ITT: movies that you know are garbage but you still like

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The American pie spin-offs

Pre 9/11, it was just so much easier to enjoy dumb comedies.

My friend used to always go after fat chicks so when this movie came out we would all tease him that it was his biography about all the girls he slept with.

Christmas kino

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I liked the one where they were in college and at the end they played Russian roulette with horse cum, and the book of love. Thought the others were trash. American reunion was kino though, Stifled shitting in the cooler was one of my favorite moments from the whole series.

Based user. I love this movie

I'd like to think that I am in fact turtley enough for the turtle club

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>The scene at the Turtle Club happened to be filming on September 11, 2001. When word of the terrorist attacks reached the set, the cast and crew observed a moment of silence.

Source? Yes faggot, I tried google first.

idk it was on the """imdb""" trivia page

The sex scene was one of the worst I've seen, but this movie is a guilty pleasure of mine.

Rocky 5
Willard
All the final destination movies except four
Horror movies in general

>Two thumbs up!
Is there a better shitty movie indicator than this

Rocky V is great

This isn't garbage though

i still dont know why people hate this movie.

I'd rather watch this again than any capeshit that has come out in the past 10 years

I'VE BEEN DRINKING GREEN TEA ALL GODDAMN DAY I'M PUMPED.

that's a masterpiece, you pleb

Very nice choice user, I used to watch that constantly and still have it on DVD. For some reason I used to love many Martin Lawrence films, National security, Blue Streak, and Rebound especially

I don't even know why
I hadn't liked a new Sandler movie in years until this came along

This is good, but not fantastic.
Fuck you faggot this is pure kino.

And many over Sly movies

I know it's a masterpiece Tomas. Have you seen the hate that it gets on here sometimes?

rocky 5 is top drama

Fun fact, I was an extra in a water park scene. Can't remember if they kept the real name in the movie but its the Water Wizz in Wareham, MA.

I've seen you in several threads, why the fuck wouldn't you keep the autograph you got?

Must be someone else that was also an extra, I never got an autograph. I met Norm Macdonald though, dude was so laid back. I'd love to find out who that other poster is, Wareham is kind of a small town.

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He said he got an autograph from one of the main cast members, I think Spade, then said he gave it away to someone that was a big fan of Joe Dirt. Norm MacDonald is way better than any of them though, I'm already more interested in your experience. Please, elaborate.

I like the third movie too.

Doesn't deserve the shit it gets. It always gets lumped in with batman and robin, the actually shitty movie.

Heh, small world.

So my buddy and I got in line at Water Wizz around 2am to get in line early, we were #50 and 51. We were then directed to another line to give the effect of "wow this is a long line for this ride". The guy telling us what to do then explained we can't talk or it'll get picked up by the mics, so we had to pretend. Filming kept getting interrupted by hooligans yelling or joking around, they got kicked out. We kept reshooting this for about an hour. It was actually really cloudy that day, they had a giant light on a scissor lift that made it look like it was sunny out on camera. So people were getting tired, it was hot, everyone was crammed, and we barely saw any stars. Then, he appeared. I looked to my right and saw Norm fuckin' Macdonald with two bitches (one on each side). He comes up to the line (literally 5 feet from me) and cracks a joke saying that this is the slowest line hes seen.

cont...

Watched this literally 100+ times no exaggeration
NACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Wait, I'm a fucking retard. I thought you were talking about the restaurant scene, that's where the other user was an extra. Still interested though, continue.

What the fuck, why are some of the names on the poster fucked up? Is this a fan made Poster attempting to directly replicate the real one?

part 2..

I'm grinning like a retard, he looks at me and I immediately stick my hand out. He grabs my hand and gives me a firm handshake. Like a deer caught in headlights i'm telling Norm how awesome he is and how I grew up on classic SNL back in the day. He laughs and goes "Back in the day? How old are you kid?" (at the time I was 17 and told him). He chuckles a bit and goes "Oh yeah way way back huh". Then he tells me i'm a pretty funny kid. It was honestly one of the memories I hope I keep till i'm an old fart.

And thats the story of the user who met Norm Macdonald.

My aunt actually met Adam Sandler and Kevin James there, her and my uncle know the owner and frequent there, its a nice little bar on the water, its called Narrows Crossing.

>He watches capeshit
>not capekino

>thinking any X movie other than Logan came close to capekino

I liked Book of Love.
The blonde was hot.

>tfw I saved the high res poster without actually reading the names
wut?

Because shitty darth Vader is in it

One of the most underrated comedies of all time. Fucking classic. It's the subtle things that add up to make it hilarious.

