RWBY/RT General #1029: Atlesian Trophy Wives edition

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Is this show worth getting into? A few of my friends talk a lot about it and they tend to have atrocious tastes

>*teleports behind you*

It has good waifus

>The spinning kick is a shitty fucking rear leg teep with a spin thrown in for no fucking reason.

This is a nice thread.

I mean it was neat and all but couldn't Ren just have shot Tyrian instead?

>trust me Jaune, the shooting you part is important

>yfw your stupid daughter fucks up your party which causes Ironwood to have even more leverage against you

It's alright. Nothing spectacular.

Jaune is probably going to end up with a beautiful girl.

>"God fucking dammit."

>You underestimate my aura

Looking back at the first episode, the belt around his waist is a bit thicker, and there is no sign of his tail, it's possible that the belt could be hold it around his waist.

Tyrian wouldn't see it coming.

Yeah he'll die and join Pyrrha.

All girls are beautiful in this world, whats your point.

>Pyrrha beautiful
>Pyrrha ending up with Jaune.

>Pyrrha
>not one of the most beautiful girls in this series

named Lady death

>Jaune as the Skywalker analogy
At least try with the shitty joke no?

I really only care about the Jaune dying part.

>That voice
>Ginger
>Tall
Shit taste is shit taste mate.

no

>Generic bitch
>Shittiest voice in have series.

>"Pyrrha didn't train me for this shit"

Honestly Ren has been doing really well during fights this season, I'm glad they moved past him getting his ass kicked every fight

>Nigga actually ends up living the longest
>Finds the fountain of immortality and ends up outliving everyone.

>personal preferences.

He still passed out though. Guy has no stamina or low health bar.

>The hottest empty shell in RWBY
Maybe.

Lancaster is endgame.

Red haired spartan girl is generic? I'll give you that her voice isn't spectacular but then again no one's is, especially Ruby's.

I want Pyrrha to wrap Jaune lovingly in her coils!

>You will never be a huntsman who save her from a boring life of high society

Probably not but you can believe that if you want to.

>I want Pyrrha to wrap me lovingly in her coils!
Why be such a fucking coward?

he does that on purpose for the attention.

>Ruby actually planned for Tyrians shared interest in both her and jaune

Especially Yangs.

Her voice was god tier in the jap dub. It's a shame her english voice didn't get the same love.

Bellamomma's voice is pure sex though.

>Red haired spartan girl is generic?
Look at her shitty outfit for fucks sake.

>toenails
>no fingernails

fuckin' wot

This triggers me.

>coward

Agreed. Hopefully it will be the Rubes

Hopefully Tyrian becomes more like pic related. He has enough crazy in him to do so.

Just write that you want her to do that you.

Stop being a coward.

>Don't try it.

what causes him to have such low stamina like god damn all these Volumes he just exhausted

Atleast he saved Jaune from getting DPed from behind. I think it was a bit too early in Jaunes and Tyrions relationship for that.

Used up all his points in agi and dex.

Again, how is that generic? You can have your opinion on it but it's not generic at all

>Implying Tyrion can't one man DP with his tail

Nora is sapping his energy.

It's very tragic.

> Universe dies from entropy.
> All matter coalesces back into the original singularity.
> Jaune, as the one piece of matter still joined into a large form, is the point in space it all flocks to.
> Singularity engages in the "Big Bang" and the world is reset.
> Flash forwards untold ages into the future.
> Jaune starts an academy.
> Forgot his own name by now, and just chooses Ozpin as a name at random.
> Similar events jog his memory.
> Realizes what is happening.
> Realizes that there must always be an Ozpin.
> No matter the universe.

And that, my children, is why Ozpin gives so few fucks.

>Agreed. Hopefully it will be the Rubes
In a universe where everyone dresses as uniquely as possible Pyrrha is wearing armor and not particularly inventive armor.

