i might have seen episode 8. will answer all questions as well as i can.
inb4 proof, i can't provide any except for the fact that soon you'll find out i'm not making this up.
most popular questions: who is snoke - not really sure how to put it. he eats anakin's force ghost and then regenerates and look younger does leia die - she's non conscious and stranded on a dead starship, so probably yes is luke evil - no, he's just scared and paranoid that snoke will get him does kylo turn good? - actually sort of
also wookies can't fly
James Davis
thx
Ian Nelson
Does Luke have any good action scenes?
Easton Moore
Where does the name Snoke come from? Always thought it was an onomatopoeia based on the noise Vader's helmet makes if you listen carefully.
Is Rey hinted to at least go dark side, who gave her the staff she carries, Maul?
Colton Parker
>Last spoiler Is this a reference, or do you mean that this is demonstrated in the film?
Joshua King
Elaborate on kylo turning good please Who is DJ? Han solo like character or villain?
Eli Lee
Snoke = Snake
Camden Robinson
My best bet is that OP has seen an early cut of the next trailer and it includes the line "wookiees can't fly" so is using that to support the other made up stuff.
Nathan Perry
this
Isaiah Taylor
I'm still hearing snoke when I listen to noises Vader's helmet makes
William Campbell
hmm... depends on what you mean. he does stuff, but while standing in place. he only ignites his lightsaber to throw it to rey whose lighsaber gets damaged during fight with kylo. it's very dramatic and well directed but luke doesn't do much, VFX does it for him
the fact that he eats force ghosts and is presumably super old is the only new thing we learn about him in this movie rey won't turn evil, i don't think so
he's pretty much anakin went right, he wants to use his powers to change the world for the better
short answer: chewbacca dies by falling. longer answer: in the last act team is transmitting coordinates of snoke's command center to resistance, but the tower or whatever the kind of structure is destroyed by phasma and collapses. worth noting is that snoke's starship has gravity and atmosphere where rich people live
Joseph Morris
what does he do?
I heard he fucks up the Knights of Ren easily, is that true?
Bentley Garcia
How the fuck does he eat force ghosts though and does that mean Jedi/Sith shit won't work on him and he's from outside the galaxy or something?
Blake Gray
Sounds dumb enough to be true.
Cameron Garcia
if assumed that kylo's/snoke's guards are knights of ren then yes, but it's not said outright who they are in the movie
anakin appears to reason with kylo and snoke just sort of swallows him, literally opens his mouth wide and anakin's ghost gets sucked in. there isn't anything else said or shown about snoke in this movie, don't know where is he from
Jacob Cooper
1-what are those shocking twists they talking about? 2- any romance? who is with who?
Jordan Phillips
What does he do to them
Justin Price
does luke die?
Do we see his Green Lightsaber
Kayden Robinson
Does rey turn evil? Who wins in the fight rey vs kylo?
Henry Price
>worth noting is that snoke's starship has gravity and atmosphere where rich people live This was one of the first things that came out about gold member so I believe it
Benjamin Gonzalez
Is Hayden in the movie? Any prequel references?
Jace Richardson
Is Ewan in it?
Easton Hill
Snoke, formerly anakin
Parker Cruz
Porgs. Explain. Is Yoda abd Ben in it? Where does Anakin's ghost appear?
Matthew Smith
Is Reylo happening?
Jack Cooper
>Snoke >Sucks ghosts like they're smoke
Bravo J.J.
Nathan Green
Tell us about Benicio del toro's character Dj
Hunter Wood
All fake. I already read the final script and it's nothing like you suggested.
Elijah Carter
Is it just ESB? From what we've seen it seems like a rehash but not quite a copy like tfa
Tyler Collins
squishes them in their armor using force and then they die
luke doesn't die, lightsaber yes, but only used by rey
near the ending, situation is dire, luke and nuns use a ritual of sorts, rey is a 'channel' for anakin's ghost to reach kylo. anakin's ghost appears to kylo and tries to convince him to kill snoke, but snoke devours anakin's ghost
rey doesn't turn evil, rey whoops kylo's ass but doesn't kill him
i think they might be but just as whispering voices in the background
he's pretty much lando, promises a lot but can be bought
not really, more like the phantom menace but good, in a way that it goes for a more mystic tone
Charles Reyes
>Luke's ROTJ saber will now be called Rey's lightsaber
shoot me
Benjamin Wright
Is it any good?
