/sg/ Syria General - Ceasefire snoozefest edition

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>Latakia Sept 9
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>S. Aleppo Sept 8
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>N. Aleppo 4 September
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>N. Hama August 31
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>East Ghouta 2 September
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Developments Sept 9
>Defected ISIS emir and war criminal lives safe in Turkey
>[Breaking] ISIS destroys Turkish tank in northern Aleppo
>In video: Syrian Army opens Ramousah supply road for civilian use
>Syrian Army on the verge of reaching the Idlib border with Latakia
>Syrian Armed Forces capture several villages near the Turkish border
>Syrian Army advances inside the East Ghouta
>ISIS launches new offensive in southwest Deir Ezzor
>Rockets from Syria hit Turkish border-city
>More jihadist commanders reported dead in Aleppo
>Putin and Erdogan discuss Aleppo situation
>Iraqi Army to start Shirqat offensive after Eid
>Houthi missile strike blows up Saudi camp
>Houthi forces seize large quantity of Saudi weapons

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EXPLOSION!

nth for kurdish lolis

I've never been to a /sg/ thread

The amount of information seems overwhelming. Is there any hope of catching up?

The Overlord Erdogan greets everyone on earth

twitter.com/ihanetebedel/status/774572515830198272
157 killed wow

Assad troops fleeing their military checkpoint in Quneitra near Golan Heights after Fatah al-Sham attack. Great drone footage.
youtu.be/kE6w_cDE_wo

Ehhh, not sure if anyone got a tl;dr of the last 5 years. You can however watch some timelapse youtube videos showing gains/losses of ground by different factions in Syria to get an idea what has been going on.

There are way too many factions and infighting going on that it can be very overwhelming for new people. Just read up on articles about specific factions and also have this on a tab at all times to get updates of the current situation syria.liveuamap.com/

We shitpost a lot here, but there are also very civil conversations going on so if you wanna ask some shit, go and ask. People WILL have very different opinions though so don't take everything of 1 guy.

well, since we /ceasefire/ now, you'll have plenty of time to figure out everyone wants to kill everyone.

Thanks to my meme magick the Turks and the Shia are signing a treaty of alliance in Qamishlo

archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/image/_HnLRAedgIaZ06w9kuIY_w

The Turks and Shia will always be allies you little shit

Are there any decent videos that summarise the war from the beginning to now?

Yeah just lurk but be warned it's frustrating and addictive
2nd report for you pedo

They don't run as fast as the hohols in Debaltsevo though.

I am honored to be greeted by such an alpha leader.

Le spectate mode in Call of Duty 2 xDD

Who do we want to win?

>liking little girls
>pedo
pick one mohammad

>Qatar
You pro-Assad or anti-Assad?

what said.

everyone's got different opinions, and since we're oversaturated with turks, hohols and cucks, you'll get shit like Tbh it's Assad vs everybody and he's kicking ass and taking names.

I don't speak roach. Who got killed by whom?

turks are killing kurdish civilians

Kek
Bold and Baldr

Oh, good. I hate Kurds.

OTTOMAN EMPIRE, WHEN?

I want Assad to win, since it is his country, "evil dictator" or not.

you'll get your pro-rebel fuckwits here who support shit like pic related, you'll get pro kurds, but they're slowly dying out since the Turks are fucking them, and you'll get your pro Turks, the loudest minority ITT.

never

Calling Kurds as civilians is an insult to civilians

whoops, wrong pic

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He was armed, he was fighting and already brainwashed.

The Syrian government

/sg/ is pretty addicitive, my son. I lost myself here quite a long time ago.

Also take this infograph about the biggest cities in Syria as a startingpoint (someone also please put it into fresh breads)
>sli.mg/9hYImm

SAA = Syrian Arab Army (Assad), our friends
FSA = Free Syrian Army (alias moderate beheaders) our enemies.

Something else that comes up quite often is the Yemeni conflict. Houthis (our friends) are pretty much manhandling little Saudi boys on the border and beyond, to the point that it seems like a bad Mary Sue plot.

salam ya reis

Read I am shitposting a lot about Assad but I do agree that the government should win, with Assad replaced though, but this is my opinion here.

t. "secualar" roach

How many people you have already raped while being on a vacation in Germany?

CIA thinks differently

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JO MY FELLOW DUTCH KID

THEY ARE ONLY MAKING TURKISH JOKE HAHA SEE ITS FUNNY, KILL CIVILIANS ETC HAHA

BUT NO SRRSLY THEY ARE 100% TERRORISTS DO PLZ DONT SPREAD LIE TURKEY KILL CIVILIANS!!!!! TY!

>Destruction of turkish tank in aleppo

liveleak.com/view?i=624_1473505674

>Syrian army took control of Ramouseh neighborhood....ANNA-News footage /WARNING GRAPHIC!/

liveleak.com/view?i=34a_1473502292

The SAA Sup Forums division wants you

Muslim here, with a message for you Islamophobic people.

The West created this mess.

It was you who divided up the land.

It was you who put in the puppet governments.

It was you who built the oil wells on Muslim holy lands.

It was you who allowed the Jews to exterminate and enslave the Palestinians.

It was you who played geopolitical games with Iraq and Iran during their war.

It was you who gave Saddam chemical weapons.

It was you who caused the Ayatollah to come into power in Iran.

