Remember that time Dreamworks released an animated movie where thousands of babies get killed by God and then the hero sings an uplifting song about miracles being possible if you believe in God?
Remember that time Dreamworks released an animated movie where thousands of babies get killed by God and then the hero...
James Gonzalez
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Julian Diaz
remember that time the pharaoh dindu nuffin and still got all that shit?
remember when god hardened his heart so he could keep giving him shit?
Blake Martin
Yes, but miracles aren't possible if you believe in a false god like Ra, that's the entire point.
Brandon Collins
I-it was the Egyptian gods not the Abrahamic God even though in Abrahamic religions there is only one God and claiming there are "Egyptian Gods" is punishable by Hell.
Colton Miller
The only western animated movie to make me cry.
Matthew Wright
YOU'RE PLAYING WITH THE BIG BOYS
Sebastian Miller
*tip*
Adam Gomez
WE
Jason Thomas
WUZ
Lucas Peterson
I just realised Moses and Ramesses are doing the Oreimo cover art pose.
Jace Butler
DREEMWURKS
Angel Green
Let me tell you a story about God...
Carter Hill
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Ryder Gonzalez
Why didn't they do more biblical epics?
Even the direct to VHS movie starring Ben Affleck was great.
John Gomez
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Brayden Hall
>my little brother can't this much of a Jew.
Jackson Allen
God Splash Page
Adrian Smith
Shrek
Charles Turner
They can get ludicrously violent at times.
>yfw never see Jezebel being ripped apart by dogs.
Asher Jones
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Brayden Cooper
Liam Sanders
THAT WAS BEN AFFLECK?
Nolan Ward
God is sick of all you whiners.
Kevin Cook
God is That Guy.
Charles Myers
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Ethan Cruz
Hasn't most of early Dreamworks just moved on from the studio and the current team completly diffrent people?
Leo Hill
Horus should have watched his back. Ramses never had a chance.
Aaron Hernandez
...And then a couple thousand years later, God fucks with Jesse Custer and ends up with a bullet in his skull, The End.
Thomas Williams
>you fucking fuckers
okay that's pretty good
Aiden Cox
Just reading the Secret Origin of God is certain to fuck you up.
The Wachowski Brothers wrote it, and look what happened to them!
Tyler Ward
They were once a couple of cool bros, writing The Matrix and giving no shits...
And now look at them!
Landon Harris
Hell is a Christian construct. In Judiasm you're punished by not getting to hang with God in heaven.
Adam Young
You know, that wouldn't have happened if Pharaoh didn't go around claiming to be a god on earth.
>b-but god hardened his heart
1. Do you even know what that phrase means? It literally says "God allowed him to be obstinate". The very first scriptures of the bible never once implied that god forced him to do anything. That was written in by catholics and protestants centuries later.
2. It's pharaoh's fault for killing babies by throwing them to the crocodiles. You think god's gonna take that sitting down?
Angel Ward
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Charles Reyes
>Do you even know what that phrase means? It literally says "God allowed him to be obstinate". The very first scriptures of the bible never once implied that god forced him to do anything.
While you are correct that there is an argument that the original hebrew was an expression meaning that god permitted the hardening of his heart and permitted the circumstances that made Pharaoh harden his own heart under free will, it is not a consensus. It also doesn't really matter when you change from the active to the passive when you're discussing god, what with omnipotence.
>It's pharaoh's fault for killing babies by throwing them to the crocodiles. You think god's gonna take that sitting down?
The Yahweh of the Old Testament fuckin' loved a good old baby slaughter, just as long as those babies weren't from his chosen tribe. Don't you remember what happened to the first-born sons of Egypt?
Passover is a celebration of the night god's nightmarish messenger of death didn't also slaughter our own children because we put blood on the door.