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Parker Jones
What now Trumpkins?
Samuel Powell
>Trump will be President Elect in 2 months time MAGA
Jonathan Gonzalez
i push my fingers into my
Austin Jenkins
Anytime someone claims Republicans own the political process, or tries to bring up the Koch brothers as an example, remember this
Our government is owned... but not by conservatives.
>A close confidant of Democratic White House nominee Hillary Clinton is calling for the Commission on Presidential Debates to remove Fox News anchor Chris Wallace from his role as a moderator.
>I am disappointed that an organization that prides itself on being non-partisan would make such a selection. I would respectfully ask that you reconsider your selection of Chris Wallace — or any current Fox News employee — as a presidential debate moderator until Donald Trump and Rupert Murdoch cut ties with Roger Ailes
lol that's rich
Benjamin Lopez
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Matthew Anderson
What did Moody's say about Obama's stimulus?
What were the results of Obama's stimulus?
Exactly.
Nathaniel Baker
Will Hillary even make it to the first debate?
Samuel Harris
Wallace loves Clinton, though.
Matthew White
$0.05 has been deposited into your America First™ Account.
Dylan Ramirez
"Bernard Marcus was born to Russian Jewish immigrant parents in Newark, New Jersey."
hmmm...
Nathan Brown
I hope it's Wendy's
Cooper Barnes
According to Moody's, junk mortgages from forclosed houses are AAA
How anyone from any side of the aisle can have a shred of trust for financial institutions after the last decades is unfathomable
Also, didn't Obama and Bush's policies also send us into recessions? The conclusion I'm reaching is that the entire system is set up specifically to swing between booms that concentrate wealth on a handful of businesses, than busts that destroy all the competition and justify deregulating even more.
Henry Thomas
>tfw they replace him with Lou Dobbs
Angel Gomez
is this the new trumpcoin motto?
Adam Powell
I hope she gets it desu.
Wallace is a cunt.
Isaiah Flores
>(((Moody's))) >(((CTR)))
Are you even trying, lad? Did you and CTR run out of quality bait that quick?
Oh wait. What am I saying? You never had any quality bait.
Owen Peterson
Every fucking day lately: >Trump campaign site shits on shillary for not having a press conference in X days >shillary has a shitty fake press conference >The next day Trump campaign shits on shillary for not having a press conference in X+1 days, specifically saying that the last one didn't count >shillary's fake press conferences continually become more desparate and pathetic each time
Holy shit this is next level
Jace Flores
*That* was Hillary "unleashed"? Jesus, she really is low-energy
Anthony Murphy
THE NEW TRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS SEPTEMBER 9, 2016 Day 7: ONE WEEK ANNIVERSARY
LAST NIGHT >Rand: “Trump would be a better commander in chief” >Israel and Palestine are sitting down for peace talks — and Vladimir Putin is the host >Fiorina: "We must have President Trump - we can't have President Clinton." >Hillary: there are two "big baskets" of Trump voters >republicans she thinks she can win over >”the deplorables”,racists who thinks DJT will "restore an America that no longer exists" MORNING >Trump does interview with KGB agent Larry King, airs on RT >King on RT airings: "I don't work for RT[..] PoliticKing [is] licensed [..] to RT America" >Ed Schultz defends Trump on RT, bashes Clinton claims of Putin hacking DNC >B Clinton in PA mocks “coal people” in WV and KY AFTERNOON >Trump at Value Voters Summit >Introduced by Jon Voight >says he won't take Hillary's Bait in debates >CNBC column - Note to Hillary: This Russia fearmongering isn’t working >Hillary Clinton holds fundraiser at the home of Blackstone COOs. >The event raised around $2.25m. >Jason Miller: "DJT speaking with Values Voters today, HRC speaking with Wall Street." >"Clear contrast." >Chelsea Hubbell: “If my mom wins, I will take her place on Clinton Foundation board” >”to eliminate conflict of interest” >DJT and Ivanka will appear or "Dr. Oz" to discuss health EVENING >Jim Gilmore: I was never asked, but I endorse Trump >US makes potential cease-fire agreement in Syria with "dictator Putin"'s Russia >Trump Rally in Pensacola, FL >H could shoot somebody here in front of 20,000 people and they wouldn't prosecute >32 more generals endorse >"We will rebuild Detroit, not Beijing" >EXCLUSIVE: "Center for Voter Information" sends out deceiving, misleading letter
Dylan Gray
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Jayden Moore
I'm not familiar with the concept of a roast. To me, it just looks like a bunch of grown people bullying a woman while an audience laughs at her. Am I right, or is this just American culture?
Cooper Davis
HOLY CRAP
Dylan Johnson
wew lad
Gabriel Perry
Let's get unbiased Don Lemon to do it :^)
Jacob Fisher
Lou Dobbs is the fucking man, man.
