It's a Truman physically removes himself from the studio and finds true love episode

>it's a Truman physically removes himself from the studio and finds true love episode
That was the comfiest episode so far

Too bad it was the last one, though.
And the biggest slap in the face is that she dumped him afterward.

Tell me about Truman, why does he wear the mask?

>And the biggest slap in the face is that she dumped him afterward.
I didn't remember that, that's fucking sad

>it's a truman thinks he's escaped to the real world only to find himself in another level of a tv show episode
They really don't give that guy a break, do they?

>it's a truman wasn't raised in a TV studio but he might as well have because he's a social recluse raised by TV episode

BRAVO NOLAN

>it's a Truman's wife only exists in a simulation episode

>its a truman has a legitimate chance with a girl but is too scared to admit he hasnt been in a relationship in 6 years and doesn't remember how to do it so he awkwardly makes excuses when she asks him to play video games and do yoga with her

Has anyone watched ahead to see if he gets it together?

Haha sequel incoming

>That episode where Truman spends the day listening to right wing YouTube hosts and ends up looking at blacks and Mexicans with disgust for the rest of the year

JUST

>it's a Truman watches too many Dodge commercials and decides to plow for freedom in a roadkill afternoon episode

>it's a Truman doesn't even like his friend of 12+ years but doesn't know how to break it off with him episode
Unfortunately this episode keeps airing every week.

>It's a "Truman spends all day on Sup Forums looking up infographics on black crime" episode

Why is it so addicting

>It's a Truman gives his girlfriend a painful bloody UTI because of his dirty dick episode

>its a truman hates his job but looks forward to going to work because it is better than spending his time alone is his apartment episode

How long does this arc last

>It's a Truman starts going Sup Forums to troll and shitpost and is unironically buying neonazi literature an amazon within a week episode

>It's a "Truman tries to treat his STI at home episode"
Can't believe he spent 4 days rubbing sudacrem on his dick head expecting the itchiness to go away haha...

>it's a Truman robs a Iraqi cab driver after he came back from the war, spends years in prison and founds a white nationalist organization as soon as he's out episode

>it's a truman's only link to his only friend is their hatred for similar things so they just keep orbiting each other in an apathetic and indifferent symbiosis of short conversation between periods of radio silence to the point they haven't been in the same room in 2 years
is it similar to the marriage arc?

>it's a truman drowns his pain in alcohol episode

The philosophy teacher I had a crush on when I was in high school told us to watch this kino, I am forever grateful to her for that
My only regret is that I never had an affair with her

>it's a truman doesn't know he should trumanpost in the thread episode
sigh, I hope the arc doesn't last long

Don't worry it wouldn't have happened even if you tried

>its a Truman tries to cure runny nose only to get flu in the process episode

>it's a truman has schizophrenia and starts thinking he's on a tv show and decides that the only way to be sure is to make sure the content of the tv show can't be airred by becoming a literal neo-nazi for a month straight episode
I'm surprised the producers managed to keep it on air through that period.

>it's a "Truman has an autistic fit of rage because of how shitty two of his teachers are and accidentally gives himself a black eye" episode
>it's a "Truman doesn't know what to do about the scabs on his dick from excessive masturbation" episode
>it's a "Truman spends 4 months fantasizing daily about a girl he hasn't spoken to in 6 years but never gets the courage to message her" episode

>its a truman desperately needs to sleep but keeps refeshing a dead thread to see if he gets a (you) episode

I think this one transcends over many seasons, possibly till the finale.

>it's a truman posts with reddit spacing episode

Nobody cared who Truman was, until he put on the mask

>It's a Truman goes to get his teeth bleached to become more confident but deep down knows it won't change anything episode

>it's a Truman has an existential crisis and attempts suicide only for the rope to break causing him to fracture his wrist prompting him to tell everyone he fell down the stairs because he's scared everyone will look at him different if they knew the truth episode
this shit is deep

y-you really did that?

>it's a Truman realizes the day his parents die he won't have anything to live for episode
I hate those

>It's a truman desperately reaches out to strangers online through shitposts and innuendo on an anonymous imageboard, trying to glean some semblance of meaning for himself, knowing full well it's the type of thing which might form actual bonds with those he loves if he wasn't such a coward and actually allowed himself to be honest with other people, let alone himself episode
I hate this shit. The problem is so obvious and relatively easy to fix that everyone can see it and yet the character does fucking nothing about it. So unrealistic. No one can be that fucking ignorant.

