Trump will dominate the debate stage so forcefully that Hillary will begin to feel (and involuntarily react to) the stress building up in her mind.
>Under the pressure of the debate, Hillary begins slurring her words.
Then she gets obvious hand tremors.
>Then Hillary gets facial tics.
Then she starts shaking so hard that she is vibrating at the podium.
>Before flopping onto the stage floor, Hillary hears Huma screaming into her earpiece to say something. "Anything, Hillary. Say anything, my love." But nothing verbal comes.
Other things begin to rumble in Hillary's bowels, though. The body is reacting to the sudden intense stress by preparing to void all solid and liquid waste.
> Hillary's bowels and her bladder release simultaneously as on-scene paramedics try to prevent her from swallowing her own bumpy tongue.
Based Trump stands there suppressing a grin and shaking his head.
RAMZPAUL did a couple of great videos on the seahag's health:
Hillary is mentally irregular and will make much poo poo in debates.
Henry Hernandez
>debate day >shillary bio readings show seizure incoming, live on stage >initiate emergency plan >immidiately after someone from audience throws shoe at her >gets hit, shillary on the floor, foam comes out her mouth >LOOK WHAT VIOLENT TRUMP SUPPORTERS DID TO HILLARY headlines come up next day >trump declared literal hitler >clinton wins at landslide
Logan Hill
Shoe guy arrested
Facebook shows him to be a rabid Hillary supporter
Trump declared President the minute the last poll closes.
Life is good again.
Dominic Torres
It has been foretold
Brayden King
She's gonna pull the ultimate woman card and start crying. >He's so mean!
Luis Kelly
>It's memetic magic >It's memetic magic >Memetic magic One meme, one Sup Forums, one frog One troll, one smug pepe caused syncope >It's memetic magic One sign of Kek that shows the way No normalfag can win this day >It's memetic magic The Hill that coughs up all this slime Is all due to these dubs of mine >It's memetic magic
Elijah Stewart
what a massive gambit.
she might. she really might. not at this debate, maybe, but before it's all over.
and it won't be "he's so mean," it'll be "I'm so, so sad for my sisters and in this country who won't be given their birthright to fuck Ahmed and have his children while being state-supported." or some variant.
Ethan Walker
>typical American family
JUST.
Adrian Mitchell
You get a (You) for the lyrics
Lincoln Green
I don't think it will be over, but the media is definitely going to run interference for her and any questions that aren't complete marshmellows or anything even slightly confrontational that trump says will be taken as totally sexist.
Hell, they're already doing this after the military forum event a couple of days ago. The media is kvetching about Matt Lauer not being soft enough on her and calling him and trump sexist
Ryder Myers
LOL.
Live on Air she starts playing with the poo that seeps out of her diapers onto the stage.
Asks the paramedic if she wants to play pattycake poo poo.
On live TV.
mfw
Daniel Rodriguez
I think that would be a really bad move because subconsciously people all over America would feel that is a sign of weakness.
You could reverse the narrative that they like to push right back onto them: >If she can't handle Trump, how is she going to handle Putin!
Chase Lee
That is kind of the case now.
She is decrepit.
But the media is hiding it. They cant hide it on the debate stage.
I think Trump will win.
Jeremiah Brooks
She will probably go without eating for a couple of days before the debate to avoid shitting herself.
Jacob Nguyen
I thought about that. It makes sense, but there is a tradeoff.
She will be weak and (even more) stupid when she stands there toe to toe with Trump.
He will MAGA all over her.
Gavin Martin
>The media is kvetching about Matt Lauer not being soft enough on her and calling him and trump sexist
They are trying to send a message to Martha Radditz and Chris Wallace.
"Go easy on Hillary; she is special ed."
Dominic Ross
She couldn't even debate Bernie without disappearing off stage for a quick coughing fit and diaper change. How is she gonna outlast Trump?
Wyatt Rivera
Christ almighty that picture is awful
Adam Campbell
I bet that they try to find a way to give her a chair. That will save some of her battery.
But, yeah, imagine how much fun Trump will have out there on stage when Hillary is stuck in the bathroom with Huma and diazepam guy for a half hour.
Oliver Hughes
Kind of sums things up, though.
Justin Hill
The best part is that the presidential debates aren't people standing at podiums like in the primaries. They're standing on an open floor, walking around with mics, and looking each other in the eyes.
Now, just imagine the imagery of this. Little feeble old Hillary vs 6'3 strong-as-an-ox Donald. Without either of them even saying a word, she's off to a seriously bad start here. She's going to look fucking terrible. And then she'll collapse under the pressure. shit, she could barely stand her ground against Bernie "stop talking about her damn emails, guys!" Sanders
Matthew Gonzalez
>I bet that they try to find a way to give her a chair. That will save some of her battery.
