spiderman homecoming was a good movie
this is indisputable
Spiderman homecoming was a good movie
You’re an underage idiot
wrong i'm more than likely older than you are
>Villain is fully established with his motivations and gadgets invented before the title sequence even appears at the beginning
Doubt it
You're in a love triangle with Malia Obama and a young aboriginal girl.
Who do you let sit on your face?
Yes, I agree. Though, I didn't get to go see it twice because of a money situation that month.
I want to ____ Zendaya
nice
Too many shitskins and bad cgi. Keaton was pretty good though
too many shitskins in a movie based in new york city. wow what an insightful critique
>two black girls fighting over a white boy
Nah, it was very problematic.
Did they?
clean
This t b h. NYC is a city of "shitskins" and it looked like a pretty average school, i.e. not a fancy white pirate school, so it was realistic. I actually enjoyed the film and I also prefer black girls over white girls so to me the diversity was ok.
Who was that? The teacher? I don't remember.
his incestuous aunt
It's Aunt May
Why was she biting her lip?
because she wants to get WEBBED
Oh right. She walked in on the boys and though they were doing faggy shit.
Do you think she walks around the house in her panties and has lewd cuddle sessions with peter on the couch while they watch tv and snuggle? Ahaha wouldn't that be nuts!
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probably chooses movies with sex scenes to make it awkward
>Villain is fully established with his motivations and gadgets invented before the title sequence even appears at the beginning
And? His gadget were a big plot point in one of the biggest movies of the decade, and his motives were clear. Money.
are you saying this is a bad thing?
How many retakes did Tom Holland request before it got weird?
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Hannibal Buress is so based whenever he gets a small goofy part in a movie.
>first minute of the movie
>When I was a kid I used to draw Cowboys and Indians
>Um actually its pronounced Native Americans you bigot
is this part of the Mommy CInematic Universe?
Savage desu
they aren't indians though
>10 minutes into the movie
>Hey do you have a date for homecoming?
>Um sorry Tyrone but my dad won't let me date niggers
>Oh okay
>Yeah ...
Holy shit I thought Raimi was done with the series
why was Sup Forums so triggered by based zendaya?
>zendaya
The lack of a last name annoys me desu.
I wouldn't mind eating that white rice if you catch my underlying intentions
Michael jackson biopic when?
she's a legit qt
>The lack of a last name annoys me desu.
She has one, she just doesn't use it professionally. When you've got a name as distinct as hers, you don't really need it.
why was she so sassy bros
I don't like zenyatta
They had to concentrate her hatred for the White man into very few words.
This is considered bullying in 2017
And? This is a problem why? The show was about Spiderman's development from immature boy to responsible man
There was a camwhore on xvideos who looked EXACTLY like her and I forgot her name.
Collin or Collen something I believe
Why do black people like that emoji
Why is she so perfect?
It's a Spider-Man cast thing.
sassy
Tom Holland is obviously a homosexual. Like a lot of other male actors.
>tfw no tsundere black gf
why even live?
Underrated.
I wonder what kind of anime he enjoys watching.
Zendaya was the highlight
Film was competent and enjoyable, but nothing special, standard capeshit with the usual stupid tropes and immersion-breaking cgi on a few occasions
Plus, ironically for a marvel film, it wasn't funny enough
receive a handjob while she has a bored look on her face from
>Zendaya will NEVER smirk at you with a look of pity after you blow your load in seconds
why even live?
>She is so much taller than all of them
>He finger is so high in the air
Unironically the cutest thing in this movie.
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>it's another Sup Forums is wrong again episode
Thats the best thing about it bruh
Based
Fry said it best.
This
His love interest being black literally improved the twist
Implying Fry doesn't go see those movies for the children.
Very stupid dialogue here.
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Fry only sees the children tho.
>implying that isn't a better reason than to see it for the film itself
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What did she mean by this?
These movies are like voids in the fabric of cinema. They're very confusing in the way that they manage to be empty yet filled with shit. You see that the characters are feeling emotions but you aren't feeling any of it. Things are happening but nothing is happening at the same time. It's like a]the shell of a good movie. Someone put it together but forget to fill it with substance.
Guys.. WHAT IF
Peter is sent to a normal highschool in the next one and these people are false flags. We get the Jock "Flash" And the redhead godess Mary Jane Watson.
Would you watch it then?
wont racemix, so die alone
>Aunt May, can i snuggle in your fupa tonight?
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was there so many shitskins in the time of the original spideman, in thee 60s as well?
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>Tom Holland is obviously a homosexual.
No he's not you delusional faggot.
To be fair her last name is Hitler
>Girl draws you
That's like a green light.
Using only your first name is a very arrogant and annoying thing to do but I can't figure out why. It gives a terrible first impression. Unless she proves herself to be an unbelievably good actress/whatever she ends up doing long term that isn't going to change.
How far is Spiderman from Hell's Kitchen?
Sony please. Everyone's already figured it out.
It's a good movie for kids. My kids really enjoy it.
Who needs gf, when you have Aunt May?
everytime i look at her i see jaden smith, what fucking gives
Every time I look at Jaden all I can see is...
This was actually not complete garbage.
How did Marvel let them get away with this?
What did they mean by this?
hrmmm
Colin Quinn?
>the actual literal meaning as opposed to the figurative damage and loss Sup Forums and other faggots mean
I liked the part where the villain named the jew.
"Look man I don't want to deal with anymore fucking niggers and zipperheads coming out of the woodworks, aliens? you want to talk illegal ALIENS? fucking spics all over the place, I had to sell SELL to a nigger tonight, yeah yeah I know YOU married one....doesn't mean we have to all marry to the idea, faggot"
Did they get Rami to write/direct/film this scene?
this was the best marvel movie about worldbuilding
Keaton was great, Teenage Spidey was good, Aunt May was hnnnnnnng, everything else sucked. MJ especially was a unlikable cunt.
id park my penis in aunt mays garage if you know what i mean