Jaxon Miller
Aint happenin'
Ryder Lewis
I'm surprised, since home depot employs all those mexicans
maybe he got tired of them hanging out outside his parking lots
Chase Stewart
>9 replies in less then 5 minutes >You never had any quality bait.
Sure thing huenigger.
Isaac Price
I wouldn't be shocked if they were pushing to have Megyn Kelly as the moderator.
Levi Hall
>these last 15 months have been such a blur of bants, fun and Trump rickrolling his way into the presidency we will never see this happen ever again fellas
Matthew Green
>Don't you think she looks tired
Landon Peterson
One of the best really
Samuel Powell
>tfw lou dobbs will never host a debate
Anthony Taylor
lock her up
Eli Kelly
It's the age old tradition of the patriarchy taking a random woman up on stage and making fun of her for half an hour.
What a thrill.
Angel Myers
I love Dobbs, but it would take him a good 4-5minutes to ask a question.
Lucas Walker
We'll see it again in 2020, and 2024 with yung Trump.
Zachary Murphy
PRESIDENT TRUMP 2016!
Grayson Garcia
>we are 88% of the way between Trump's running announcement and Election Night
FUCK I can't handle it, we're so close. This is the final stretch.
Jaxson Bennett
They want it off of Fox completely. The Ailes-effect is what they are citing.
Oliver Wood
You're right. It's a shitty (((Comedy Central))) thing. People like it because it's >OMG LE EPIC FUNNIES XDDDD
Jaxson Hernandez
anyone else think trump kind of fucked up by attacking her "i'm with her" campaign slogan too early? it would have been fucking great if she had used that slogan at her convention and painted it on her plane and then trump unleashed his "i'm with you" attack. fucking maybe they were going to change it anyways though because i saw plenty of people making the same attack on here before trump even said it.
Nathan White
IT'S A MOOOOOOVEMENT
Jackson Gomez
if trump even gets 10% of blacks and 30% of hispanics it is gonna be a landslide
Wow, great point. Since you support war with Russia, arming ISIS and giving free shit to the Saudis, how will your failed banana republic candidate pay for all that?
Carter Torres
Good for Gilmore and Fiorina, at least they got over it. Where is that cunt Kasich's endorsement?
Connor Harris
He did it at the right time, "Stronger Together" is weak as fuck.
Michael Martinez
Yuge. Combine that with the poor primary turnout for Dems and it's over for Shillary
So, Nate Helium just uploaded a bunch of Google polls, pic related, some of the interesting ones among them.
What do we think about them? There's some weird shit with sample sizes of 50 people, but the bigger ones seem noteworthy
Eli Reyes
drudge has a sense of humour
Nathan Nguyen
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Robert Cook
>tfw you don't get paid shilling for Trump Ctr please hire me you guys are actually pathetic I could turn it around, I promise.
Brody Robinson
how was the Florida rally? missed it
Nolan Allen
>she's wild in the sheets >just ask the klan gave me a little laugh
Xavier Martin
I remember the hungry Kasich days. I miss his antics desu.
Angel Allen
>lel drumpf doesn't like that the debate is on the same day as a football game, what a coward >hillary is slamming the debates because she doesn't like the moderator, how brave of her!
Michael Robinson
Did anyone watching the stream see someone get escorted out? I thought I saw something like it, but wasn't sure.
Michael Garcia
No. They need A FUCKING JEW LEAF since globalism and all that
Gabriel Rodriguez
>*impossible
because obama didn't dramatically increase the size of govt for 8 years
Ethan Cox
yeah Don Lemon is very offended
Luis Bailey
Roasts are the American version of bantz and an opporunity for free PR.
Rick Wilson is on MSNBC right now trashing Kellyanne
Jonathan Gray
>>Fiorina: "We must have President Trump - we can't have President Clinton." >lost the nomination twice >still a better sport than El Rato fuck ted
Parker Carter
Hannity is giving out tons of ammo to use against Hillary tonight.
Lincoln Morris
Is he winning? He's winning right?
Jacob Gutierrez
>watching MSNBC while Hannity is on
Alexander Sanchez
These people aren't 100% accurate. It used to be something Hollywood elites and drunkards (dean Martin, don rickles, Johnny Carson etc.) would do on their own then they made it part of a variety show, then it's own show. There was a lull then it came back with Comedy Central. The original idea was poking fun at these people being rosted and everything was in jest. Now it's making crude mean jokes.
David Collins
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Jace Lewis
>yfw this becomes the gold standard of how to run a successful campaign and all nominees from both sides try to emulate it for every election in the future
Parker Gray
Well nate does weight the polls by sample size
Elijah Roberts
It's also super ostracizing. The slogan came about in the whole "Hillary supporters are reasonable and Bernie supporters are dumb shits" scene.
Joshua Hernandez
Using those same standards Trump could ask CNN/MSNBC not to be involved because both of them have had pundits come out and say they are biased against Trump. The Clinton camp reaches new levels of retarded everyday.
Lincoln Sanchez
I'm on the west coast, I save Hannity for prime time viewing
