How will you react when it's revealed that the remake is about a black guy from the ghetto who switches bodies with a...

How will you react when it's revealed that the remake is about a black guy from the ghetto who switches bodies with a white girl from the suburbs?

>J.J. Abrams is develop a remake of the remake of Sup Forums's hit anime


best timeline

Hasn't Hollywood embarrassed themselves enough by failing to outdo Chinese Cartoons over and over?

I'll never watch it so I don't really care.

>>J.J. Abrams developing

That would actually work

reminder that this million dollar movie franchise started out as some autistic Sup Forumsnon's anime plot

No JJ stop.

They should make a remake with Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves.

More like a white girl Drumpf supporter

The movie ends with the girl realising the error of her ways and they go for ice cream together

can I please get the full story on this?

>jeff goldblum stars in this

A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl’s phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn’t exist in this universe at all. She is the girl’s alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones,DRAMAensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question theNATUREofLOVE

It wasn't even Shinkai's best anime, and why Abrams? What the fuck?

>How will you react when it's revealed that the remake is about a black guy from the ghetto who switches bodies with a white girl from the suburbs?
Progressive, awesome!

I guess Hollywood learned nothing from the ScarJo GitS flop

How progressive. Brilliant.

Fucking Jar Jar needs to die.

Kimi no na wa isn't really Keit-Ai.

Only if Idris Elba was cast.

It is to ME.

That sounds more interesting than Your Name honestly.