America needs to respect Britannia

I know straight away you're gonna go for revolutionary war duh, but let's be real you got saved by by the French which is so embarrassing that if we British were in you're shoes we would have rather lost. Britain is one of the only nations in this world that at one point in time basically ruled the world. We came, we saw, we conquered and we improved and moved own. We brought civility, integrity and most of all bravery to the world. Yes we are not who we used to be and yes we follow America into battle when they call, but Britannia bows to no man or nation. We are a cluster of small islands but our place in history is solidified while America will be a joke in hundreds of years (unless they elect The Donfather of course)

Britain made the world its on then had the courage to give it back.

So America when are you gonna stop with the hostility and accept we are the greatest ally any nation could have.

*still looking at iPhone* That's great, dad.

What hostility? Apart from Obama, who hates you guys for some reason. But that's not why the libshits elected him.

Most Americans like Britain. What are you on about?

>brought civility, integrity, bravery

Could not agree more. Rule Britannia.

>if we British were in you're shoes we would have rather lost.
Its funny because its true.
Obamas remarks upon us have cause outrage and disgust

>delusional bong

I like to think Obama accidentally helped you guys make the decision to get out. As far as I know the US's actual population was the most supportive of Brexit.

>French saved us
Hardly. But you didn't send your full military might against the revolution. If you had, things probably would be different.

>Ruled the world
Definitely a decent chunk of it. But the Spaniards, French, Dutch ect also had sizable colonies with substantial influence.
>brought bravery to the world
Wot... you brought civilzation to the world. Private property, enforcement of contracts, ect ect.
>stop with the hostility
Personally, I see bongs and burgers get along better than any other two nations on this board and the world at large.

You need to stop being so stuck-up and "decent". You have a massive kebab removal that needs urgent attention/action. We burgers give you plenty of respect but its a brotherly love, banter and shitposting comes with the territory.

I'm With Her

>Lose to Mysore and Turks TWICE, lose to us when we were just peasants with guns that took four times as long to load
>Massacred by savages wielding nothing but spears and shields while armed with gatling guns and martini henry rifles
>Gave your mentally ill and rapists uniforms and guns in order to go kill and rape Irish citizens, got BTFO after the 14th dead innocent
>Had a K/D of 5 to 7 against Germans in WWI
>Get hundreds of thousands of Australians massacred in WWI and Gallipoli due to terrible communication and British incompetence
>Same shit in WWII at Operation Market Garden, Brit doesn't listen to an American, makes a terrible plan, creates the biggest disaster for the allies in the entire war due to British failure
>Bomb German villages targeting women and children in order to "deplete German morale" by killing their mothers, sisters, wives and daughters while they're out fighting a war like men and not getting pushed back like cowards
>America saves your asses, decide to lee--I mean HELP America from them on for your own good.
Eat a cock you useless fucking shit.
If allies are supposed to get you deliberately massacred in both world wars then sure, you're a great fucking ally you cowardly feminine faggot with a face and mouth so ugly you could be mistaken for albino Africans.

You Ned to stop with the kebab removal jokes, the mudslimes are getting treated like gay Jews during ww2 just last week I seen a kid chase a Muslim couple down the street with a metal shovel.

All Murray had a good bit at the festival where he systematically proved that Britain has beaten every single other country in the world at war. It's on youtube, not sure how right he is but funny enough.
That said, the uk has been in a state of mild civil war for hundreds of years. The Scots hate the English, the Irish hate the English and both irelands say nasty things behind each other's backs. And the welsh just voted away all their EU funding which they kind of needed because none of the rest of us give a fuck about them. I say this with love.
This state of things ought to.be rectified before we pat ourselves on the back too much.
A return to the proud British identity.

Also the fact slavs look objectively more attractive than you in both genders shows how fucking inbred you retarded teaniggers are.

What did Obama say? Was this after brexit? I bet he was a bit confused to say the least.

