/DIS/ - Star Trek Discovery general

Old thread What did non-trekkies think of the first two episodes?

too dark and jj lights everywhere

Next episode is described as having elements of Solaris, Alien and Event Horizon

Yeah, Isaacs said episode 3 has some weird shit in it.

My previous post
I hope the classic Trek stuff gets better. The Klingons don't seem like a very good bouncing off point for that kind of thing though.

>DSC
>DIS
lel

I see CBS is still in damage control mode.

And fansites call it DISCO

why don't they call it STD? I don't understand.

STD is already a known acronym - Sexually Transmitted Disease

it has a nigger woman lead so im not gonna watch it.

Thanks for you input.

>/DIS/

If you're going to do generals about this series, get the acronym right:

/STD/

VOY was hardly ever abbreviated as STV, just like ENT was hardly ever abbreviated as STE.

By that logic you'd have to refer to TNG as STTNG as well.

>Star Trek Voyager is VOY
>Star Trek Enterprise is ENT
>but Star Trek Discovery should be STD because omg le so funny

Fuck off /s4s/ this board is for adults

What is her endgame?

How many more Klingon children must be sent to die before her blood lust is satiated?

I'm glad we got that sorted.

np

Fuck you Federation with your multicultural gay sex. Klingons will not accept your perverted intergalactic globalism.

I liked how they used every possible dutch angle from Battlefield Earth.

Will this show offend my conservative and right leaning views?

This I also didn't watch TOS because it has a Jewish lead

t.Kurtzman

You haven't even watched that movie, have you?

All of them.

Only if you're easily triggered

Only if you are a religious sheep

>Phaser trigger discipline

Why do they use tilted angeled shots when there is no action?

I didn't watch it because it had a Canadian lead.

>Europeans go to sleep
>General suddenly turns to shit

Explain yourselves, Americans

Hmm. Burnham actually has it. Good observation.

How thin-skinned are you to exposure to different world views/philosophy?

my mom hated the cinematography, she found it hard to focus on the story

because there's no action. dutch angles trick you into thinking there's something of interest happening in the scene.

Did Sarek save Michael from the Klingon attack?

This is my biggest criticism of the show. Cut out the fucking pointless angle shots

Probably from whatever training they got for TWD.

Probably. But we can pretend that the Klingons are the good guys defending their culture from the Federation.

And desu, the are kind of trying to make the federation look really bad in this. Shady rooms and unethical behavior.

Black woman as lead. Not watching.

only if you're a crybaby

The show is absolute shit front to back and you biggest complaint are the dutch angles?

lel

Badass captain is white tho...

She will be back.
Faster Better Harder Stronger

Hes a libshit IRL tho

>LE DAFT PUNK!!!1 XD

HAHAHAH I GET IT!^^

T'KUVMA THE UNFORGETTABLE


T'KUVMA THE UNFORGETTABLE


T'KUVMA THE UNFORGETTABLE

Hey, that was my joke! You'll Get Lucky only once, user. Next time I'll beat you to it. Yes, you won't get the chance One More Time.

you have to be 18+ to post on this webstie

>2245
>Not sexually identifying as a beep-boop

Her pronouns are 0100 1101 0110, 1001 1010 1001 and 1100 0110 0011

Yeah. So what are you doing here?

Jason Isaacs is Jewish

Your mum is jewish

>Surname is Isaacs
>"He's Jewish guize!!!!"

Shocking news.

Why was Michael already on Vulcan if what they showed was the Klinong attack aftermath? The show makes no fucking sense.

Because the show is total shit and isn't worthy of discussion?

Didn't they say that they haven't seen the Klingons for 100 years or did I dream that?

DUDE
ANIME
VIDEOGAMES
WE WANT THE NU-MALE AUDIENCE BUT NO SEXY SCENES

Good for the Klingons. He was right. With the Federation, you conform or you can't be part of the club. The Klingons should attack.

Just abbreviate it correctly as /STD/ damnit.
You know it is the correct way to do it.
People can either accept it and act mature about it.
Or go with /DIS/ and have someone mention 'lol it abbreviates into STD guyz' in every.single.thread.