Dominic Stewart
Is Reylo happening? Any new ships or original things?
Jordan Nelson
Is Snoke eating Anakin's force ghost a theory that's been brought up by fans before? It makes a lot of sense. Fans need answers why Anakins force ghost doesn't just show up to save Kylo Ren from the dark side, its a plot element that would fix the need of fans to always have answers.
Aaron Baker
Is this user even consistent with that guy from early Canadian's dubbing? I forgot completely.
Zachary Martinez
>Mary Sue and Emo kid will have another duel and Emo kid loose again
No one can be so stupid to write and direct something like that.
Josiah Foster
hard to tell, whole movie was almost cheesy for constantly doing unexpected stuff with heroes. luke being a weak-ass bitch who's afraid of snoke might be one, the fact that force ghosts can be killed might be one. also kylo is kind of a good person, just blinded by his calling to always 'make things right', that might also be one.
yes, but plot was all over the place
maayybe, but not in this movie
force ghosts are only seen by jedi, anakin wants to talk to kylo but just can't. as a last resort, luke uses a dangerous ritual in which rey is a conductor that connects to kylo. they have some sort of connection also, it isn't explicitly explained but i think it's because kylo tried to get into rey's head in TFA. after the ritual rey becomes very sympathetic of kylo.
Cameron Rodriguez
The Force Awakens exists, so no matter how much I want to tell you you're right, we both know this isn't true.
Angel Rogers
this is a different kind of fight in this way that they're mostly trying to convince themselves whose side of the force is more powerful, if it makes sense. they're not trying to kill each other
Isaiah Gonzalez
who's the actor doing anakin?
Ian Sullivan
I think they had somebody named chuck but they dropped him for someone else
Evan Lee
it's hayden
Samuel Hill
What about the tree?
John Morales
Any prequel references other than Ani? Also, what are the Porgs doing? And are th fights crazy like the prequel ones? Cool?
Justin Turner
>loose >calls other people stupid
Daniel Rogers
it's just a tree
to elaborate on kylo, there's a lot of flashbacks from kylo's perspective in this film, which are later revealed to be visions that rey had because she's connected to him
Jace Ortiz
Do we learn anything about Rey's family ?
Christian Cooper
Is Luke's white privilege addressed?
Tyler Nguyen
How much is it like Episode V?
Jaxson Allen
Is Luke Rey's father? Anything on Han's dead?
Colton Wilson
>there are still some kikes defending this shitty frachise without feeling the urge to an hero
Owen Evans
There is a book with the tree in it in the trailer
Justin Young
i didn't catch any references, would snoke saying that he's older than empire be considered one? fights are done the same style as in TFA
one more thing about snoke! on his starship there's a biosphere of sorts, a very rich city, but next to it there's a forest and snoke lives there in a cot of sorts (or maybe that's a disguise). when he's talking to rey, after she's been captured, he acts very differently and calmly trying to convince her to his cause. rey doesn't realize she's talking to snoke until he imprisons her
han appears in one of the flashbacks but doesn't talk
no. luke doesn't even like rey, he does NOT train her, just observes her as she's doing her own shit
Ryder Cox
those are just books which luke read trying to find a way to get rid of snoke. i don't remember quotes, but there's something similar to where's light there's always a shadow, so he believes that dark side exists because light side exists. it's very minor
Brody Flores
>doesn't even like Rey kek
Juan Lewis
Any cool new ships?
Jace Martinez
>she doesn't even need help training
how much of a mary sue can this bitch be
William Cook
the speeders on crait are pretty cool, when they turn they sort of lean on their rode. the rest are just variation of the old starships
Carson Johnson
She will teach Luke some things instead.
Ian Baker
How does it end?
