Paranatural update

>sure, they do bake sales still, but it's all black and white cookies and we're all really tired of the unified branding (but not the cookies)

Aaand we're back! Medicine cut my strep throat off in the cradle so I'm feeling right as rain. Thanks for the well wishes! See you next time!

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I checked the archive and nobody posted it yet today, is Sup Forums finally done with Zack's shit?

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I owe you a drink user.

I hate he it swaps to a different character and scene every two-three pages. It kills the flow and pacing.

I mean, right now there are like 5 different conversations/scenes happening at once that we're supposed to follow.
>Max in the bar
>Isaac following that teacher
>Ed getting into a fight
>Lesbian Muslim date
>Isabel and Mr. Spencer bonding
It's just awkward to cut back and forth between them at random.
And now he's bringing in this Student Council subplot which is a new plot thread that has nothing to do with the previous page.

I know I'm preaching to the choir here, but this pacing is objectively bad. Before you can even settle into a scene it transitions to something else.

Always bet on user.

Petting the doctopus is pretty cute, though.

>No one knows.
What did he mean by this?

Not even Lisa?

I know Sup Forums's soured on it, but Paranatural has never failed to make me kek, even to this day.

Oh don't get us wrong, it still makes us laugh to but we're getting sick of all the shit that is happening

You have low standards. Don't blame it on us.

>nothing to do with the previous page
It instead has to do with the page 40 pages ago, and the page 113 pages ago, and the page 127 pages ago, and 163 pages ago.

Reminder that Suzy's secret from this page

Probably relates to the equally mysterious faculty advisor of the journalism club.

Although Collin calls them 'unofficial' so dunno how they're a real school endorsed club.

WE all have lives outside of Sup Forums, user.

>all
Arguable.

It is a big difference from the days when seldom an hour passed between the 3am, 4am, 7am Paranatural updates going up and the thread being posted though.

i still mantain she has a dick

I thought this was Sup Forums's consensus?

Nah, its just her really name is embarrassing.

Damn the difference in styles is jarring when you see them side by side

More mysterious Patreon stream art.
twitter.com/paranaturalzack/status/805176175295340545

Thanksgiving trip faces.
twitter.com/paranaturalzack/status/803120543058624513

Zack, I know you'll probably never read this but

I'm sorry. I've done some sinful shit while looking at the girls you've drawn.

Actually, I'm not sorry at all.

>Suzy Spender

A New Enemy Appears! Zack Vanquishes Secret Spoilers?!
twitter.com/paranaturalzack/status/801634399825575936

As already discussed, it's a stupid idea because:

1- if Lisa wanted to say 'mister', the 'mis' should be cut
2- blackmailing someone with their gender is worst than rape and would never be acceptable by the fans. I doubt Lisa would go that low as well.
3- she is fucking 12 years old.

remember when it was about fighting ghosts?

Fighting ghosts is fucking boring. I want teenagers getting involved in completely unrealistic social drama and little girls making silly faces.

>"Not every advisor's as hands off as ours"
>having the exact same advisor as the activity club
user.

what the hell are you talking about

More younger Morrison wisdom.

I wonder who could be behind this post?

Pokemon Sun Moon consumes all.

This fucking school is getting more and more insane. Why does Suzy even care what the Ghost hunter club are up to? It's relatively tame compared to everything else going on.

Has anyone got that edit where Ollie's finger is a dick?

I actually looked for the thread a few times and assumed I'd missed it. Guess I don't have a life.

HOW CAN HE DRAW THESE WITH ALL HIS STREP THROAT?

He drew those on Saturday user.

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twitter.com/paranaturalzack/status/805133970782519304
>love this cursed earth
Zack walking the walk on this beliefs doesn't allow him to say 'fuck this gay earth' does it.

But it seems like he realllly wants to.

Collin is the best.

Why is Cody so cute, bros?

Cuter than Isaac?

Yeah, that's pretty adorable.

I disliked his new design, but I'm getting used to it now.

>Cody and Isaac haven't interacted once, so there's absolutely no basis between shipping them besides "they're both cute"
Lame.

>shipping
Only shipping I'm interested in is Cody's face x deez nutz.

Does he mean Anita specifically or is he implying hatred toward any internet woman is unjustifiable?

I care more about IMAX

I like big screens and I cannot lie.

Why do they fight ghosts?

His avatar makes me uncomfortable

i miss old Lisa

Not really

He definitely eats a certain kind of meat.

Damn she was awesome.

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So if you hate one of those alt-right women would that make you a misogynist?

He's implying that [meme woman] of the week is just a meme and nothing more.

>Anita
>Zoe
>Leslie
>Amy

Don't get me wrong, they're all shit content creators. But to pretend that their mass hatred from the alt-right is anything more than a particularly funny meme is straight up untrue.

She actually got paler.

I'm pretty sure most people don't like the alt right.

About 47%, anyway.

Because they attack women like Anita Zoe Leslie Amy

>actually liking leddit
Jesus.

Probably closer to 23%
The ones willing to do anything about it atleast.

Where are you getting that statistic?

No it's because of them distorting the pepe markets.

I was trying to meme the Clinton/not-Trump popular vote percentage, but it turns out that's 48% actually.

>Cody is distinctively paler than Max, Collin or Isaac
>eyes more animesque than Isaac
Is Cody...half-Asian?

Can't argue with that combo attack of theirs.

What if: Johnny being Jonhny, becomes chummy with Max so he can seduce Max with Ne'er-Do-Well membership + rewards? Oh, and also he can bait Isaac.

Sure but being paler wouldn't mean he's Asian.

Lisa was such a qt.

Egg >>>>>>> Pill

Say what you will but Suzy is cute as fuck

I don't think anyone will disagree with you. Unless they're a faggot.

I ship it. I hope Dimitri doesn't mind the dick.

Is the second panel a dick joke? I don't get it

The only joke there is how bad Violet is at jokes. She should take pointers from Max on banter. Then she should take the pointer from Max, while they banter.

>simplying I don't shit post on other boards too
It's not much, user, but it's a living

Zack is such a piece of shit

It's no easy feat to slip between Ollie's legs since he has really short legs.

>Unless they're a faggot
But wait.. didn't Max called her ugly?

He just poked fun at her appearance in general. Too much pink for him maybe.

Yeah. He's into girls who dress like Team Skull.

is johnny a member of team skull

God dammit I want to see the old version in the new one's outfit

Max is the sole reason I come back. No matter how shitty the art and pacing are, he's still fantastic when he's not lecturing his friends.

Still Violet memeing after all these years?

everyone got paler

That kilroy story is such bullshit.

Max's Harem is already crowded, he simply has to set a bar.

If she drinks for free why is she paying a star?
0/10 wouldn't read again.

I actually only came to comment on that. I noticed it on my second read of the page and it's cute af. but WOW that must look weird to everyone else