>Solaris, Alien and Event Horizon
holy kek, is that straight out of the cbs shill book?

In STD they are called KLANGONZ.

Klingons are the cool fun guys from Star Trek. Not this overdesigned ancient egypt orc/nigger shit.

Please get it right.

>you will never be this retarded

Yeah, which is shit too. Spock mentions 70 years of hostilities but LOL fuck that haven't seen them in 100 years!

Michael is a boy's name silly goys

DIS is the correct abbreviation. See

Georgiou says BARELY anyone has seen a Klingon in 100 years and I think she was talking about Starfleet alone there, not the Federation as a whole.
Additionally the Admiral talks about occasional raids and terror attacks, mostly carried out by rogue Klingon ships. So it's safe to assume that the attack on the Vulcan colony was one of those individual encounters.

Burnham was at a Vulcan colony with her parents. It's not explained why but it might've been just some random assignment.

>name comes from one of the archangels
>they are genderless creatures
>but the name is male I swear!

it has cringy shit like making a star while they're walking
that shit doesn't make sense
i'm not a star trek fan but does the originals have chilldish shit like that?

Sarek didn't know that when he named her

They've encountered smaller elements but not direct relations between governments

just watch tos/tng for yourself m8
the older series are quite different in tone and style

I liked the episodes. I'll have to rewatch the episodes and pick them apart to come to a final verdict though.

SJW HORSE SHIT.

just kill your white selves if you watch this willingly

You should watch the episode where Spock did a brain surgery on himself

Name one SJW moment in the show

As silly as it sounds even in comparison to them walking a delta pattern in the sand.... that brain surgery episode is fucking classic. I doubt people will look back at STD in the future and say "oh hey remember they walked a delta pattern in the sand? yeah that was classic!"

or the episode where the primary antagonist is a bunch of little cute fluffy creatures that overload the enterprise

so far this is less sjw than the older series
trek was always overtly progressive and gene roddenberry was a known gommie

that scene was indeed pure garbage. "ship can't get a reading through the clouds, but hey, if we make a big-ass delta emblem..."
Classic Kurtzman moment, if you ask me. About as sensible as the Enterprise hiding underwater in STID.

Thankfully the rest of the episode was devoid of such nonsense.

So... what TV shows do you enjoy?

It never would have been STD anyway. The last two Star trek shows were Voyager - VOY and Enterprise - ENT. Discovery was always going to be DIS.

It is now.

>muh klangonz
>muh STD
Does anyone genuinely think that this shit is funny? I don't even like this show, and I think you all are faggots.

>Jim... where are you going to look – in this whole galaxy... WHERE are you going to look for Spock's brain???

>I don't even like this show
>posts in STD general anyway

kek

Im glad they reduced the amount of white people in the show , the show is much better now

I got into a super autistic bitch fight on /m/ about this with a guy earlier.
I personally think it should be DIS.
>>/m/15907661

>super autistic
>/m/
there's no need to repeat yourself m8

Best girl coming through

Are you even in this thread? Everyone is just shitting on it. Baka keroposter.

sonequa or whatever her name is looks fine as fuck

>the klingons were modeled after trump supporters

The end, motherfucker.

/m/ is probably the best board on this shitty site. But yeah, the autism is strong there.

Everyone except those who liked it.

how do you even infer that from the show?

It's pure logic m8.

Show is shit.
STDs are shit.

So the show should be called STD. Everyone who isn't CBS or Kurtzman agrees.

They were actually modeled after Jihadists. But since those and trump supporters share a lot of common ground... yeah, guess your assumption is also correct.

>terror attacks
this is the most shoved contemporary phenomenon forcefully shoved where it doesn't belong.

Why would klingons do terrorist attacks? Aren't they all about honor? This stupid show has so many dumb things in just two episodes it's fucking unbelievable...

There actually was a good Trek thread on here yesterday and it was chiefly concerned with DSC.

This thread sucks though.

That is mostly down to the quality of the subject of discussion so don't blame us.

I don't care what you all say, I would eat her pussy like crazy.