/riverdale/ general

>Yeah that high tone, bitch attitude may have worked on the betas you dated in New York

What did Tyrone mean by this?

Wtf I love this show now

He was put in his place later by a proud aryan woman

Chuck did nothing wrong.
#femalegenocidewhen

>he didn't du nuffin

...

>FP sat back and watched his son get punched in the face

Guess FP is a tough love kinda father.

>Chuck

What did you think Chick meant by that?

It sucks she gets stuck with the fuckboy. She deserves better than that.

He truly is /ourguy/

Why did they make one of the few black guys on the show such a dick?

Straight black men are the white people of black people, haven't you heard?

realism and a canned racism subplot

>black guy acts like a dick
>retaliate in a humiliating fashion
>HEY THIS LADY JUST LYNCHED THIS DUDE FOR BEING BLACK

Good thing she didn't have any feathers.

Will Jughead x Veronica ever happen?

>aryan woman
>German

That explains her love for dogs...

>Not Jughead/Sabrina

Disgusting, Ronniecuck.

>these fucking plebs don't even know about january mcandrews

I only accept Betty, Sabrina, Midge or Cheryl.

well when they whisk away best sprouse to go and solve time crime with emma roberts or christina hendricks or whomever in a spinoff, you can just eat dirt

>best sprouse
so Dylan?

I'll never understand how people can kiss their pets

It's not her pet.

White people and their love for dogs...

I don't understand how people can kiss people

I'll never understand people.

Imagine your love for watermelon, only ten times stronger

I hate watermelon.

I liek her cute little nose

I don't believe you

>whites let each other leave their jobs early so they can take care of their dogs

>has Mac laptop
>expensive camera
>now has a motorcycle
>still only has 3-4 outfits at most

Will Jughead get some new clothes this season?!

Just started watching this, why is everyone so attractive? Is this what America is like?

Not America as a whole, Vermont on the other hand comes close

What's wrong with that?

No, but Betty and Archie will and the meltdown will be glorious.

>Intentionally leans closer to the doggo so it can lick her mouth
Oh she's German alright

>Barchie happens
>riots ensue

If I were the actors and creators I would not attend any cons that year. Backlash is gonna be pretty brutal.

the quadroon that is going to be jugheads new bff has already received death threats from tumblrites, can't imagine what would happen here

But she's gonna be Cheryl's new beau or something? Jughead is not a fuckboy like Archie so I think he'll remain loyal to Betty, so far. Maybe if Jughead decides that he's asexual or wants to leave Riverdale?

Not sure what's happening with his storyline. The trailers really don't tell you shit.

>watching garbage mad for teenaged girls

Kys

When is Season 2?

>Jughead is not a fuckboy like Archie

woman pls

name is Tyrone?

I would fuck the shit out of her if you know what I mean.

When does garbage ever get mad for teenage girls?

>Jughead x Cheryl

How would this benefit Cheryl? She would get dumped within a few minutes and Archie would be staring at Betty and Jughead most of the time.

Bughead cute. CUTE!

To be fair, Jughead was acting like an emo tool the whole time

elaborate

Week and a half

True, but I don't think FP knew that. Then again he probably saw Jughead a little pissed. Probably assumed that was because they were having the party in the first place.

>None Cheryl's female friends are white
>new girlfriend is black

Why do the white girls in Riverdale hate Cheryl so much?

You know how Betty is still a virgin since Jughead cockblocked himself.

Watch that space when it comes to Barchie.

>girl at age 16
>still a virgin

the fuck is this show and is it worth watching?

The creator of the show confirmed himself even while nobody asked him if she was.

>Archie takes Betty's virginity

Maybe if he rapes her.

You remember how on those old sketch comedy shows or some comedy websites would take something innocent like Dora The Explorer or Gumby then turn it into something dark or mature themed?
Well the CW did it for real and supposedly people are eating it up.
They took fucking Archie comics and turned it into a teen drama with murder, sex, and 91210 tier bullshit.
I literally thought it was a joke that was fooling the internet when the trailer was making it's rounds.

>is it worth watching

Can't you watch it and make up your own mind?

giv betty gf

You can have her. I'll take Cheryl on my face and Veronica on my dick.

Why would he do that for?

I legit only like Cheryl, and deadJason seemed like a bro, like this is the level of unliability of all the main characters of Riverdale for me...

>he's gay
>still waifus her
How does she do it lads?

>Cheryl
>new girlfriend is black
I really hope this is what they are doing with Toni instead of the JugheadxBetty love triangle bullshit.
Plus, it would btfo the horrid fanbase of the show.

panties in pilot?

I thought about this too but it doesn't make sense for a gay guy to waifu a girl so maybe self-inserting instead?

OH SHI-

(I'm really getting into this meme show tbqh)

Its Fucking addicted

Already on episode 10?

yea bro, been marathoning this since yesterday. About the finish this up tonight.

Got a favorite episode so far? Mine's is Jughead's Birthday or the Lost Weekend, I think it's called.

I am glad the only one getting the love triangle is Archie and Veronica? It just makes it seem as if Archie will be definitely be the looming threat of Bughead.

Their skin is all warty and gross. What's up with that?

What did they see?

The love triangle should've been either Cheryl/Archie/Ronnie, Reggie/Ronnie/Archie or my favorite Reggie/Archie/Ronnie

Sup Forums

based givbro

you should get a trip so i can identify the imposters

>Reggie/Archie/Ronnie

That would be far superior to Betty/Archie/Ronnie. I think anything would be superior. Too bad they didn't make Archie bisexual.

Why she so cute

>Everyone reacts
>Archie just stares at the screen

What's wrong with him? Does he really lack any empathy? Is this why he's able to go through women like socks?

Because she has those big Disney like green eyes.

Wait is there a new black girl joining the cast? How do you nerds know all this

my big schlong

She's only confirmed to be in like 6 episodes and to fuck Cheryl.

Okay, almost done, shit really is a roller coaster.

What ended up happening to Cheryl was hauntingly beautiful. But the best is towards the end.

How beta was jugheads reaction?

>Be with Betty
>Her mom rolls up on you like clockwork, every time
>About to finally do it and hear a knoc on the door

I don't blame him. Alice is an intense woman.

Okay, not gonna lie, starting watching this from memeposting, but it wasn't half bad. Def. could have cut down on the soap opera and had a heavier focus on the mystery, especially earlier in the story, but all in all, will probably watch the next season.

I wish Ms.Grundy had a bigger role in it rather than some weird red herring. How her story ended seemed like a huge waste.

I do like how they went more In depth into Jughead and fleshed him and his dad out as characters. Archie's definitely the weakest character out of the main 4. Betty and Jughead's relationship was the best part. Cheryl is awesome and so is Alice.

When will it be my turn for Betty gf?

Be a pretentious weirdo.

Also be:
>poor
>homeless
>come from broken home
>blame her for everything even though it was your friend's fault

hes the edgelord DEEP character for the tumblr types. he watches tarantino, you see.

He's literally your average mac demarco fan. Just be an alt-normie.

And
>yelling
>making her cry
>and feel guilty

>edgelord DEEP character
>Archie

Pick one and only one.

Okay, then fried chicken. or grape koolaid.