What's the closest we have come to solving it?

What's the closest we have come to solving it?

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>You alone with two old men in a hotel room? Isn't that you got this job?

i saw this one in a thread the other day

>can i at least watch? ive never seen a spit roasted frog

>Sounds good. I've been pimping out women to Leo and Brad for a while now to earn some cash on the side.

>bitch thats fresh but not subway fresh

>NO YOU!

Pretend to only speak spanish

burst into tears. you automatically win

bretty gud

>actually no, Jonah, believe it or not an attractive woman can get a job without using her body. This isn't one of your pornos sweetie, you have 0 real world experience. And this is why I wouldn't have invited you to my orgy...

>Should I keep your husband company, or does he like to watch?

this is like the millhouse thing. it will never end because there IS NO SOLUTION

>*pulls out glock*..."Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. You were saying? No please, continue... I'd love to hear the rest of this fantasy of yours. EVERYONE ELSE SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP! What's the matter, frog got your tongue? You seemed so talkative before, what changed? Oh this? Yeah, this is normal to carry where I'm from, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's the first real one you've seen. No, don't look at anyone else, look at me. Look at me because I'm the one in control of your life right now. I'm in charge. No, don't cry, that's not going to help you. Not even a little. Wanna know why? Because at this very moment, here and now, as far as you're concerned I'm God and unless you play your cards right, I could very well be the last thing you ever see. So save your tears for someone who cares and choose your next words really fucking carefully now you stupid French bitch. You disgusting whore. Because this is my show now and your fifteen minutes are almost up. Now tell me what you are. Repeat what I just called you. And start taking off your clothes as you do it. Yeah that's right. One piece at a time. Right here and now on national television. Be thankful, I'm about to make you a star..."

he would've been tackled before he could even turn the safety off. nice try, honey.

Just like you've never seen your own penis?

Literally by who?

>*slow mo*OOOOOOOKAAAAAAAAAYYYYY*blink intermittently*

Joanh fucking won.

>Exactly Jonah, they are two old men who are infinitely more attractive than you. Probably because they haven't been Eating Fresh their whole lives and have had actual meals, fat fuck.

Jonah as Harry in "aicn the movie" when?

>It won't matter once your blindfold is on

>my girlfriend tells me the same thing every single night * burst out laughing *

His real answer was pretty alright. It was just that he got butthurt and cancelled all the shit after that made him look bad. If he said the comeback, and didn't cancel shit, this wouldn't have even made headlines and no one would ever even talk about this interview.

we all know it down in our hearts that /ourguy/ BTFO'd yet another hater, we're just too jealous to admit it

Yeah tackled straight away by French security
I bet audience members would run in to harms way to make sure he was detained

she just wins everytime, does she ?
she's unstoppable

he would be tackled by the """woman""" sitting to the right of her

What Capeshit character can he play? blue beetle?

damn..... dubs are never wrong, i guess its time to pack it up and go, /ourguy/ Jonah "Rich and Handsome" Hill has won yet again. When he wins his 20th oscar next year i will feel like even more of a jealous loser.

Why was he promoting War Dogs to a French weather girl?

Pretend not to understand what she said and ask "What's that? She wants to watch Leo and Brad fuck me?"

>the only realistic part is me walking out

>It's cause i'm ugly, isn't it?

Bruce Wayne
Tony Stark
Doctor Strange

you name it, he's got the looks and acting chops to nail it

>Why not two North African refugees, racist

Virtue signal your way to victory

this is solid

>wow Jonah, I didn't know fat grew in the ear drums too
ahahahahahahaha, you can't fucking win dude. stop trying

Number one is obviously faking an equipment failure, pretending the translator broke

Two would be giving her the speech from Planes, Trains, & Automobiles
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>Jonah you're in a real life interview now, not a movie, you can stop reciting your lines now and think for yourself

>*pulls out butter knife*
>*jumps on top of table*
>*unzips dick*
>IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT!?
>*starts slowly sawing off penis*
>*sobbing* IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT!?
>*spends the next 20 minutes painfully cutting off penis as audience watches in horror*
>*camera pulls in tight and doesn't cut away*
>*Pale and faint from blood loss, holding dead cock in hand, gasping for breath*
>MOMMMMMYY WHY DID YOU MAKE ME DO THIS!?
>*vomits all over and shits*
>*slips in the vomit and falls in own shit and vomit*
>WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

That's weak, Jonah wins

>"the only realistic part of that fantasy is me leaving"

hi Jonah, letting a movie talk in your place does not qualify as a win. Better luck next time, champ!

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