You will NEVER have Slovak gf

You will NEVER have Slovak gf.

It's alright. Your country is as irrelevant as mine.

>chosing girl based on how relevant her country is

Is this autism?

neither will you op.

Its my gf

No, it is not. That is clearly not a picture of your hand.

>that dacia in the background

kek thanks for supporting the upcoming superpower

You won't crush my dreams like a dried up leaf

tsigani imputit

...

weird mix of features

see some slavic, germanic, and a touch of asian

are all you slovaks mongrels?

i'm not a gypsy but your country is like 30x more """diverse""" than romania. You probably have more niggers and pajeets here than we have gypsies

I'll take any gf I can get at this point m8

Just slav+germanic. No asians

I have one tho.

>country full of Romanians
>we don't have gypsies
u wot m8

Muh heritage doesnt count

Tfw no pale gf with cute feet.

Why live

>mongrels
Just picking the best genes for best white babes

I'll never be a light skinned nigga who's respected in his field of work in the STEM industry but hey, life could be worse. I could've been Slovakian with a pregnant underage girlfriend.

Challenge accepted

I have

She's born american, 2nd generation, very conservative, cooks every day, hates degeneracy, and is super petite and qt3.14

So yeah, not Czech born, but has the right values, my man. Good woman, I might marry some day.

Give me the slovak girls

>You will NEVER have Slovak gf.

lmao most of the (((whites))) here are not even fucking white, more like half arab or just olive-skinned fags


speaking romanian (which most italians partially understand) while being white(r than most of them at least) makes them look at me like i'm some sort of fucking alien.

>Slovakia
>projecting he can't get a girlfriend.

Seek help girl.

:(

>You will NEVER have Slovak gf.

I've got 50 euros, which automatically grants me a slovak gf for at least one week

But i said slovak not czech

Nice my man

>trencin
nicee
probably the best city

theres plenty of slavic goldigger females here

Slovak, Czech, same thing :)

kek, here we have shit tons of slovakian women (so as men) studying on our universities. not like i ever had gf, but when i see them on campus i can tell you they are biggest coal burners around. we have shittons of niggers now thanks to Brusel pumping money onto school for accepting africans, and ofc slovak girls go for them because its their "experimentation time during college" kek. when they come back to Bača in slovakia they will settle with some poor slovakian which wont know about endless rides on black dicks by his wife. ebin.

Not really tho

yea because slovak males are black

Hohols and Russians ruined eastern euro reputation. We are as rich as portugal 50€ doesnt even givd you hour

>Cute face
>cute feet
>pale as fuck
HNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>tfw u will never have a southern qt british conservative girl with a cute voice who doesnt use facebook

theyre the best girls and u know it

Imogen dyer, eh. She has youtube vids for DIY photographer stuff and vids where she tells jokes

Slovakia is full of porno sluts.

Why do you think I will never have a Slovak gf? Don't they crave exotic German cock?

theres this qt pale girl who matches this description in my village, next time i see her im gonna ask her out

>Swedish House Mafia

Shes been BLACKED

Same for Brazil

Seeing the Roman inscription was surreal to me. Perfect city aside from the shitty sidewalks

hot.

I do, OP.
For more than three years i berry my benis inside her regulary.

>caring about vaginas
>especially when they come attached with whores

Yeah, conservative brittish girls seem classy as fuck, i cant stand english accent tho

not really, lot of whores but not so much of pro sluts

Because every Slovak holds deep rooted hatred towards Habsburg pawns

>Blonde hair
>black eyebrows

nty

keep your disgusting aids ridden whores. ill stick to my hand

At least their porno sluts don't have dicks.

>AIDS

some southern british accents are super cute, you just havent heard one

the only accent more cute is the cute paris one

give me examples. I cant play Tracer in Overwatch unmuted because of her accent

Sorry bro, british accent is something that makes me vomit instantly

Bitch won't even get up from bed for that change spaghetti monster.

it's ok. mine's ukrainian

>Because every Slovak holds deep rooted hatred towards Habsburg pawns
I'm not a Habsburg pawn. I'm just living here for the freedums and avoidance of cuckery you can't get in real Germany.

That's actually the Czechs.

cant find examples sorry

just listened to her on youtube... and its not that

thats awful cockney accent

its what people imagine when you say brittish accent

i know

that accent is actually disappearing though, its being replaced with NIGGER TALK which is far worse. because that accent was from east london which is nigger land now

>tfw no funny speaking slovak gf

who /ružomberok/ here?

Do they sound funny because they open their mouths properIy when they speak and don't mumbIe and sIur their words?
I swear to god PoIish is the biggest shitstorm Ianguage to Iisten to

I was there once, comfy place desu

Polish sounds funny even to us, and we are closest related language to theirs

Welsh is worse

skiing?

I hear it quite often because my mother is from Western BeIarus and is fIuent in PoIish.
I can't even describe it, it just sounds Iike it has no voweIs Imao

>the sweedish house mafia
What a whore she even smiles like one. I pitty you faggot.

And look at this picture. She took a picture in business center like it's achievement.
>Look at me bois I made it to the modern world. This is nice clean window and modern handrail. Tee-hee
She has no taste she is probably just countryside girl who thinks she is almost connected with all chads who can fuck her senseless assuming by her taste in music.

And at the top of that she is just average looking.

Sure I could, just use mail order bride.

I once dated a Slovakian girl. She was pure as snow and wouldn't put out no matter what.

Is this common in Slovakia or was she a unicorn?

You seem upset Jakub.

>she is just average looking.

literally why i picked the photo

Iam from Martin, 20km from Ružomberok

Too late, already did

My first gf was Slovak.

Jokes on you

>Poland calls other languages funny

Matúš.

STfu Pepiczki fag.

why are you so mad tho? you even were wrong at all points

mother's side is all from there, my great-grandfather was mayor of the town before the communists came along. he died a month into his imprisonment

>go to slovakia
>Bratislava
>stop pretty girls speaking english
>take numbers
>date
>fuck

>We are as rich as portugal
So you're poor

Yeah but not compared to Italy

from ružomberok respectively, sorry bad grammar

>Germany so low, even with the million of slimes in it
>Countries near Africa so clean
>Turkey
This is either way too outdated or doesn't actually have sources.

>go to that poorfag shitcountry
>show them a bunch of 100 euro bills in my pocket
>suddenly have whole harem of golddigging slovak cunts

weeew that was hard

I JUST WANT A QT CZECH GIRL ALL THE ONES HERE ARE LEFT AND HORRIBLE

>czech
you are in luck then... they give pussy for cigarettes

Women are always left and live in a handout mentality.
They are build to take care of children, not deal with grown up people.

damn i need to go CZECHIAAA

Ciggies are expensive brah

Carpet doesn't match the drapes. Acne on forehead. Bad posture. Dressed like a nigger. Yellow teeth.

Am I supposed to be upset?

Do your fucking "job" janitor faggot. 2 hours and this reddit shit thread is still up. Nobody forced you to become a janitor so at least do your "job" properly

saged and reported

they cost less in eastern europe so is ok

i dont like white girls