Stop being fat

Stop being fat

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LIL

OWW

lose five pounds in the next thirty seconds

>lose 400 pounds by this afternoon or ill fuckin kill u fat piece of shit

AYGROLL?

>Sorry Doc, I've got a very stressful job...

BUT ITS FRIED

but MUY LEGS

but MUY METABOLISM

im on the prescribed diet honest

No more eating

No water till further notice, it adds too much weight.

Cease breathing air immediately

Ingest 3lbs of laxatives per day.

If nobody were a fatass Dr. Now would be out of a job

I've only watched the "oww mah legs" guy, any other recommendations for episodes?

But Dr Now is a fatass himself

Assanti Bros. saga is essential fatkinography

Seriously why can't they just put a shock collar on the enabler?

lupe is good.

i like how she cant understand how her bf would cheat lol

this

where 2 find

At least you get paid well for it?

people this obese need to be euthanized

He would just become a podiatrist or something.

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It really is that simple, losing weight is something that actually requires zero effort.
Fucking fat people.

How could anyone let himself degenerate into such an abomination?
What is wrong with Americans?

this. letting yourself starve is a zero energy endeavor.just do nothing and youll lose weight. fatties have to try to get that fat

You're gunna have to lose 500lb by the end of this sentence.

Wasn't that the guy who was a morphine addict?

Goering too was a fatass mainly because of the morphine addiction he developed after getting shot.
>"lol let'z just stuff Herr Goering full of az many narcotics as possible, what's the worst zat can happen, ja?"
1920's medical "science".

>watching the intro
>OWWW MAH LEGS
gets me everytime

Zsalynn's, she has a shitty feeder husband that's also a cunt to their daughter

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I honestly don't get the janitor hate. He does the same shit we all do, except he can also delete posts. Seems like a good deal to me

Exactly, it boggles the mind that it's such a difficult concept for so many people. Even if you sit completely still for an entire day you'll lose weight, the fatter you are the more you'll burn.

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>a third a kilo of fat
Is this for one day? These pigs deserve everything.

what pigs, user?

Shut the fuck up, jannie. We all know that's you.

KINO tier montage

>8 grams of salt daily
>doesn't drink water
The human body is truly incredible.

Janitors cannot reveal or even suggest who they are, you fucking retard. Browse this site for more than 3 months, nimrod, and learn its culture and rules.

>3k Calories from chocolate candies
Fuck me

0:05 should be a cut-off point. Cereal for breaky, bruger and fries for lunch and chinese for dinner. She should be sated with all that, occasionally throw in a pack of chips if you are feeling frisky and you are golden

Do they get paid?

>it's a butthurt jannie episode

Paid for fucking what? Browsing this site, posting memes, calling people fags and occasionally deleting posts that break the rules? Being janitor is basically being Anonymous+

What the absolute fuck.

I will never understand people like this. When I let myself go even a bit I feel like dogshit.

>Crisps
Wat?

fucking yanks i swear ta god

sun chips are such a scam. they're just as bad for you as regular chips and they taste like a scouring pad

Just nuke america and be done with it

They eat when they feel like dogshit

8 grams of salt a day is pretty much average.

Isn't 2grams the daily recommend amount?

No. 2 grams per day is the max limit of sodium intake.

that depends on the body mass

>After successfully getting the surgery and dropping 300 pounds, she confessed during her 2015 "Where Are They Now?" special that she and her husband got a divorce.
god is good!

>american 'safaris'

Penny

I thought his injury fucked up his hormonal levels.

>Lisa, I'm Dr. Now
>The diet plan I just filed with the nurse lists: salad, yogurt and fruit but only one lil' eggroll
>First one to lose 100lbs gets to stay in my hospital
>He didn't diet so good
>Tell me about James K, why does he consume 15,000 calories a day?
>Lotta loyalty for a former cheating wife...

>OR MEBBE SHE'S WONDERIN' WHY YA'LL WOULD MAKE A MAN DIET, 'FORE GIVIN' HIM A GASTRIC BYPASS?

>At least you can talk, who are you?

>ET DON'T MATTER WHO I EM, WUT MATTERS IS MUH FEWD
>NO ONE CARED WHO I WUZ 'TIL I PUT ON TH' WEIGHT

>James K?
>If I touch those leg boils, will you die?

>ET WUD BE EXTREMELY PAINFUL...

>You're a big guy...

>...OW, MUH LAYGS!

>Was getting fat part of your plan?

>OF COURSE

>Well congratulations, you got fat, now what's the next step of your master plan?

>EATIN' THIS CHINESE FEWD
>WITH NO LEFTOVERS!

Kino comment

AAAAAUUUUHHHH YEEEAAAAAAH Bowla gravy.

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The best reality tv I've ever seen. The camera man needs to get an award
I also relate way to much with steven

Threadly reminder that James K. literally cucked his neighbor.

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is that a fucking banana and ham sandwich

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A true American breakfast.

Janitors cant delete posts. How ironic you've called someone a newfag.

K I N O

>literally the start of a zombie movie
Never slow down and help people.

>that golden Littmann Stethoscope
Only arrogant and egocentric physicians use that shit

t. skeletons that probably whine about not being able to gain weight

Yep, I'd fuck her

anything good since muh legs and the gay pizza brothers?

>Is this for one day?
Is for one meal

BRAAAAP!

i dont think fat people realize that you burn calories just existing

But user, every fucking physician are egocentric and arrogant. Even the ones that don't know shit.

Littmann Classic 3 is pretty ebin desu. I use a cheap ALP K2

are americans even people

The Littmanns are great. I use a Classic II S.E. The problem is the golden color that makes the user looks like an attention whore

Dude, it comes in brass or steel. Brass isn't that fancy.

My Littmann is made out of parts of other doctors broken Littmans so it is probably as trailer trash as one can get, but it still looks fancy. Cardiology 4 head ftw. Lit, man.

Don't have sound enabled and I'm still losing my shit

What the fuck is going on here?

it amazes me how much food a fat person can consume, i'd be dead on the floor with ruptured insides halfway through this shit

مرحبا ريديت

Top kek

OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEE
BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIIIIIIIGHT

why was she chasing the vehicle? did he have candy bars attached to it?

What was this expression meant to convey?

At my worst I didn't even vary the food at all
I just got the most calories for the cheapest price, that's all my brain wanted

Ironically I didn't actually start enjoying what I was eating until I lost weight. I'd go to restaurants well out of my way to try new things.

>9277 calories
I am currently cutting at 2500 calories

What body part is that lump of organic mass under his right knee trying to convey?

>You're a big guy...
>...OW, MUH LAYGS!

Lol

The Cardiology heads feel very heavy and cumbersome, I borrowed one once and hated it clattering into my chest whenever I moved. I use a Master Classic II guessing tube in all black (stealthoscope).