>it's a "Truman joins the gym and goes 5 times a week for about 3 months now and doesn't know how he's kept the willpower to do it this long but can't bring himself to do anything with free weights because he doesn't know any ettiquette or normal procedures and doesn't know anyone to ask" episode
damn...

not me, Truman
look up "iraqi taxi driver white nationalist" on google (without the quotes)

>first post on his twitter is a retweeted Sup Forums screencap
typical. Fuck off

but italians arent white

Looks like Snoo drawn on the mirror.

>it's a Truman shits blood for the fourth day in a row but doesn't go to the doctor because he doesn't want to scare his family
What will the writers think of next!

>It's a Truman still has great sex with his wife but like a man forced to eat his favorite meal every day, after 7 years of sex with the same woman he's honestly so bored with it that porn is the only thing standing between him and trying to fuck his wife's young adult daughter to pierce the monotony that he now associates with his unrelentingly decent sex life episode

>it's a Truman goes to a language class and begins to fall in love with a 16 year old girl and suspects his gf is starting to catch on

>its a truman is going crazy episode because he thinks strangers on the Internet are literally him episode

>It's a Truman has known for a while that his wife's little sister has at least a bit of a thing for him as she's always flirty with him and her hugs always last a little TOO long, and while he knows that she's still a virgin at 23 and while he'd love to break her fembot streak and show her the love that she deserves, he also knows that popping his wife's little sister's cherry is a fantastic way to end up with his wife magdumping his beloved Vepr 12 into him episode

>its Truman ate the same food for two years, it isn't even his favorite, but it is easy to cook and pretty good, so he doesn't bother with anything else episode

>Snoo
user, it's Smee. And he looks nothing like Truman in that pic.

>Written by: Andy Kaufman
Couldn't that fucking loser write something normal for once?

Why Smee tries to imitate Tom Hardy's face?

Because he underestimated his size. Turns out, he was a big guy for him.

No i'm talking about this Snoo.

you have to go back with your reddit robot

...

Oh, you mean Sneed?

kek

iktfb

for you

>it's a Truman remembered something embarrassing he did in 6th grade so covers his ears and screeches while stomping around the room for two hours episode
Man this one is on a lot recently

>it's a Truman spies on his gf's phone and finds a lot of suspicious stuff but no proof of her actually cheating so he starts acting distant and cold for no apparent reason episode

Is Truman me?

>it's a Truman's gf knows what he's done with the phone but has to stay in character and pretend she doesn't episode

kek, I can't believe the timing

>It's a Truman narrates his current state of mind episode
>Truman listens to 'Gasoline Horseys'
>He has trouble breathing at night because he's smoked for 12 years and recently moved back to Ohio and adult onset allergies are getting to him
>He remembers when life was better
>In the darkness of his room, he sees all the faces of the women he's loved romantically...some of whom reciprocated their love and some that did not
>He wishes that he journaled more
>Now "Sometimes (I Wish)" is playing
>Sometimes he wishes that Kristy loved him back and that he hadn't eaten all that debt for a useless degree and that mental illness hadn't ruined his life and that he could help his ailing parents and not the other way around
>He lightly itches his face and runs his hand through his hair
>"Maybe, I should chase my dream of [...]."
>"Maybe, I should be more practical and just settle by becoming an [...]."
>Closing his eyes, he sees the house he plans to build...his circumspect wife and loving children and loyal dog and the mother-in-law suite he's had added-on to his home so that his parents don't die in poverty and so that they can further share in the warmth of a loving home
>He's built the mother-in-law suite in his mind because his brother and sister-in-law have said that Truman's parents are a 'liability' and they have made a lot of 'poor financial decisions' and that they're 'losers' and that they're 'bums'
>Truman remembers that his brother and sister-in-law moved to Hawaii to get away from his parents because they were 'good-for-nothings' with 'bad health' and a 'fiscal disaster waiting to happen'
>Tears streak down Truman's face as he recalls what his brother and sister-in-law said
>In this moment, Truman weighs his options and runs the odds.
>He is overweight. He has a part time job at a book store. His hair is turning gray. He's only 29. He is almost done with grad school.
>He will sacrifice himself for the sake of filial piety and senpai.
Please pray for Truman.

>it's a truman has just moved from home episode and is woefully underdeveloped in housekeeping skills so the floor around the stove is sticky with grease and the toilet is calcified with shit episode

>it's a truman goes to the kinoplex and forgets his falcon episode

>it's a truman is too depressed to bother writing up situations and feelings from his life that other characters on the show could relate to

>it's a Truman goes on a 38 minute racist tirade episode
The Raimi produced seasons were really genre defining IMO