Parker Powell
she's not doing a very good job though, luke even says something like that just because she has a will to do things doesn't mean she can do things. i understand your concerns but it isn't really that offensive in the movie
Brayden Murphy
So hol up, Snoke is some force vampire now? lmao
that sounds so dumb I think this is legit
Jayden Baker
How does Rey get captured? Does luke just stay on his island?
Also does Poe do some cool stuff in the movie?
Julian Perry
Opening and ending please.
Luke Thomas
on a bad note, leia stranded, resistance non-existant, luke fails, rey captured and somewhat on kylo's side.
Tyler Walker
Rank this movie with the others pls
Kayden Rogers
What are the planets and locations in the film? I know of Luke's Island, Resistance base planet, Snoke's ship and Crait.
Luke fails at what?
Ryder Torres
was this real? the downloads were DMCA'd by disney which is why I ask
Colton Ward
>luke being a weak-ass bitch who's afraid of snoke might be one >let's have an over powered mary sue instead So this is how the jews subvert your classical stories, kids.
John Gonzalez
>who is snoke - Oh god, that's KOTOR2 levels of retardness. I really hope that's not true.
Nolan Ross
we don't know, she just loses consciousness and wakes up in a shed with snoke. at this point we're also supposed to assume that luke is maybe dead? only later it's revealed that luke had some talk with kylo and let him go with rey, but we aren't shown what happened exactly
i wouldn't call it as good as old trilogy, but better than tfa
only crait, canto bight and snoke's star destroyer are new
luke fails at changing kylo's mind, at least that's what i take out of it, we're not shown what they settle upon
Nicholas Moore
Those names alone should tell you it's not real.
Benjamin Barnes
So it's allegory where Luke represents white people and how they are afraid of being replaced by Snoke?
It's not even subtle, I dodged TFA and I won't watch this garbage either.
Brandon Sanders
it's fake, we don't know anything new about rey. i feel like lots of people would've wanted to put in this movie much more than the format can handle.
Carter Rodriguez
>He actually thinks scripts are written like this
Ayden Rogers
>movie is a mess >Luke is a pussy >Snoke eats Anakin
If this is true shitstorm will be amazing.
Gabriel Young
Is your name Kathleen Kennedy?
Mason Campbell
How long is it?
Luke Perez
Will Star Wars finally die? :)
Adam Fisher
>critics and normies will love it because "Muh Star Wars
Austin Jackson
Is the force sloth real?
Anthony Turner
I don't trust any larper who doesn't incorporate Anakin Sloth
Evan Cruz
no
around three hours, don't know exactly
starts with luke refusing to have anything to do with rey, ends with poe and amilyn flying away in an escape pod from leia's destroyed starship
no? what do you exactly mean
Samuel Morris
Does Han's death get mentioned to Luke at all?
Dylan Long
Pack it up boys, this is fake. A big part of Rey's story/mystery is revealed in the film.
Henry Sullivan
You got anything to back that up?
Carson Brooks
A "leaker" a few months ago claimed that Rey fights a creature that sort of looks like a sloth on Luke's island. The creature turns out to be Anakin or something like that
Chase Evans
>who is amilyn?
William Rogers
Amilyn Holdo is Laura Dern's character.
Ayden Thompson
luke just knows and confronts kylo about it
if there is, then i definitely didn't catch it. nothing about her past, only that she can be used as a conduit of the light side of the force for some reason
nothing like that in the movie
leia's friend who i unironically got a vibe she had a romantic relationship with
Julian James
what about fin and asian girl?
Jace James
What does Rose do in the film?
Any new alien characters?
Chase Martin
>leia's friend who i unironically got a vibe she had a romantic relationship with Could very well be true, it would be like the "homo" undertone in the Beauty and the beast.
Grayson Young
so it is like Hilary and Huma?
Christopher Watson
answering your own question there buddy
Bentley Ward
they're just friends if that's what you're asking about
Kayden Bell
How do we know you're not making this up
Cameron Allen
Do the trollocs look real?
Adrian Moore
Any cool space fights?
What's up with this? is it prominently featured?
Gavin Lee
>snoke eats anakins force ghost
I don't like the prequels either but this is just fucking lowbrow. Never mind the fact that this makes no sense in the Star Wars universe.