Tfw there will never ever be as a season 4

>tfw there will never ever be as a season 4
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Also 5 is best girl. This is fact.

what breed is this?

ugly fat eskimo

What is Jodelle doing now???

sucking dicks for change in an alleyway somewhere

Yuck.

Why do girls pretend to be pretty enough to take selfies?

Don't be a misogynist! Women are equal!

100% pure aryan
>fat
She is in better shape than the average Canadian (I think she's cancuck)
Probably going back to being in small roles on obscure sci-fi and other low-budget TV shows.
Jodelle is fucking pure.
Jodelle is objectively a 6 minimum what's your problem?

You're right user

>licking pussies for change in an alleyway somewhere

>mfw now the show is cancelled the tiny amount of Jodelle r34 will not grow.
Life is cruel

maybe, but Two is best woman

>not wanting a girl over a busted cyborg roastie who has been implanted with my neural upgrades then the biggest cyber-slut in the galaxy
I'll stick to my green haired gf who can hack the latest games for me desu senpai.

why has no one posted the WebM's yet?

Tash > Two (unabusable biomachine) > Five

>tash
Shit-tier barbie with literally half of Jodelle's tits/
>cyborg
she would be great if your into rough femdom desu.

what breed is this?

Canadian

Good. Shes gunna hit the wall very soon.

goddamn she's so RAPEABLE

>this is why your alone.

what makes someone rapeable? more than cute or sexy but rapeaable?

She IS Canadian tho user
and so am I so no racemixing

It means someone who is cute, weak and submissive

>white
>racemixing
you need to go back.
Kek'd

>Amazon making scifis

thread yesterday said Netflix collaborates with canada to make shows

YET none of those fuckers gave 2 last season for DM

>episode where the robot time hops until a future version tells her about all kinds of cool shit they're going to encounter
>season ends with one of those cool fucking things showing up
>HEREWEGO.JPG
>SyFy cancels it because they don't own the show and cant whore out the streaming and other monetization rights

Caused me to finally cut the cord. Just going to download The Expanse, the only other show I watched on that channel.

they want to make money...

jfc how big are those bazongas? also how old is she again?

Literally this
>how old is she again
22.
She's been legal this entire time.
I use someone else's prime account. Shit's comfy.

>tfw Netflix offered to pick it up but an exec at the Space Channel hated the show so much he refused to sell the character rights to Netflix.

>she's fucking 22
>characters still refer to her as a little girl
>despite her tig ol bitties
Immersion broken

that's irl.
She's meant to be 16 or so on the show. They cover her big ol' titties up a lot of the time to try and hide them too. But it doesn't work too well.
> an exec at the Space Channel hated the show so much he refused to sell the character rights to Netflix.
sauce?

Tashy/5/2 didnt bend the knee to him?

knew girl at 13 who had same big jugs

I mean, even if you look at her you know she's not even close to 16, she's clearly much older than that.
They could've/should've made less of a big deal about her character age, or just fucking hired an actual 16-year old actress if they cared so much about it. By halfway through S1 I was already long since tired of the crew calling her a little girl despite her smoking hot 20 year old-bod and face.

how old was she?

Kek please be true
I liked the show but that's fucking hilarious

same, 13

>ywn feel those large milkies pressed against your back as she surprise hugs you from behind

did you get to see them bare?

She probably gives out free hugs at conventions, so there's still hope

>conventions
I don't want to be around a bunch of nerds.

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s-shut up. I'm not a nerd, i'm just a loser.

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those are some pretty eyes

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cute

Jodelle would actually make a pretty great Y.T. now that she's lost weight

disgusting camel faced slag

They are not big at all. She pads them and wears push up bras. Notice how her clothing implies big boobs, yet you never see a piece of them. It doesn't work that way with actual big boobs. It's all padding.

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>weeb
>homeschooled
>virgin
>large boobs

LITERALLY perfect

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>>virgin
Is Jodelle still pure?

does she have the show canceler curse from Summer Glau?

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perfect for r*ddit

It's nice to see Jodelle posting is still a thing.
You all ready for her new Halloween horror tv movie?

Thanks for proving my point.

I'll watch it just for Jodelle

this also didnt got a new season and it was 10 orders of magnitude bigger

delete this right fucking now

FUCK YOU JODELLE IS /OURGAL/

>virgin
proofs?

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FAT ESKIMO

>bigger
Rachel's a big girl, but I don't know if she's a big girl for Jodelle

They would have to have a hugfight to settle it

what's she doing now?? she disappeared!

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rude

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gollum?

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can we all agree though that this show was really bad

It was bad but good.

She looks soooooooooo good in this blonde wig

Like you've never had a bad photo taken

She looks good with long straight hair and bangs

I liked the show, but once I saw they managed to fuck up a groundhog day episode I knew there was no hope.

still amazes me that she has no chink in her

is season 3 good? I watched the first double bill episode and was bored. Season 1 was great, season 2 was meh.

They actually had a brief scene outdoor on an alien planet that didn't look like the woods of Vancouver.

An Eskimo mailman is her real dad.

Most peoples favorite.

What is everyone's favorite picture or webm of Jodelle?

ITT: Pedos

Jodelle is extremely legal

shes like 22 retard

This isn't reddit. We aren't shamed by that here.

>tfw I won't have to see that giant schnoz on television anymore

Yeah but you're only into her because she got popular as a child. You're fucking pedos don't deny it.

Fuck off retard

Why didn't the Cullens save her ;_;

i didnt even know she existed until a few months ago. stop projecting you faggot

>Fuck off retard
Why would I fuck off when it's obvious I belong here and you don't?

Her nose is qt.

SHES 22 FAGGOT

From BC and is out of a job, so probably shooting fentanyl and blowing chinks to fund it.

>projecting
The faggiest reply ever