Which one was /ourguy/?
Which one was /ourguy/?
Achilles was a faggot, Hector was dragged into a war because of his bitch ass brother, yet still did his duty and protected his homeland
Hector was /ourguy/
>greetings proud sons of Hellas, today I want to elaborate on a very important topic: the Trojan question
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Paris was ourguy
Why can't we have this great battle choreography anymore?
Unironically Paride. He didn't give a shit about dragging his country into war, he just wanted his waifu. Most of the guys here would do the same.
Anyone rooting for the Trojans are wrong. Paris doomed all of Troy for used goods, I liked Hector, but he ultimately got what he deserved for not letting his faggot brother die. Hell of of Troy was asking for that when they could've just giving the bitch back. Achilles was a fucking Og, he was honorable, and fairly the best warrior who stayed true to his own allegiance. Seeing that bitch Paris take him out made me more angrier than watching Hector and all of Troy be slaughtered
I always sympathized with Hector. He did literally nothing wrong. Meanwhile Achilles was a whining, moody little bitch who got to fight under the safety blanket of unbreakable skin. The big thing though is the Greeks had way different values in Homer's day than we do in the modern era. By today's standards I think Hector is the clear and tragic hero of the Illiad.
This. Paris is who we truly are at heart, Hector is who we would like to be.
Paris is Sup Forums
Achilles is /fit/
Hector is what Sup Forums wants to be
greater Ajax
jews
you are now realizing we are never going to see anymore ancient European/Mediterranean historical movies because white people's history is racist and shiet
/ourguy/
Hector of course. Achilles and Orlando Bloom were whiny bitches.
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This guy when you realize he did nothing wrong
Hector. He fought bravely and honorably for his people and city. Achilles was just a gloryhunting fag.
Hector was based and a normal dude who had a competitive fight against a demigod. Achilles was a complete faggot.
sup
This, he only wanted to unify the Greeks without spilling any blood
This.
>effeminate neet
>manage to get married pussy from a literal chad
>chad comes to kick your ass
>hide behind your brother and get him killed
>hide more while your father dies
>finally shoot a hero in the back and run away
Why did this shit film portray Hector as honorable?
He was a little arrogant bitch in the Illiad and he let his greatest ally Sarpedon die like a dog.
Why doesn't this film have the section where they spend 50 pages detailing who showed up and what men they brought with them?
Answer: it's a film and shit needs to be changed for a movie adaptation for modern audiences.
Can you imagine being a Greek dude back then and knowing the whole Iliad by heart?
The better-looking one.