What was the k/d ratio between mudslimes and America during 9/11 bitch, the Germans are tough ask you're grandfather about Ivan and watch him shit his Yank pants

I've always loved you, dad. I'm not a fan of your new brown-skinned boyfriend, though. He'll never be my step-dad. Get rid of him.

911 was more akin to your bombing of German civilians than a battle, Bong.
>We have the same behavior as mudslime terrorists
At least you're fucking honest about it.
>Germans were tough
Not for us unless you were staging the campaign you incompetent cowardly ugly fuck.

what did Obama say about the bongs?

>you need to stop with kebab removal jokes
If you're actually a paki mudslime, I get it, you want a shot at a decent life in a 1st world country. Try your ficki ficki nonsense in the states and you'll have a .45mm sent through your forehead

If you're actually a true Brit... wake the fuck up. There is zero benefit to having mudslimes in your country. It will ultimatley lead to your undoing.

What was the k/d ratio between the japs and Americans during pearl harbour. So many nations fuck with you. Remember when the British general burned the white house down with his bare hands?

it was a joke bro...

Britts can't own shovels.

>45mm
Jesus Christ you can't even lift that up
>We're the same as Imperial Japanese
veri gudu britanu-san yu havu tsurongu wirru
endo heika banzai tomadachi

>To England

Fuck you Daddy. You always had to go beat up mommy. You have always been an abusive drunk fuck. You deserve no respect. You lost 1812 you fuck.

We may be a joke in a few hundred years, but you guys are already a joke. Let's just say it runs in the family (we inherited your shit inbred genes with buckteeth).

Fuck you.

Mommy France is so much better. She gives us Chicken Tendies and French Fries

>From America

Luckily we bred with the Irish to remove some of the disgusting inbred Brit genes.
>tfw %50 Irish %50 French
Feels good to know my ancestors didn't fuck their parents and siblings.

This is why I don't fear America, this is you're nations future right there.

Don't forget our mixed in Germanic blood as well

its this disconnect and lack of respect of the voter what really triggers us.
The fact that project fear had nothing but *meh economy* We are tradional an agricultural country, We should be able to feed the nation, everything else is a luxary, a standard is built up and i for one are quite happy to take it down a few pegs, we dont need 3 tv's 5 computers & 2 cars

Northern Irish here, I have pedigree Celtic warrior genes.

Britain crushed you Americucks in 1812, it was a total rout of the American troops. Why do you retards constantly try and make it seem like you won Vietnam and 1812? Both were clear victories for the opponents of the US.

We are not a threat to you, nor are you to us, the point is moot

Also
>mfw "Cummy in Mummy" is literally how the British say "make babies with" since that's how they reproduce
>"I want to cum in mum" "I want to make babies with Natalia"
True that.

Sorry you need to be a relevant country to post ITT.

I'd rather be a nice place that is relevant than a shithole ( Like America ) which is 'relevant'.

Get off the Internet Fucking Limey Darkey.

It belongs to the best country in the world!

I'd rather be a nice place that isn't relevant than a shithole ( Like America ) which is 'relevant'.
Anglos are Germanic you splerg.

Looks like you should move out of New Zealand then, follow your heart mate.

UK is probably the least cucked Germanic ally, who else

We probably have a single nuke targeting you country just out of principle

Yea it belongs to Britain and subsequent Anglo nations. Your country is shit. Give one solid reason aside from 'muh guns' why your country can even be considered an alright country.

America should become a british colony again

this was the run up to briexit, never before has a foreign power told us how to vote, they merely state which country would be most beneficial to them. such gung ho *National* addresses arn't taken lightly, people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
I for one am not afaird of an agrecultral revolution,

Fucking Aussie fuck.

You were always the retarded one. A fucking Drunk just like Daddy.

We aren't a European Socialist fuckhole dependent on military protection from the US.

Mind your place Hue

>Aussie

Nah, they haven't been made 7th State yet :^)

>we would have rather lost.
You did.
Good job.

