"I'm in love with you, please go out with me, I forgive you."

"I'm in love with you, please go out with me, I forgive you."

see,simple as that

>No LOL

>You'd go through all that just to get turned down?
No one has given a proper counter to this one yet. We won.

>How can you forgive me if I'm not sorry, sweetie?

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>weathergirl

>"Shut up, cunt."

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AND LEAVE

SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

I do shut my cunt when you're around fatass

>So did you take part in many hotel room 3-ways to get this job?

When I get out of here, I'm gonna pay a visit to your house.

Not bad

FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU

>Unlike you I don't have to take dick for work, Jonah.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Frenchie cunt btfo

>*yawn
>"you didn't have to tell a long ass story just to tell everyone you want to fuck Brad Pitt"

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aand there it is. /thread

>oh, so you just do it for free?

>miles pls say something
>miles pls
>pls
>help me miles
>pls
>im begging you miles

>tell whoever wrote that for you that was a good one, keep it up.

>Is that what you call a long time? I feel bad for any women who sleeps with you

This only works if they're married.

The question doesn't sound rhetorical enough.

>"The look on your face when you walk out is all I want to see"

Good, safe response right here.

Are you fuckin kidding me, you fat fuck?!

>not just start screaming "niggers" so they cant use the clip

>*ignores edgelord threats*
>*whispers something to person next to me*
>[laughing in french]

>don't feel so bad, they actually get some movie roles

>"yikes" * roll eyes and loks at Miles who cringes too
>studio dead quiet and everyone is cringing

it doesn't work

works too well

>"This can't be happening! I'm in charge here!"

this is one of the best ones so far. Maybe the best one. It makes the host look really stupid.

>Are you sure? Nobody wants to see you cry on national television. Actually, nobody wants to see you on television.

>it's all about the big screen, baby

>Isn't that the place where you got sodomized by the devil?

Lame and nonsensical. Jonah still wins.

>same place you will never be at, baby

> What do you mean, I leave? Yeah of course I leave after having my circumcised cock cum in your frog mouth and after I'm rest assured you know who control you and your country. My L-l-l--l-ove.

Makes her come across as needlessly spiteful. Jonah wins.

Say that again

That's just dumb and no one would laugh at that

>Uh mam we're here to discuss War DogsTM. Please stay on topic

ding ding ding the chicken winner

Nah thats just mean and not 'playful' she comes off as just a bitch who got rekt

>It's just a joke, Jonah. I thought you were a comedian?

ROASTIE BTFO

WE DID IT, REDDIT!
IT ONLY TOOK US ONE YEAR

>well i am but as we can see you're certainly not

This one's beast

HOLY SHIT. FRENCHIE BTFO.

>I would not mind. I'm gay anyway.

The weather girl in "Grand Journal" must write her skit by herself, it's her job, the job application have "you must have a strong talent for comedy", essentially one step before going to the film industry in France.
Most of the time they don't even make comment on the weather, they'll only show the map. Her job is about doing a skit.

Don't blow the gay card on the weather girl

"Oh la la, sacere blu. Wait aren't you a weather girl who was fired? The only weather you'll be reporting from now on will be weather I came in your ass or on your feet.@

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>Of course, it's the only format that can fit you in a medium shot

This is great, but she shouldn't be smiling.

He should have just swung on her.

>you're right, is too big you

>I've played many roles, but I never played pimp
There. Posted way back. We did it Reddit.

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Holy shit, he just can't win

>all that space and you still won't fit in

*crickets*

...

he can

he did already

see

Beautiful

>They should hire a CGI artist to cover your movie rolls.

>wow, thats pretty rude. Are you anti-semetic?
otk

>I'm going to fucking slit your throat
And then he really does it before she can think of a comeback

There, we won.

>all these terrible comebacks with anons unironically praising them

Sure is American in here

that's just awful, but still
>yeah, hollywood needs pretty much everything but weather girls

the whole honestly wasn't funny. imagine some girl said that to you mentioning two of your friends, it would make her look weird to be honest

>"TURNED DOWN FOR WHAT"
>music starts playing and everyone starts to dance

The only good one I've heard so far is
>It's because I'm Jewish isn't it?
Puts her off guard, is light-hearted, and isn't some cringey shit about LOL YOU'RE UGLY/YOU'RE A WHORE etc.

*yaaawn
*raises paw
So umm... I doubt you are a woman of virtue
*tips vapenation baseball cap
*turns 360 degrees
You can even say you are a dirty whore
*carried out by cheering audience

>must feel good knowing that you will never need that, then again, how many movies have you been in?

it's this:

>Bitch, me, Brad and Leo are cum buddies. We ride together we die together, you know what I'm saying? On account of the AIDs we transmitted to each other while railing a girl. We're all pozzed out of our minds and if you want that, then you have to ride the Jonah train first because I'm the worst of the bunch.

>Me miserable, which way shall I fly? Infinite wrath, and infinite despair? Which way I fly is hell; myself am hell. And in the lowest deep a lower deep, still threatening to devour me, opens wide, to which the hell I suffer seems a heaven

>you know, Angelina Jolie had the same dream

J ○ N A H C ○ R E

That's complete garbage, what are you talking about? Half the joke is her walking Jonah through this story just to shut him down in the end. That response is basically "yeah well your joke is bad".

Are you people really this fucking autistic?

>Probably somewhere in the ballpark (or french sports equivalent) of the number of gyms you've been in.