You will NEVER have Slovak gf.
You will NEVER have Slovak gf
It's alright. Your country is as irrelevant as mine.
>chosing girl based on how relevant her country is
Is this autism?
neither will you op.
Its my gf
No, it is not. That is clearly not a picture of your hand.
>that dacia in the background
kek thanks for supporting the upcoming superpower
You won't crush my dreams like a dried up leaf
tsigani imputit
...
weird mix of features
see some slavic, germanic, and a touch of asian
are all you slovaks mongrels?
i'm not a gypsy but your country is like 30x more """diverse""" than romania. You probably have more niggers and pajeets here than we have gypsies
I'll take any gf I can get at this point m8
Just slav+germanic. No asians
I have one tho.
>country full of Romanians
>we don't have gypsies
u wot m8
Muh heritage doesnt count
Tfw no pale gf with cute feet.
Why live
>mongrels
Just picking the best genes for best white babes
I'll never be a light skinned nigga who's respected in his field of work in the STEM industry but hey, life could be worse. I could've been Slovakian with a pregnant underage girlfriend.
Challenge accepted
I have
She's born american, 2nd generation, very conservative, cooks every day, hates degeneracy, and is super petite and qt3.14
So yeah, not Czech born, but has the right values, my man. Good woman, I might marry some day.
Give me the slovak girls
>You will NEVER have Slovak gf.
lmao most of the (((whites))) here are not even fucking white, more like half arab or just olive-skinned fags
speaking romanian (which most italians partially understand) while being white(r than most of them at least) makes them look at me like i'm some sort of fucking alien.
>Slovakia
>projecting he can't get a girlfriend.
Seek help girl.
:(
>You will NEVER have Slovak gf.
I've got 50 euros, which automatically grants me a slovak gf for at least one week
But i said slovak not czech
Nice my man
>trencin
nicee
probably the best city
theres plenty of slavic goldigger females here
Slovak, Czech, same thing :)
kek, here we have shit tons of slovakian women (so as men) studying on our universities. not like i ever had gf, but when i see them on campus i can tell you they are biggest coal burners around. we have shittons of niggers now thanks to Brusel pumping money onto school for accepting africans, and ofc slovak girls go for them because its their "experimentation time during college" kek. when they come back to Bača in slovakia they will settle with some poor slovakian which wont know about endless rides on black dicks by his wife. ebin.
Not really tho
yea because slovak males are black
Hohols and Russians ruined eastern euro reputation. We are as rich as portugal 50€ doesnt even givd you hour
>Cute face
>cute feet
>pale as fuck
HNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>tfw u will never have a southern qt british conservative girl with a cute voice who doesnt use facebook
theyre the best girls and u know it
Imogen dyer, eh. She has youtube vids for DIY photographer stuff and vids where she tells jokes
Slovakia is full of porno sluts.
Why do you think I will never have a Slovak gf? Don't they crave exotic German cock?
theres this qt pale girl who matches this description in my village, next time i see her im gonna ask her out
>Swedish House Mafia
Shes been BLACKED
Same for Brazil
Seeing the Roman inscription was surreal to me. Perfect city aside from the shitty sidewalks
hot.
I do, OP.
For more than three years i berry my benis inside her regulary.
>caring about vaginas
>especially when they come attached with whores
Yeah, conservative brittish girls seem classy as fuck, i cant stand english accent tho
not really, lot of whores but not so much of pro sluts
Because every Slovak holds deep rooted hatred towards Habsburg pawns
>Blonde hair
>black eyebrows
nty
keep your disgusting aids ridden whores. ill stick to my hand
At least their porno sluts don't have dicks.
>AIDS
some southern british accents are super cute, you just havent heard one
the only accent more cute is the cute paris one
give me examples. I cant play Tracer in Overwatch unmuted because of her accent
Sorry bro, british accent is something that makes me vomit instantly
Bitch won't even get up from bed for that change spaghetti monster.
it's ok. mine's ukrainian
>Because every Slovak holds deep rooted hatred towards Habsburg pawns
I'm not a Habsburg pawn. I'm just living here for the freedums and avoidance of cuckery you can't get in real Germany.
That's actually the Czechs.
cant find examples sorry
just listened to her on youtube... and its not that
thats awful cockney accent
its what people imagine when you say brittish accent
i know
that accent is actually disappearing though, its being replaced with NIGGER TALK which is far worse. because that accent was from east london which is nigger land now
>tfw no funny speaking slovak gf
who /ružomberok/ here?
Do they sound funny because they open their mouths properIy when they speak and don't mumbIe and sIur their words?
I swear to god PoIish is the biggest shitstorm Ianguage to Iisten to
I was there once, comfy place desu
Polish sounds funny even to us, and we are closest related language to theirs
Welsh is worse
skiing?
I hear it quite often because my mother is from Western BeIarus and is fIuent in PoIish.
I can't even describe it, it just sounds Iike it has no voweIs Imao
>the sweedish house mafia
What a whore she even smiles like one. I pitty you faggot.
And look at this picture. She took a picture in business center like it's achievement.
>Look at me bois I made it to the modern world. This is nice clean window and modern handrail. Tee-hee
She has no taste she is probably just countryside girl who thinks she is almost connected with all chads who can fuck her senseless assuming by her taste in music.
And at the top of that she is just average looking.
Sure I could, just use mail order bride.
I once dated a Slovakian girl. She was pure as snow and wouldn't put out no matter what.
Is this common in Slovakia or was she a unicorn?
You seem upset Jakub.
>she is just average looking.
literally why i picked the photo
Iam from Martin, 20km from Ružomberok
Too late, already did
My first gf was Slovak.
Jokes on you
>Poland calls other languages funny
Matúš.
STfu Pepiczki fag.
why are you so mad tho? you even were wrong at all points
mother's side is all from there, my great-grandfather was mayor of the town before the communists came along. he died a month into his imprisonment
>go to slovakia
>Bratislava
>stop pretty girls speaking english
>take numbers
>date
>fuck
>We are as rich as portugal
So you're poor
Yeah but not compared to Italy
from ružomberok respectively, sorry bad grammar
>Germany so low, even with the million of slimes in it
>Countries near Africa so clean
>Turkey
This is either way too outdated or doesn't actually have sources.
>go to that poorfag shitcountry
>show them a bunch of 100 euro bills in my pocket
>suddenly have whole harem of golddigging slovak cunts
weeew that was hard
I JUST WANT A QT CZECH GIRL ALL THE ONES HERE ARE LEFT AND HORRIBLE
>czech
you are in luck then... they give pussy for cigarettes
Women are always left and live in a handout mentality.
They are build to take care of children, not deal with grown up people.
damn i need to go CZECHIAAA
Ciggies are expensive brah
Carpet doesn't match the drapes. Acne on forehead. Bad posture. Dressed like a nigger. Yellow teeth.
Am I supposed to be upset?
Do your fucking "job" janitor faggot. 2 hours and this reddit shit thread is still up. Nobody forced you to become a janitor so at least do your "job" properly
saged and reported
they cost less in eastern europe so is ok
i dont like white girls