Yea you are a Jewish puppet state that pays countries so you can 'defend' them. Countries like France and Britain are capable of defending themselves without US help, your military presence is just a free bonus on the side.

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No what getting saved by the French is like? Its like if russia attacked that shithole America you were getting rocked then Canada had to come in and stop Russia from fucking you.

We're jewish puppet states just like daddy and all the Anglos.

When Trump becomes president, you're going to be the first nuked. No one will ever tell the difference where all the freakishly mutated animals and plants are replaced by just other freakishly mutated animals and plants.

England can't defend itself against a modern nuclear power, i.e. the bear. We only defend it because it happens to be next to mommy and cousin kraut. We get burgers, french fries, and chicken tendies all day.

>russia
>Attacking US and being saved by french
I... Don't think that's how history works, friend.

Just shut up honestly
Americans have nothing against New Zealand, so just stop hating us for once.

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Careful my Brazilian friend, if that happens we may go Colonie hunting again, and if we decided to flatten part of your country and build bases all over it to protect ourselves from Russia & China, there would be nothing you could do about it.

Britbongs tend to expand empire and seize land when they have military power, and the US would supply then with an unlimited source.

Brazil bows to our Queen you do anything we drop the hammer burger

Our military presence will keep china from parking islands off your coastlines and making you aussies their bitch. That is unless the situation by Japan starts WW3 and the US simply turns Australia into a giant military storage ground to wage our war.

Do you like radiation clouds over your cuntry?

That would be a terrible threat 220 years ago. Today we have a small glimpse into the American military industrial complex brought to us by Snowden. Wikileaks docs showed that we were basically tapping all of Europe, even your diplomats phones weren't safe, so don't think we wouldn't know your moves at every step.

It's pretty scary honestly, it's a bit too much power for anyone to have I think, at least we are all friends.

Like we Brits are gonna let you harm our retarded brothers, we protect Australia even if we hate them.

Rule Britannia
Britannia rules the waves!!!

>We are a cluster of small islands but our place in history
As the country that created America

We need to stop being mean to each other and start unifying. This is some hardcore divide and conquer shit.

Our governments are built and maintained on essentially the same philosophies.

Ignore Zhang Zhong, Ameribro. We white NZers don't mind Americans and fondly remember killing Japs together.

I think it's weird how Aussies are closer to Americans then the Brits are on a cultural level, maybe it's because we are bastards of the same failed empire.

dat pic kek

Andrew Jackson disagrees

I agree but when exactly did we fail? No Vietcong gutted a British man with a sword

Never met a kiwi that wasn't cool, bunch came through my university to learn about petroleum sciences and engineering, we had em' over to various parties and they are deffinently a chill people. Their closest comparison to us would be Oregon hipsters.

Best President ever.

my sides

>We came, we saw, we conquered and we improved and moved on
you mean you got beat up or run off. look i believe that your believe what your saying but the same applies to any mad man

you lost to a guy who did hunger strikes and kneeled before charging calvary because your fancy lad faggotry had taken all the fight out of you

You're shithole country decimated itself over niggers, you embarrass us Brits

I only respect the English, everyone else in the isles are cucks and take credit for English exceptionalism

what?

whenever they do those favor ratings tests for how other countries feel about each other, UK and France pretty handily come out on top here in the US

bro, don't take memes on Sup Forums too seriously

Vietnam was a cluster fuck caused by two presidents refusing to actually declare a full state of war, the entire thing was a failed police action with no direction or real goal. We keep repeating it unfortunately, but now we are learning to do it better and actually commit to conflicts now.

I actually applaud Obama on not going into Syria, we did start that regime change most likely, but we really can't afford getting stuck there while China uses it as a distraction. It's time to let the mudslimes deal with their own shit and I believe we should enact containment, the Truman policies were a good thing for the world, simply contain and isolate the parts of the world that threaten our way of life.

>Doesn't realize that most proud whites in america are actually Irish

Kek

Wtf we don't hate you. Someone can't handle the bantz.

