Right-o Cunts. UK gets Kingsman. US gets Statesman. Let's design the secret service for 'straya.
We need a name, we need gadgets and we need codenames. And remember, we can't all be called Bruce.
ITT Design Kingsman for Australia
Parker Reyes
Aiden Collins
too much effort for a fridee nite cunt
Thomas Flores
The Cuntsmates
Noah Howard
we already got a secret service, they're called ASIO and they are the biggest pack of wankers you could ever hope to avoid. they get about in trenchcoats and shit. maybe someone in the organisation thought 'if we try to look like spies, people might not think we're really spies'.
Jack Gonzalez
i cant imagine how obnoxious and racist the australian military would act
Ryder Martin
>cuntsman
an user suggested bushman which i like. or queensman? huehuehue
agents named after marsupials?
Charles Howard
>agents named after marsupials?
or food like vegemite?
Colton Carter
no one cares about australia. more irrelevant than canada
Kayden Fisher
I like bushman. I reckon beers for names. Although pretty close to the us one of spirits
Justin Hill
bushman is good
Parker Howard
oi moit, 'straya cunts
boomerang lol
oi cunt, kickin the fuddy m8,
kys
Elijah Price
Bushman has to go undercover as an emu in order to foil the emu plot for a second war
Dylan Peterson
>The Bushmen
>Based in a lager brewery
>High-tech Boomerangs as weapons
>Gadget-laden cork hats
Dominic Barnes
Mining company over brewery I think.
Underground so secrets are more protected. Plus can use dat sweet uranium for powering teh gadgets.
Plus not stealing the whole drinking thing from the yanks
Logan Sullivan
Fair enough. What would their code names be based on?
Jayden Lee
Emu
Melbourne
Swan
Toohey
Foster
Mason Williams
Right well hang about now, Kingsmen and Statesmen are about protecting their country
Australia is a prison colony, should be The Wardens
William Nguyen
>Animals: dingo, wallaby, echinda
Animals are probably a bit too ponsey
>Minerals/Gemstones: Opal, Iron, Copper, Coal
Sounds fucking weird
>Beer brands: Coopers, Tooheys, Hahn, Carlton
Could work. Bit too corporate, though.
>Native flora: Wattle, banksia, Bottlebrush
Still too faggy
Nope. I'm shit out of ideas.
Blake Murphy
...
Evan Foster
First fleetsman/founders?
Phillip, Cook, Light
Merlin guy could be Ned Kelly.
Nolan Collins
Justin Ward
>en.wikipedia.org
Take your pick. They're funky enough to fit the strayan image, and can trigger the abos.
Colton Harris
AFL throwing grenades
James Anderson
Bushman
Isaiah Gonzalez
swagman is better imo. more jolly
Christopher Hernandez