Post all his shitty Sup Forums related opinions here

Post all his shitty Sup Forums related opinions here.

I'll start:

>Thinking the Amazing Spiderman movies were better than Sam Raimi's Spiderman movies.

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>Thinking the Amazing Spiderman movies were better than Sam Raimi's Spiderman movies.

Why the fuck have you watched enough of him to know his opinions?

Raimi movies are strictly for nostalgia fags who didn't read Spider-Man before seeing the movies.

Not that the ASM movies were perfect in any way or form, but when they did manage to be good they perfectly captured what Spider-Man is all about....the Raimi movies might have been better put together movies, but for a Spider-Man fan they did absolutely nothing that did the character justice, not to mention they were extremely cornball and Raimi in general is a hack who's only good project was Evil Dead

That being said, Doug is still a fucking idiot even if he was right about this one thing

Well, they were far better. It's not even a contest.

>monsters university is a bad film
Sure it's not the best Pixar movie, but it's definently not fucking bad, like what kind of shit

>liking ATLA and thinking that Korra had serious issues.

Urgh

Does he still exist?

If you think that Korra is on par with ATLA, all your opinions are immediately invalidated.

Why so many Nostalgia Critic threads recently?

>hates Doug because he shares the name and got made fun of in school
>hates Hey Arnold because "it's just like Doug, a boring show about real life where nothing interesting happens"
>thinks that Pocahontas II is better than Pocahontas
>doesn't like Lady and the Tramp
>thinks The Lion King is overrated but doesn't think Frozen is overrated at all
>thinks Finding Dory is better than Finding Nemo

On the plus side, Fantasia is his favorite Disney film and he prefers Frozen to Tangled so his taste isn't completely horrible.

bait

My guess is some representatives from ChannelAwesome desperately trying to drum up publicity for their inevitably forgotten channel.

The guy quit his job to do this. How well has that worked out for him

I see so many Sup Forumsfags with shit tastes, he isn't any different.

I mean, this is the board that had a general for FUCKING SHEZOW.


Sup Forums has no right to complain about taste. I'd rather acept the existence of diferente opinions.

He doesn't hate Hey Arnold.

>I mean, this is the board that had a general for FUCKING SHEZOW.
The only reason being because it had a trap.

There is literally nothing wrong with liking Shezow

Doesn't change anything, just show that people lower their standarts because of their dicks.

I've also seem a lot of people defending it here.

His skits with his untalented actors are the worst. Especially when it's the whole review.

Cinema Snob is literally the only person from this group I still regularly watch

Seeing this idiot brings such a wave of disappointment over me.

All of his opinions are shit. Every single one. Doug Walker has some of the most infamously shit taste of any film/television critic in history. He's a fucking hack joke who hasn't had a single right opinion in his entire career.

>The Dark Knight Rises was bad
What a hothead.

Todd in the Shadows is pretty good.

They like it because they fap to it. Do you judge the writing of the porn you watch?

I used to watch him until he got too heavy on his political opinions nearly every episode. But hey as long as its a joke all criticism is void cause its just a joke!

Even then he was losing his touch going into newer video reviews.

I'm surprised a bunch of almost Middle Aged men still make a living doing the same shit they've been doing for about a decade now making shitty reviews

Pic related.

>MoS and BvS were bad
What a fucking cuck.

Spoony for moderator.

But this is right.

What patethic loser and subhuman you would have to be, to be a snyderfag?

Nobody that isnt paid to praise it likes it.

That would mean he would never do any moderating. Great idea!

>STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The only subhuman loser I see here is you, m8.

You literally did that on your previous post.

I'm not the same guy, m80.

Meightzero?

M-eighty. Matey.

>STOP DISLIKING WHAT I LIKE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
see i can trivialize your stupid fucking opinions too

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FUCK YEAH BASED BRAD.

He's a Dude from the Internet with Opinions about children's movies and cartoons. It's a lucrative career if you have the right 'hook'

regardless only a snyderfag would defend a synderfag, now go back to y our groupthink huddle

>regardless only a snyderfag would defend a synderfag
>this delusion
OK, m8.

Sometimes reviewers juts...You know... Tell their opinions on movies

>But hey as long as its a joke all criticism is void cause its just a joke!

Ugh, I hate that he does this. How can someone who's favorite movie is Caligula be such a whiny regressive?

Doesnt change the fact that you are complaining about the guy doing the same thing as the other. Its more like:

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE STOP SAYING THAT THIS MOVIE IS BAAAAAD

Shezow isn't porn though.

Right?RIGHT?

Fair enough, m84. Frankly, they're both shitheads anyway, willing to insult people over their opinions on a fucking movie.

who else would actually defend a group of people who are so up zack snyder's ass that they put more thought into two movies than he ever put into his entire filmmaking career, and people who constantly shitpost and stir up stupid arguments like these because they're butthurt that no one likes their stupid fucking movie

Time to drop the bomb

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It's mostly his fucking brother

The other people who work with him have a modicum of talent but Rob seriously can't act his way out of a paper bag

I don't know m8, you tell me, you're willing to call another person a "subhuman loser" just because he likes a movie you don't.

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What he/she said.

The hell is that supposed to mean, m80?

His fanbase is a national treasure

I mostly find the idea of it bad.

