thanos used to be one of my favorite characters
>Now I cringe every time he appears
I feel like God teabags me
all depends on sales
Ororo Munroe
ment for
>Male Thor does Cosmic magical adventures well
>Jane Thor is fucking horrificly bad at it.
>Sthorm
Sounds good.
If it makes you feel better, the Thanos in the comics now isn't even the 616 one.
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Which one is he?