/DIS/ General - Star Trek Discovery

Prev Jason Isaacs will save the show edition

STD, GET IT RIGHT

>STD

SO MUCH THIS

STD is worthless shite.

>Star Trek Voyager is VOY
>Star trek Enterprise is ENT
>But Star Trek Discovery should be STD

Explain yourself

>a captain pulling a gun on their first officer on the bridge

I mean fucking really

The only time this has ever happened previously is when someone's being mind controlled or possessed or some shit

This isn't a show about space pirates

Where's the fucking heart?

because it's funny

This. Nothing can save this filth.

Nah it's pretty good. Especially if you compare it to other Star Trek premieres

Name one that is worse than this

Why do you find it so funny?

Died because corporate executives needed something they thought could bring back TV Star Trek.

What are you, autistic?

TNG's premiere was trash

DUDE CONFLICT

DUDE HOUSE OF CARDS

The introduction of Q alone makes it better than STD

best girl confirmed

>gun

Um they're phasers, sweetie

Do you think the pilot will become the new Kobyashi Maru?

RIP. Much cuter than the ginger who will replace her

This reminds me of Xbone fans trying to enforce the marketing of the console to be called the One when Xbone is way catchier and a massive oversight to make it an easier target to mockery if people hated it. Get over your autism and give in.

because STD is an acronym for "sexually transmitted decease"

that's funny

Was there any alien species, even appearing as a background character, that hails from any previous ST series, excluding the vulcans and the klingons?

She's still in the show m8, just a different haircut

How is that funny?

>borg skrillex

Yeah I fully embrace it as just an amusing joke, like how ENT's shitty theme now just gets made fun of in a tongue and cheek way.

what're the odds jar-jar abrams defiles tng next

>watching Star Trek: Andromeda.

delete this

She's cute, CUTE

Because people of color are more likely to carry them.

>Two women go on an away mission
>They fuck up in every way imaginable

>STD
user
>STD
really
>STD
got it?

>not watching battletrek starlactica

>Not watching a historical show

People will still be talking about DIS 100 years from now

because trekkies don't have sex

>People will still be talking about DIS 100 years from now

Yes, in the same way that people will talk about subprime mortgages

Threadly reminder

>the distant future
>be black
>go to prison for committing a serious crime

At least it's believable.

that's probably a jew
it's VOY and DIS

Discovery disregards everything from previous star trek so I don't see why it would follow the same name abbreviation scheme. STD is funnier and it's kinda weird how personally some people are taking it.

Fucking everyone calls it VOY. Everyone. Just like fucking everyone says "giff" even though the creator of the GIF format himself insists it's "jiff."

It's STD.

The dude sells toys lmao. Why should we listen to him over the producers and writers?

Who cares? Only shills.

Better writing, pacing and dialogue for TNG.

It's weirder that you guys attack people who want to call it DIS

>better pacing

Holy moly

>DIS

I see shills are still at it.

The English! Oh!

The serialized trash that is STD will never give you Balance of Terror, City on the Edge of Forever, Inner Light, or The Visitor.

Oh look what I found, a message for you.

Yeah, thats right. Debate me.

And I meant to say acting instead of writing.

>Debate me.

Why would I debate a brainlet?

because you aren't allowed to pick your own nicknames

to be fair, "Xbone" is no longer in common use.

why talk about something no one owns?

>Over 700 Star Trek episodes
>Can only list four 10/10 episodes

Woah so this is the power of the Star Trek franchise

You are right, because there is the XboneX and no one owns an Xbone or shows their face with one.

Debate me!

>VGR

what the fuck is that guy's problem

I don't care about this show. However, I strongly dislile Orvillefags shitting up literally every Discovery video and review with their fanboy crap. It's not fucking "old Trek". It's nostalgia bait, and you all fell right for it.

>VOY EY

>stawman

checking that stealth septuplet

>John Vancitter
>calls self John Van Citters
nigga can't even spell his own name properly

Great Grand Mogh?

He's autistic. He's been pushing that crap on /m/ and /trek/ as well. Keeps getting laughed at.

This is is exactly how I've been picturing the new Klingons so thanks to whoever made this little edit!

this...actually works.

>18th century French hair

This is a far better design than what we got. Why keep the Vulcans the same but change the Klingons so radically?

...

If this is how they would have done klingons, literally no one would bitch.

So, let's send our commanding officer and second in command, who just happened to be women to charge into that unknown ship full of raging warrior...

I guess the red shirts won't be enlisted for another 10 years...

Everyone remember in Birthright when Worf pulls back that girl's ear, and because it was not a human ear and had a point to it, immediately knew she was a Klingon-Romulan mongrel?

I don't mind the skintone or the uniforms, but the lack of hair really pisses me off.

Why would Klingons have hair? What evolutionary advantage would that have?

STD

Yes?

I'm hyped for the first Jewish captain since Kirk

It stops the top of your head getting sunburnt which is incredibly important. Sunburning the top of your head can put you on your back in short time.

So we can conclude that the klingons live somewhere with low amounts of UV.

Man, now I wanna see someone take that Sup Forums image with all the CNN people identified as Jews, but with all the images being Trek crew.

Comfy

What is DIS? Do you mean STD?

2 episodes in and I'm already done. And this is coming from someone who enjoyed ENT and VOY. This is the fastest I've ever dropped a show.

yeah the orville is pretty bad

Racist !!

This is why I don't mind the redesign much. all they really did was give them a haircut and close shave. There's a lot more important stuff to bitch about in the pilot, namely all the dutch angles runing the cinematography.

How is this not the best Star Trek ever made? I know that some of you user qts did not see the same Star Trek as I did but ST:D is a glorious gem! Please support the artists and s their dS. ST:D is incredible and I hope it lasts 8+ seasons with a "win-all" climactic ending!!!!!

>And this is coming from someone who enjoyed ENT and VOY.

It's helpful that you mentioned you have shit taste, thank you.

This show had one of the worst pilot episodes I've ever seen. DIScarded!

It's okay user I loved Voy and ENT too because they were all Star Trek.

>i am 12 and what is DIS

I just vomited.

Sideshaves are cancer.

Pleb

>So, let's send our commanding officer and second in command
Come on now, literally every Trek does this bullshit

what's cancer is that they didn't coordinate the hair so that the shaved sides both face in or both face out.

This but unironically

>six dollars a month for this
lol no