"Today I have the opportunity of a lifetime..but first I need a man"
"GET OFF ME!" *SLAP*

I'm going to fucking download this movie.

I've seen it mentioned throughout the years and it's a well-known Sly movie I haven't seen.

Might as well give it a shot.

Captcha

Faggot.

Worth a watch. Not terrible. I bought the OTT/Demolition Man combo DVD

dude thats fucking awesome

My step dad is a carpenter and worked on one of the makeup artists house for Walking Dead and he also worked on a set or some shit for that Blended movie because it was filmed in north Georgia.

Drew Barrymore drinks nonalcoholic beer and they built a baseball field for Blended that wasn't torn down after filming was done so they kept it from what my step dad told me. Andrew Lincoln has a good eye for pussy too.

>what is deadpool and X2

>nonalcoholic beer
With a few exceptions, the taste of beer is literally the only thing I don't like about beer.

How people can fucking drink shit that tastes like beer without getting buzzed off it is beyond me

>what is mental retardation

Its patrician

>Better than it deserves to be at pg13

pls don't bully.

Not that user but I got a combo dvd bundle once that had Tango and Cash/some Sharon Stone Sly romance/ Demolition Man/Over The Top, haven't watched the romance one but Tango and Cash is underrated.

>How people can fucking drink shit that tastes like beer without getting buzzed off it is beyond me

I have a friend who used to be a pretty bad alcoholic. He likes it because it tastes like beer.

Kino

I fucking love Blue Streak, one of my favorite Martin Lawrence movies.

Favorite Christmas movie right here.

>Superbad
>garbage
Into the shower with you, faggot.

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Is the Sly-Sharon movie "The Specialist"? Has James Wood. Again, another good Sly movie. Haven't seen Tango and Cash but need to for the Sly-Kurt duo alone

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ah so much this. loved this as a kid.

not garbage, one of the best christmas films

agreed. was one of my favourite films as a kid. my favourite christmas film as a kid for sure.

superbad is genuinely one of the best comedies of the 2000's, it still holds value now.

Yep, that's it and it's the one I haven't watched.

>X2
>not pure unadulterated unfiltered kino
imagine being this wrong

Still don't really understand. Like I used to rip about 1.5 tins of snoos a day, but you don't see me chewing on mint leaves now that I quit

It's pretty retarded but James Woods is good in it

i'd be surprised if anyones seen this film. cheesy af, but i used to like it before i went to college.

stars justin long, jonah hill, blake lively, probably a few other big names. also damn, wasn't justin long meant to be a big name.

Mah man

>snus

god damn. i tried this shit a few years ago and it was orgasmic. it's illegal to sell in the UK, thank fuck.

I also love this movie, so quotable

Weekend at Bernie's is my pick. It's just warm and comfy.

I'm a sucker for bad barbarian movies.

point out literally any amount of character depth within that over-plotted, over-moody, over-sfx'd gray fest

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Justin Long is good but it's a pretty corny movie

damn son, snoos packs are almost handed out like mints over in the states

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This is a GOAT christmas movie. I watch it every year.

Oh yeah. Or maybe this. I own both on DVD.

I mean I love it but its campy af

I love this one but I wouldn't call it trash

I think comedy central used to air this like twice a week

For some reason it was shocking to me that Entourage and Sabrina were that close in age

Cyclops. X2's atmosphere was great to be honest

hey user i live in onset I'm 2 minutes from wareham

All of the transformers, unironically think 2 was the best

Cat in the Hat

Hall Pass

She's the Man

Most early 00's disney channel original movies

Yu-Gi-Oh the movie

Bend it Like Beckham

Kicking and Screaming

The Italian Job

Racing Stripes

Spy Kids 1&2

Hidalgo

Now I know you're just trolling

Learn what words mean before you try to use them for your shitty bait.

>Racing Stripes
Lmao

I refuse to believe anyone like Rocky 5

I fucking love this movie, and it's 90's child counterpart, Camp Nowhere. It's exact same plot, except with summer camp instead of college.

same

This movie is brilliant. I was going into high school at the time it came out and I snuck into the movie with a friend. The only true way to see this movie. It what I plan to shitpost about on here in a decade as something posters will never be able to do.

I like how bad it is. The rebellious kid and Tommy Guns are funny because it sucks

>also damn, wasn't justin long meant to be a big name.

Yeah, what the fuck happened with that? I think the last big movie I saw with him was Drag Me to Hell, which was amazing and he did a great job in it. What happened to his career?