But then she'd be sitting down while Trump is still standing. That would look even worse for her, and everyone is primed to scrutinize her for signs of being in bad health. She's in a lose-lose situation. If she tries to seem normal, the facade will only last so long and she'll collapse, figuratively and literally. If she sits down, she won't overtly look as sickly, but the fact that she's sitting down will raise even more red flags. Plus it'd look ridiculous for her to sit down while debating trump standing up. She'd look so fucking weak.
Ryder Clark
>She'd look so fucking weak.
You are correct.
So the media will make it a "tabletop" debate or something, you watch.
In other words they will try to set the stage for Trump to be sitting to, probably.
Would be interesting.
Alexander Wood
I can guarantee that Trump won't do that. At best, the most they'd be able to do is get him to say "fine, if you want to sit down, go ahead. I'm standing"
Sitting debate at a table? Kek, don't be ridiculous. People would think it's a fucking job interview
She will not shit herself but she might spill her colostomy bag
Charles Cook
>At best, the most they'd be able to do is get him to say "fine, if you want to sit down, go ahead. I'm standing"
I fear that they will try to make him look like a bully then.
The media is against him - we all know that.
All of the libtards and criminal socialist Hillary will be seated, while he stomps around stage.
Well.. you know, that could work, so long as he kept his humor about him.
And let everyone know why he was doing it.
And ignored the whining and pleading of the entitled libtard media.
Because his audience isn't in the debate room; it is the American people.
Hmmmm.....
Aiden Cruz
They could pump her full of stims, but idk what that does with the brain damage.
Bentley Robinson
Well, we know Rubio was poppin' addies during the GOP debates. But IMO, this is a fucking terrible idea, you're very likely to short circuit hopped up on stimulants. Plus you end up looking like an anxious nervous sweaty wreck.
I also don't think Hillary's body could handle stimulants. That shit is very taxing on your cardiovascular system. Perfect way to have a stroke or MI. And we know Hillary is already predisposed to that.
Connor Smith
why would this be the case though, in the primaries she showed herself to be a perfectly proficient debater, and realistically she was far more threatened by bernie sanders' candidacy than she ever was by donald trump. If anything she suffers from an overabundance of confidence that might lead her to slip up in some way (like insulting trump's supporters as a basket of deplorables.)
Leo Collins
SHART IN DEBATE
Xavier Watson
Rubio is a good example of how stimulants can backfire like how he just kept talking without even realizing he had repeated himself 5 times.
Mason Ortiz
OK, so that would be a no go. Good, one less trick she could pull.
Michael Nelson
Rubio did that in several debates.
Christie ate his lunch about that, effectively ending - in about 30 seconds of talk - Rubio's candidacy.
Jackson Taylor
Exactly. I've never sperged out quite like that, but I've drank too much coffee before giving a presentation and ended up tripping up and talking too fast and looking odd.
William Turner
She already takes modafinil. Stuff can give you a nasty dry cough, btw
Joshua Brown
Diarrhea face is going to die soon. She already stabbed herself in the back. What a stupid whore. TRUMP 16
Jayden Price
You can bet there will be some trick up their sleeve though.
Will Doc Choc be ready mid-debate with some relatively mild stimulants or something?
She can collapse in her hotel room (or even in the limo) after the debate so long as she gets through the hour going against MAGA.
She is running a risky game.
And Donald will treat her like a real opponent.
He will not go easy on her the way Maple Syrup Socialist did in the primaries.
There are many drugs that can cause persistent dry cough, but the most common and popular class would be ACE inhibitors, like lisinopril. They're just blood pressure meds that really aren't indicative of anything serious though. Actually, she definitely SHOULD be an ACEi due to the history of stroke, as secondary prophylaxis.
But what's strange is that she'd still be on an ACEi even after all these severe coughing fits on live TV. Especially since she could switch to an ARB like losartan, which is essentially the same thing as an ACEi except without the dry cough.
And it wouldn't explain her hacking up green globs of purulent sputum.
Joshua Johnson
>he's a hillary supporter >MSM says he's a Trumper anyway >everyone believes it
Elijah Campbell
Can any of our Indian friends chime in? Will she POO IN LOO or will she POO-MAN-CHU?
Josiah Diaz
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Angel Powell
>>Before flopping onto the stage floor, Hillary hears Huma screaming into her earpiece to say something. "Anything, Hillary. Say anything, my love." But nothing verbal comes.
Huma must be dedicated as hell to Hillary. Or something.
David Young
>Give me your Hamrod Rodham
Camden Phillips
Nice dubs
Also, mixing ham and rod when referring to a Muslima.
Excellent.
Dominic Lee
>anything hillary, say anything my love
Ryan Lewis
Most of Trump's voters are over 65 years old.
Colton Reyes
I have this odd memory I can't quite remember, of something similar to this, maybe a simpsons version, but there was a sniper all the way up in the support beams, on the left side if you're on the stage. Laser pointer and everything, and you could see the dot just before he was shot, and he didn't react because he refused to have an ear piece so nobody could tell him about it.
For some reason in my memory it was Pence though, and not "generic president".