Didn't Mister "Red Line" want to go INTO Syria, but then the Republicans in Congress told him to fuck off and stop talking shit he couldn't back up?

>NOW in 3D

>but let's be real you got saved by by the French which is so embarrassing that if we British were in you're shoes we would have rather lost.

Lost my shit

Britain could have Crushed the States if they really wanted to, but the French didn't do shit. You Brits just got tired of dealing with us cantankerous yanks.

Wow, what an ego you have for your country. What are you, AMERICA?
PS Doctor Who is fucking dumb and overrated.
Batman can kick Sherlock Holmes ass.
The only good things to come from there are Christian Bale and Emma Watson.

>you got saved by by the French which is so embarrassing
The people with the best land battle win/loss record in all of Europe?

I won't knock Britain's prominence in history, but if you really look at all of the places they colonised, you will see it was the weakest and often times bottom of the barrel people of those civilizations and regions. Not a huge challenge. What was amazing was their naval presence and organisation.

Also, if you really look at history, the French didn't give as much of a shit about colonising various places as the British did. If they did, they most likely would have pushed you guys out of many of them, considering all it took were a bunch of French exiles to build a dike system that drained much of eastern Canada's swamps and provided some of the most fertile land in the region, which they then used to build colonies that matched Britain's in a fraction of the time, and all without government assistance because the French Crown was more focused on muh furs, rather than long-term gains.

But the British were pretty fucking organised, considering the circumstances and time period, so you guys do have that. If it wasn't for the massive egos and superiority complex that caused you to poison the well of good will with many of the people you encountered, you guys could have ruled the world.

Mate. Calm. Your. Shit.

>Vietnam was a cluster fuck caused by Democrats in Congress passing resolutions that eventually forbid the US from holding any more ground they took, forbid the transport of anymore weapons, vehicles and aircraft into the region, and forbid US troops from assisting South Vietnamese forces in battle.
Ftfy. There was also the bullshit about not being allowed to bomb the ancient Buddhist temples the VC and NVA were using as stockpiles and areas for their SAMs, and not being able to bomb the rubber plantations near the Cambodian border because Lady Bird Johnson and a bunch of other politicians had big money invested in them.
And also allowing the Russians and Chinese to continue arming North Vietnam and China allowing the NVAF to use their southern airfields to carry out bombings missions, while the US was incrementally neutered by traitors within.

We still should not have been there, but it was far from unwinnable.

Brits are meant to be modest.

And you're not seeming so modest.

Smarten up you cocky fuck, because the truth hits hard.

Americans are the grandson of our empire, yet they carry the same fire in their bellies which no other nation on earth has.

The desire to outdo EVERYONE else.

China? They half-ass things. They don't aspire, they simply mass produce crap and hope that'll get them places.

Japan? They only make technology, and are falling apart as a society. Same for Korea and other asian countries.

The UK, Europe, Australia, they've all become so fucking complacent, so fucking cock-sure that they're fine and dandy yet they ignore the betrayal and the corruption in their own borders.

Russia? They're still recovering, the damage done to them by communism and by america's efforts to neuter them during their communist insanity worked but it has left them crippled and needing to pull themselves out of the dirt. Perhaps one day.

But America strive to be the best at fucking everything, they want everything bigger, better, they're the last white superpower on earth, (not including russia) because we know for a fact and you have to admit that Europe is fucked.

Even the UK who pulled out with a glorious BREXIT result, can't save us in the long run. The shitskin cancer is there and it will only grow.

And heartbreakingly, it'll grow from the heart of London, outward.

So wisen up boy, we may have had an empire where the sun never set, but we bit off more than we could chew by fighting hitler, and lost the empire because of it.

Fighting hitler was misleading, and losing the empire was no doubt part of the kike's plan too.

All we need to ensure is that the Former Empire, the Colonies, all band together to prevent America from falling.

Unsure about Canada, you guys seem pretty far-gone.

The fuck do you want?

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