Yuropoors will NEVER know how good AMERICAN bbq taste like

>yuropoors will NEVER know how good AMERICAN bbq taste like

>amerifats will never experience fucking a girl in the ass without getting shit on their dicks

>americans seriously think they invented the art of smoking meat

Florian pls

That looks like the fucking nig nog flyburger.

Degenerate pornography

why would you want to put your penis somewhere that poop passes by once a day?

Invented? Perhaps not? Perfected? You bet your ass.

smoked meat is god tier

BBQ is shit. Wasting such good meat with such awful sweet sauce. Fucking disgusting.

Every time I see that webm I feel like puking

>Girl

>Hey guys I cooked meat look at my culture we're the first people who've done this

Texas BBQ not bad....but

I've seen a lot of places
I've been around the world
I've seen pretty faces
Been with some beautiful girls
After all I've witnessed
One thing still amazes me
Just like a miracle, you have to see to believe

[Chorus:]
(Cause) God blessed Texas
With His own hand
Brought down angels from the promised land
Gave 'em a place where they could dance
If you wanna see heaven, brother, here's you chance
I've been sent to spread the message
God blessed Texas.

First, He let the sun shine
Then He made the waters deep
Then He gave us moonlight
For all the world to see
Well everybody knows that the Lord works in mysterious ways
He took a rest, then on the very next day

[Chorus (x2)]

Well I've been sent to spread the message
God blessed Texas
Well I've been sent to spread the message
God blessed Texas.

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This

How can anybody else even compete?

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its shit compared to european micro-BBQs

>implying we dont have hickorys
>implying

BASED JA/CK/
FOOD KINO

Smoked meat is also exclusive to murica, obviously.

>texas
>spic hands
Checks out :^)

I hope cancer research advances quickly.

stop

MMMMMM

Hell I like you, you can come over to my house, and fuck my sister!
KCBS!!!!!!!!

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Judge, and compete.

Is he /our guy/

I fucking love Gates BBQ. Pretty sure it's the only positive interaction I ever have with blacks.

Only idiots eat bbq with super sweet sauce, all you need is a vinegar based one, literally GOAT.

that's some shitty bbq. uruguayan and south brazilian bbq is master race

Was Gordon wrong?

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Food kino tbqh

>how is this american when it was invented by blacks, and the whites stole it from them.

ayy

BBQ is serious business in KC, but...

Jesus chirst

Would you Sup Forums?
I would
I love american food

I didn't realize food critics could be based.

Any more?

One of the two reasons I would have chosen to be american. The other is icehockey.

Other than that, you can stick it up your arse.

He just insults everyone.

hes a big guy

There's a wide variety of barbecue sauce and some really good barbecue doesn't even need sauce at all.

But Gordon was wrong this pizza look super teasty

This is the worst grammar I've seen on this site in a while congratulations!

>American Education

>burned outside
>raw inside

absolutely disgusting. You should learn it from hadjis.

I see you posting this shit on Sup Forums you fucking faggot.

>invented by blacks
>whites stole it from them
>likely

sup rebbit

What about guns?

delete this

There's a Brazilian restaurant in my city that is god-tier. They keep bringing you different cooked meats until you tap out.

I've been to Texas just because I heard these guys know how to BBQ. They weren't amateurs but they weren't great.
Semi-casual BBQ'ers. Not dissing. Loved that state. Would migrate there if it wasn't in America.

Finns BBQ better.

It's not burnt, that's called seasoning you stupid fucking roach.

How fat are you though. I went to KC and everyone is fucking fat

>that's the thin crust
absolutely lost it

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>Finns BBQ better

Surprised Ahmed and Mohammad are cool with their pet cuck eating pork...

the perfect food for a shart in mart

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If you want a gun you can get one, idiot.

That picture is from North Carolina, look at the address on the cup

It's not raw at all. No surprise that you know nothing about pork, Habib. It's supposed to turn that pinkish color when it's slowly cooked to perfection.

Stop posting food on Sup Forums, you fat fucking burger.

Says Hans, who spends all day smoking Muslim meat.

But food is Sup Forums approved

The Finnish flag is white and blue. To honor the sky and the clouds for the great khanate.
You must be mixing the flag with that of swedenistan.
>A fucking leaf

>not glorious Lexington barbecue

>americans are proud of drenching their meat in sauces to hide the shit taste like literal niggers
>literally comparable to kids eating overcooked steak with ketchup
>they think we can't just leave a piece of meat in a smoker for two days

Yeah every Brazilian steakhouse is like that. Fucking awesome.

Muricans will never know the taste of real food.

why is it that every time i see pork in that form i think of human meat

> German into anal and assplay

Color me shocked

>once a day
Obviously not American

Literally what?

I don't know what you are talking about, we fight against Islam here
look into our western neighbour

That onion ring is out of place.

All I can think about looking at this is how much gas and indigestion I would have eating it.

That's haram though.

eat shit, bong. I can go to walmart, buy BBQ, shart, and buy a gun all in one trip.

>anal

>sweet sauce
If your BBQ sauce is sweet you are doing it wrong.

>scroll through thread
>Cooking with Jack
perfect man to take cooking advice from if you want to kill yourself or want to weaponize your anus as a lethal shart cannon

I think I'll stick to Food Wishes, thank you

Who said we invented? As one user said we perfected it. You have no fucking clue how serious some pit masters take their BBQ. Its insane. Its like a goddamn religion to these cooks. Motherfuckers will stay at their shacks all day and night slowly smoking whatever meat they use. We have a BBQ belt with regional cooking styles and they are always competiting and trying to one up each other.

that pulled prok, lol fucking melted the second he touched it.

yum beef growth hormones

Looks like a heart attack

>holding up Texas bbq as an example of American bbq
>as opposed to Louisiana or Tennessee or Korean/Japanese American fusion.

Legitimately, fuck you.

But Jack is based

Gordon is a dumb fuck some people prefer grease and doughy pizza it's like shitting on the color blue it's just a preference.

>walmart BBQ

I am truely the most jealous gent in all the chan.

>You have no fucking clue how serious some pit masters take their BBQ. Its insane. Its like a goddamn religion to these cooks.
this

That looks Mexican

>american '''''''''''''''''bbq '''''''''''''''''

I can't believe how much seasoning you guys put on your meat

Here we just salt it and let the meat juice do the rest

for you

>mfw passing by austin tuesday and then coming back monday
>its closed both of those days

welp maybe later.
apparently it does take at least an hour to get food there

YEAH YOU FUCKING SHOULD BE MOHAMED. ALOHA SNACKBAR

eh, Texas isnt really known for great BBQ outside of Texas. They think they are better at everything but they need to stick to Tex-Mex because that shits awesome. Southeast is where you go for great BBQ.