Penguin

Now here me out, what if the Penguin was a high school girl from Japan?

You just reminded me of this.

What if the Joker is a Japanese highschool girl?

Reminds me that gyaru psycho chick from Boku no Hero.

What if the joker was an ordinary blonde guy in a periwinkle suit who just wanted a normal life

What if my Aunt had balls?

>people actually remember that filler arc

I am surprised that there are no doujin with this premise.

I don't. Which one you're talking about?

The arc where they fought against the big five, former executives of Kaiba corp, inside a virtual world. One of them used a penguin deck and appeared as the monster nightmare penguin

Hard not to when it reads like a fetish fic.

Would he still be short and fat with a long nose and fucked up flipper hands?

Sucks that after all these years, there are not enough good penguin cards for a penguin deck.

>not mentioning that said penguin-obsessed old man takes over the body of a teenage girl through hypnosis or soul swapping or whatever

I member that shit.

She'd be a short chubby rich bitch

Have it be this version, and you'd barely have to change the plot of the first season.

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Man, I really need to catch up on YGOA

Now I want to see the whole Batman cast as Japanese schoolgirls.

But she's never dueled before!

I've been rewatching the anime for the first time since early middle school and this filler just keeps fucking going. Noah was just FINALLY beaten after like six episodes and I'm just ready to move on to the Battle City finals already.