It was you who created the Mujaheddin, Osama Bin Laden, and Al Qaeda.

It was you who killed 1 million children with your economic sanctions on Iraq.

It was you who, with your gluttonous oil consumption, gave power to Saudi Arabia and turned a blind eye to their funding of Wahhabi extremism.

It was you who abused the Arab world so much that they felt they had to attack your soil on 9/11.

It was you who started an endless massacre across all of Afghanistan in retaliation against a small group that lived there.

It was you who invaded Iraq unprovoked, destroyed it's infrastructure, massacred it's people, and left it in shambles in your wake.

It was you who covertly ignited civil wars in Libya and Syria because it suited your geopolitical interests, only to let the bloodbaths stagnate when your goals failed.

It was you who not only caused ISIS to exist, but allowed them to grow like a cancer unchecked.

It was you who destroyed the lives of millions of Arabs and forced them to leave their homeland.

You are the cause of all of this. Still you go ahead and blame us for all these tragic incidents. I'm not easily triggered but shit like this makes me really mad.

CIA thinks different

shitty pasta, kys

Spread the word brother

Insallah these whitu piggus will pay reparations, giving out free blondes to us.

Wait, that is already happening L M A O

>Children's corpses among the carnage of the pre-Eid holiday market in Idlib after it was hit by airstrikes today

Damn, really makes you think...

twitter.com/FSAPlatform/status/774586243514523649

Assad.

None. The rebels practically don't exist anymore and there's just Al-Qaeda and Assad is an Iranian puppet who bombed the country to the stone age.

fuck r u doing in canada?

>2.5 shekels have been deposited into your account.

Am I a sick fuck for feeling good about seeing those dead scum?

wtf I hate assad now

A jet arrived in Qamishli, from Ankara.

Also, a jet from Damascus is on its way to Qamishli.

This is happening hours after it is announced that Ă–calan's brother will be allowed to visit him this Eid, by the way.

Dude, that is another propoganda video

Like people always say here, Assad does not do these things. Those are just propoganda by paid actors that the MSM in the west uses to fool them.

Assad would NEVER do this!!!

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You know what really makes me think? Why you can't never see women, even in burkhas, in rebel held areas? You can see more women even in Raqqa etc.

Yeah
Enough with that "White Man's Burden" shit
Give us the blonde white girls, or else ALLAHU ACBAAARR

>islamophobic
no
the people who hate you, hate you because they are poor, and will have to deal with you in their country

the people who did those things are not islamophobes, they fear nothing because they are wealthy to a point that the world's laws no longer applies to them.

>mud-hut muslims hating entire countries for the action of a select few
pottery

>tfw my name is actually Muhammed

Poor form mate. Justifying eye for an eye? Ok fine, we are happy with continuing tit for tat.

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damn i bet that guy is having the time of his life

>2 lolis in a bathtub
>nice view
>only you and them

:)

they're in the kitchen

nice

FSA

But of course.

We want this badass dude to win over the terrorists who behead children and eat the insides of the fallen soldiers.

Oh sweet, Al Qaida captured a checkpoint with israeli help.
ASSad is finished! War is over!

Also

Lads, any info if the truce is nation wide or just in Aleppo?
Because if is just in Aleppo, that would mean bad news for jihadists in other fronts.
SAA can redirect those forces in Aleppo to the South and try to push to Idlib (Foua-Kefraya pockets), they can push in the north and capture Al Bab from ISIS, they can send reinforcements to Hama and push back the beheaders, go for the jihadists in Al Ghab plains...

Just imagine the possibilites...

And the best thing of it is that the "moderates" can't do shit (help Al Nusra, send reinforcements...) because that will end their american help and Russia will hammer them.

This truce is actually pretty good for the SAA if they can manage it well.

One is a boy, not a girl.
But we know that you would not care about that little detail :^)

Don't listen to this guy hes a Hezbollah cocaine trafficker.

masallahh :DD

nice trips btw

>Israel strikes government targets in Syria in response to earlier projectile fire landing in Golan Heights

wtf i love israel now

What I said is how most Syrians feel even Syrians who support Assad now will gladly welcome change when the war is over. Syrians are scared, bored and exhausted and they just want this piece of shit proxy war to end.

well duh you're a neo ottoman mamaluk, who else would you support

Hi pet dog, how's jihad in Canada this fine morning?

How many rafidahs have you killed today?
Oh wait, NONE.

This

The rebels have two choices

Let down their nostra friends and a war between FSA factions will be inevitable.

Or don't let them down and that will end their american help

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Assad has a nice wife

>hurr durr Muslims dindu nuffin

I support based NATO.

One for all and all for one.

Go get 'em Turk.

what the FUCK is going on

Can anyone give a link to map showing the situation in Yemen?

Wew, what were the chances?! Like 80%?

THE LION OF DAMASCUS

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pic related

Nato a shit

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In high school there used to be 5 guys named Muhammed in our class out of 15 total.

FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH OBAMA
NOW ASSAD IS MY BEST FRIEND

There were rumors about that
It might be true, but both sides won't confirm anyway

Do you guys use nicknames or something?

Greater Syria when ?

We called each other by our family names

When all Moroccans here move back to Morocco.

>yfw your family name is also muhammad

Fair enough.

Nothing we can do about it

What if you got a brother in same class?

Fresh.

kek