Monsters Inc is one of the only Pixar movies I'd like a sequel to, and despite all the sequels they're churning out, it gets a fucking prequel instead.

i didn't call anyone a subhuman loser, you've got the wrong guy

>He doesn't want to fuck the Onceler

he reasoned out his argument fairly well, and while i dont agree, i dont hold his opinion against him

Regardless, you seem to struggle real hard with the idea that someone else would like a movie you don't, m8. That's worrying. Makes me wonder how you function in society.

Not Sup Forums related but...

>Thought he could make a fully-functioning gameshow on the budget of his fans' autismbux

I find his material to be stale and repetitive.

people can like their stupid movie all they want, just quit shitting up good threads, quit bitching when people say they don't like it, quit holding it on a pedestal above all other movies ever when really it's just a product designed to sell tickets to future movies, and quit assisting in ruining Sup Forums because it's fucking bad enough without their help

Why you arent complaining to the guy that called OP a cuck for not liking BvS? Is it only wrong when it criticize BvS?

>preferring Frozen to Tangled
gay

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Or what, you want me to give him a (You) too?

>It's a joke! Please, can we all just get on with our lives?

The equivalent of saying "Don't question or criticise me, you filthy pleb!" or "Hey, look over there!" (and promptly running away like a little bitch).

>It's another 'Sup Forums shits on Channel Awesome' episode AND another 'Sup Forums gets into arguments about live-action adaptations' episode

Isnt your attittude kind like a tumblr attittude regarding jokes?

Is it me or did he accidentally help create all the shitty Sup Forums-related media "reviewers" you see nowadays?

His reviews are obviously done as a joke but it seems like a lot of people forget that and think it's actually reasonable to scream like an enraged sperg when something is mediocre.

>muh source material

Being faithful doesn't make something good numbnuts, in fact being faithful is the worst thing you can do when making an adaptation.

ASM1 was alright, but ASM2 was utter fucking trash and, in my mind at least, that puts that entire series under Rami's, if only because SM1 and SM2 were good/great, and SM3 was at best okay and arguably better/worse than ASM2.
I keep flip flopping on Spider-Man 3, like, I know it's not as good as Spider-Man 2 or anything, but I don't hate it or such, anyone else know this feel?

It's more than likely as both Doug and The AVGN set the standards for the "angry internet" reviewer archetype that has been prominent for the past few years. However, AVGN's material has aged better than the Critic's.

>"Hey there Sup Forums, what do you think about me? Please ignore all the evidence that says I like big black cocks, rape, and hermaphodites!"

Not Sup Forums, but his Passion of the Christ review with Cinema Snob was what finally helped me realized how much of a hack he is. Aside from it being like 50% Santa Christ skits, it's one of the laziest criticisms of Based Gibson's work I've ever seen:

>completely missing the subtext/metaphor of the "totally unnecessary jump scare that has nothing to do with anything", or the flashback of Jesus making the table that "will never catch on" tying into the "I make all things new" line just for the sake of LEL JESUS INVENTED [THING] jokes
>bitching about how long the walking with the cross scene takes and how many times he falls down in slowmo
>ending the whole thing with "pls respect my opinion even if my opinion is founded on the basis of petty bullshit that can be torn apart objectively"

Fucker's been reviewing movies for almost ten years (even if mostly in character or tongue-in-cheek) and can't into anything beyond the pettiest of criticisms. Fuck him.

>but doesn't think Frozen is overrated at all
Except he does.

CHALLENGE: Watch each of these videos and say where you had to stop the video.

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>Please ignore all the evidence that says I like big black cocks, rape, and hermaphodites!"
this is news to me, got any proofs?

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No.

>Doug overdubs the black guys lines

Everytime.

Sup Forums had Frozen generals for years. What right does Sup Forums have to criticize anyone for poor taste?

Same with any other general thread come to think of it.

Right here friendo

Eh I think it's debatable. I rewatch Doug's material more than James'.

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>His reviews are obviously done as a joke but it seems like a lot of people forget that and think it's actually reasonable to scream like an enraged sperg when something is mediocre.

Are you talking about like reviewers in text or video? Cause I gotta say there were still fucking abysmal Sup Forums-related reviewers even before Doug.

"she" today, thank you

It's funny to me that he thought his mediocre Ledger Joker impression was just that good that he couldn't have anyone else attempt one.

In video. Don't get me wrong, I'm aware there was shit before him, but after him the genre of videos just exploded

I will never understand his love for animaniacs. I don't think he should've reviewed either Pokemon or Digimon, since he was already in highschool/college when does premiered in the US.

I disagree with him for his AoSTH/SatAM review. I think the Peter Jackson King Kong is much better than the 1930s one.

I think his Ponyo review was incredibly obnoxious, since he was encountering Strawmen constantly, the fact that he thinks it's OK for an actor to phone it in for a children's movie(the Thomas movie) is weird coming from someone who wants quality children's entertainment, I this his hate for Osmosis Jones is misplaced,

He thought Bee Movie was great.

I honestly dont get the praise for Animaniacs when Freakazoid exists

>Character x is better than character y because they're more powerful.

I think that video accidentally started the Bee Movie meme.

Oh yeah, in video then definitely, James and Doug jumpstarted the craze.

>he thinks that elements from The Swan Princess taken directly from the ballet it was based on were "rip offs" of Disney films

He is right that a movie about Odette being a kid would be better, though.

The Prince of Egypt is better than any Disney movie.

Go to bed Mel, you're drunk. Also your movie sucked ass.