It's an incest episode

>it's an incest episode

>tfw no close hot cousins
>tfw all alone

show?
f-for a friend...

Some 50s Show

nice

>cousin
>incest
Nah, it's totally apropriate. I think most of us had a crush at our cousins at some point.

Fucking flyover states

>not Some '90s Show

>Trump states

That 70s Show.
She just one big cocktease the whole episode though.

Not everyone lives in Alabama

Can confirm I had a crush on my cousin.

This is why Sup Forums needs flags

>kissed cousin under her bed
>mutter 'i love you' to her
>'what?'
>'nothing.'
>we continue

>tfw spooned with hot cousin while watching scary movie 2 in my sisters bedroom why the rest of the family was downstairs

She heard

>morocco

>reddit

Holy shit dude, are you me?

How could I not have had a crush on my cousin? Hell I had crushes on multiple cousins back in the day.

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>flags
>Anglo shitfest
>Butthurt Finns and butthurt Spics everywhere
>WE WUZ SUPERIOR scandis

No thanks

>tfw cousins lived too far away to have fun experiments with at a young age

>older cousin let me sit on her lap while reading
>thought I was too young for it to be sexual
>still remember the feeling of her freshly shaven legs

My entire family consists of nothing but Chads and Staceys as far as the eye can see. Puberty was pure hell.

>eldest child of eldest children
>All my cousins are a decade younger than me
>Go to family reunion a few years ago
>They're all total babes that remember me as the cool older cousin
It was a tough few days.

How many did you fuck?

my cousin is a meth head

What do you think about first cousins once removed (your cousin's child/your parent's cousin)? Safe?

>your cousin's child

How many bjs did you get?

Wasnt she his sister?

wtf

its all safe user incest is safe evolution is all incest

>be me, 17 years old
>at grandfather's farm after his funeral. all the kids and teenagers were sent to the barn. which had a nice furnished area. while the adults did the wake and the will in the house all day and night.
>deliquent 19 year old female cousin snuck booze from the house and got trashed.
>all the other cousins were outside.
>i don't know why. but she decided that fucking the oldest male cousin around would cure what bothered her.
>lucky meeeeeeee
>then 3 more days after that, of awkwardness around the greater family.

stopped reading at >be me

absolutely this.

no, laurie is his sister

Shes dead in real life.

Hairkino

i actually fucked my cousin this year. but i think she took advantage of me

Inshallah brother

post pics

Please tell me that it's storytime, user.

Why is it always a hot cousin?

Carmen?

>tfw Laurie got addicted to crack so they had to replace her actress

That show is Satan.

Was she hot?

I'm reminded of that shitlord on Sup Forums who fucked his cousin when he was recovering from chemo

Would a fap fiction of this scene be good?

Source/info/posts?

Yes
Get to writing

It was one of those "something weird about you" threads that went all degenerate, a long time ago.
Basically they had bonded together over video games, and were really close. He got a lymphoma in his freshman year, and she moved in to take care of him. One day he kissed her, and it went on from there.
If I remember correctly they're still together, going to the same college and fucking like rabbits. He was surprised no one in his family caught on yet.

>Eric's sister was a literal crackwhore
no wonder she was so believable

>it's a everyone pretends Donna is the hottest girl in the show episode

She's shit and one of the worst actress alive.
Her mother was the hottest

Fucking Kelso's mom was more attractive

Kelso's mom was in the show?

she's hot, even hotter in 8 simple rules

I'm sorry, I meant Steve
I need to go to bed, if I'm mistaking those two

I remember when I was like 9 and my sister was 14. She used to make me play this game where I had to lie down and she'd climb on top and try to tickle me, but the twist was that she "wasnt allowed to use her hands". She invented this game and basically would dry-hump me for like 10-15 minutes at a time.

She'd be there hard grinding against my confused boner and heavy breathing, making noises and the whole time I'd be smiling like an idiot because I thought I was winning.

>mfw I realized years later she was using me to get off

>Tfw played 'dinosaur' with cousin (female) and bit her asscheeks after pulled down her undies, she was 6 years older than me
was i raped?

This is what was so great about friends' sisters and 90s lack of supervision.
I wish I could go back, I really do.

Because it's the only semi-acceptable incest. Anything closer is too close for comfort. I'm only interested in inter-generational incest. Either Mom/son or Daddy/daughter

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>Fingering (Have done with grandmother) Fuck I am laffin boys

>Fuck- only cousins (have done with cousins, sister)
oh fuck it gets better

Boning cousins only fucks your kid up if your family makes a habit of it and cousins are just distant enough that grooming is much less likely.

you do realize its a fake post with a vpn?

And how is that relevant?

what happened to donnas sister?