What would Kelly have to say about Steven Universe?

What would Kelly have to say about Steven Universe?

>Kelly

Who cares

INNOCENT RED-BLOODED HUMANS

SINISTER ALIEN TEMPTRESSES

>Shed a tear

What would his speech bubble comment be?

>Sorry. You humans can't FUSE with us.
>B-but..

>Rock Blocked

Innocent diamond authority

Homeworld hating crystal commies

The problem is crystal clear

HARDWORKING AMERICAN FRY SELLERS
UNDERHANDED PIZZA TOSSERS (PROBABLY FROM GHANA)
>You can't sell pizza bites in your store!
>But... but...!
Fry me up an order of justice!

I want this now

You need to get a drawfag on this, Kelly 'parodies' are the best

Vicious Crystal Gem: hehe...no cluster for you!
Innocent Homeworld worker: B..but..

Pink Diamond rolling in grave

>Geo-dastardly.

>INNOCENT CHILDREN
>SICKOS SPACE ROCK
>NAIVE PARENTS

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there's so much going on in this comic, what even is the joke/premise here?

>Unfairly tit-ilated thinmen
top kek

> Pearl is crying Liberty

heh

The joke is that Viper monsters from XCOM 2 have boobs and some players found it sexy.

I understand it was made before the game was actually released, so no other real connection to game is seen. Except for Thin Men, who were vipers in previous game.

What's up with Kelly's avatar by the way?

Vidalia's gotcha covered.

Nice~

This was significantly less shitposty than expected.

Except for you. Sicko.

I chuckled.

He's a grey
>anyone have the parody of this

Here you go.

...with Awestruck Vox.

And a bonus.

It's funny 'cause Xcom never blew clinics in game. Not on purpose anyway.

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Not a single one of these Kelly comics were funny in the slightest.

So, are you European, some other type of foreign, or just autistic?

I am European AND autistic, and I still get it.

>Xcom
>Not blowing up everything in the engagement area as the Standard Operating Procedures

Multiple missions do involve you kidnapping VIPs from clinics.

At the end of the mission up to 40% of clinic was still standing.

I also said "not on purpose".

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>What's up with Kelly's avatar by the way?
Check the signature.

It's not Kelly's.

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kek

It's a propaganda piece...

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Sectoids drink cans of fat?

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Lipids are good for the brain
but they're not tasty beverages in the least

Who knows what Sectoid taste buds are like.

They are a race of clones that eat people

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Underrated

So the joke is this is actually a Sup Forums comic, right?

>Scott McCloud
Kek, though the bucket should probably be Patreon instead of Deviantart.

Fuck off.

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He hates puny kids.

>On Tv: Steven gets pampered by everyone.
>Kids and naive parents gettting brainwash to think that's a good thing.
>15 years later. Parents are slaves of their kids.

Or something about how Greg is a bad father for not leaving Steven.

That mouse statue of liberty is giving my penis a funny feeling

I had a giggle.

How about a Kelly comic about Adventure Time, how it promises the story of a kid and his dog having innocent fun adventures, but bastardises itself by instead delivering nothing but emotional back stories and drug-tier nonsense.

pretty good, needs more labels

4/5

What's with the surge of Kelly comics lately?

>gave Steven the gift of being 'the man of the house'
user, please.

Or how about how he acts like a special Mary Sue snowflake and kids begin to think the same of themselves, but they lack the humility Steven does?

Yknow he'd misinterpret it and think it was about a young red blooded American boy being surrounded by these doting women.
Maybe with some obvious stand in for a childhood crush who turner him down as a kid because age difference hrmph-ing in the background.