When an american calls britain dad

>when an american calls britain dad

This never happens

Brother?

dad

czech these dubs

>people roleplaying as countries

>When Dad calls Aussies criminal scum

>when an aussie thinks i care about what he has to say

and pretend i posted a photo of that green frog too

If Britain was dad then who was mom

>when you're British and want to enjoy some pork but bloody sharia won't allow it

>when Australians post anything at all

France

This

Americans don't give a fuck.

>When an Englishman can't speak English.

^^^That is far more annoying.^^^

Onichan!

Spain is the creepy rape uncle.

>when britian calls the USA "son"
even worse

testtube baby

>When an Englishman can't speak English.
I hate it when British people try to say "no it's pronounced like this" or "no it's not called that it's called a this"
Like fuck off lad we fucking invented the language I think we know how to speak it. I'll ask for your opinion if I want to learn British.

I want daddy Britain to kiss my forehead and tuck me in!!

america pls invade my poopoohole

I will cummy for daddy

Dad where are you?

paraguay deserved to be raped desu

Rude sm.h

Britian is honestly our little brother nation. Don't worry Britian, America will look after you.

Change comes from within. Unfortunately, you have a retarded government and it's tough doing business with you. Paraguay and Argentina are easier for us to deal with because of your visa laws.

D-don't spank me daddy :3

I stuck my fingers inside Mexico and Canada a liddle bit I've been a bad boy :3

P-Please kiss me daddy! I've been a good boy!

>checking your own dubs on Sup Forums

France

...

>tfw divorced parents

America is really more of Spain and Britain's bastard child.

NO