Ren and Nora ended up being "Nora is always 100% and Ren is 0%". How exactly to explain what about their partnership leaves Ren with 0 energy and Nora with 110% I'm not sure. Maybe it's because he drinks algae and cooks food for Nora to eat. Man gets like no carbs or sugars.

Nora doesn't give him enough time to recover between boopings.

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He's a one pump chump.

Tyrian seems like the kind of guy who'd take it up the ass though.

>"So today's gonna be like this huh?"

>"Hey Ren what did you put all your points into"
>"Agility and dexterity baby, I'm going to be a fucking ninja"
"What about Constitution?"
"You can't hit ninjas Nora!"

With that tail? He can do both.

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He seems like the kind of guy who fucks a girl up the ass first date

>and Pyrrha rises from the dead as the new Salem

I never really found her any more attractive than anyone else in the show, and there are a few I like more

I'm imagining a fight between Ozpin and Jaune where, for the sake of fight-length, Jaune is immortal. Eventually Jaune just starts begging for death.

>okay how do I explain this to Salem

nice numbers

>Attend a Schnee party where everyone who's anyone shows up
>Have a little to much to drink and start dropping truth bombs left and right
>Crazy Schnee bitch almost kills me with a pig and the theme for the night isn't even luau
>The General won't even arrest her for attempted murder because he took the Valepill

Schnee comeuppance when?

Too bad Jaune will already be married to some nobody when he dies of old age

lel

>I have the high ground
>

>He seems like the kind of guy who fucks a girl up the ass first date
>Twinky
>Tries too hard to come off as crazy and unique
>Not a stereotypical try hard twink.

>just realized he has that hairstyle to match his tail

that actually looks pretty shit, now that i`m looking at it.

All that darkness the Grimm evaporate into has to go somewhere...

Serious note, am I the only one worried about where the Grimm remains might actually disperse to?

>and then the game developers decided that you can only dodge 95% of the time at most

>"This is my life now. I'm traveling with two cute girls, a man beautiful enough to make me question my sexuality, and we're being pursued by not just Grimm, but crazy motherfuckers who take interest in me and one of the girls. Why did I leave home again? Why did I choose not to return home when Beacon fell?"

>Twink

Oh no

Ren was a twink, Jaune has the face of a twink.

I dont even know what tyrian is but it's not a twink

If the crew is so strapped for cash, why the fuck did they hire a bunch of professional VAs, and spend a bunch of money on superferlous ads that wouldn't draw in shit

He's a well-built character that rolled really shitty base stats

Did that new palcomix hentai come out? I need it fir research purposes

>I HATE YOU
>you were my worst student, Jaune. I tolerated you

If Weiss fought irkmerc and pushed herself to defeat him could she summon the irkmerc?

I figure it's like the warp in 40k or the twisting nether in wow. Killing a demon(grimm) in our world, simply sends them back to their world (grimm pools in salem's backyard) and you can't truly eradicate grimm until you kill them in their dimension or something.

Have you seen modern twinks?

Yeah, there are plenty of non-professional VAs that sound great. It's not like they're necessary. It would've been cheaper too

>This shitty joke again.

His body and heart are for his goddess only, user.

>FAUNUS CONSTITE ONLY 13% OF THE ATLESIAN POPULATION
>YET THEY COMMIT 55% OF RECORDED VIOLENT CRIMES

>Ryan will never put his hand on your shoulder in approval

Was Comic Con really the right place to market RWBY? Generally, the people there are very....purist in their anime tastes. I'm sure they got some fans, but it seems like a waste of money overall

Yeah, Tyrian doesn't exactly look like that.

>She get's ostracised from the other trophy wives for causing a scene
>starts drinking even more

From my point of view it's a really funny joke.

I always liked this idea. It lends some significance to S I L V E R E Y E S and the Grimm fearing them, as well as the whole thing about whatever Ruby kills disappearing into rose petals instead of that normal darkness. Almost like she's purifying them.

RT doesn't understand general anime fans

where he stuffed that tail on episode 1?

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