Wtf Kubrick?

>be me
>talking up Kubrick to friend
>perfectionist
>extra takes
>every scene is framed like a painting
>show him Barry Lyndon for example
>five minutes in friend notices pic related
>Kubrick doesn't even know how to chop wood
>REEEEEE

>young Irish lower aristocrat doesnt know how to chop wood

Shocker. Your friend is a faggot, so are you.

>it's another 'redneck complains about civilized people not choppin dat dar tree fer the cabin' thread

What's Kubrick? Is it a good film?

moving the goalposts much? I love Kubrick but this is the first time I've really see a complete fuck up, other than chairs moving in The Shining which I'm sure you'll tell me is some Freudian shit

It's making a statement about the characters you dumb motherfucker.

Jesus, you're retarded.

>being this American

what about that chopper shadow in that one joint?

>no one on set would have pointed it out

its obviously a joke

so reddit

I made this thread as a complete joke, Kubrick is my favorite director of all time. You guys cannot be serious.

>i was only pretending

>taking a shitpost on Sup Forums seriously

Maybe he was trying to quarter it?

Can you literally not handle the fact that he has several continuity errors in his films?

It would still be faster to split it first.

OP utterly BTFO

OP got Kubricked

>backpedalling so hard

This thread fucking sucks
Can a mod please close it

also there is a scene by a stream and the lighting keeps changing sides
Lyndon is Kubrick worst in terms of perfection

Face it mate. Kubrick was two steps ahead of you.

he is chopping wood though
>he doesn't know the difference between splitting and chopping wood