Fapping plague

So Sup Forums, a pal of mine sent me this. It was put on every door, and the floor is co-ed too.
So how do we fix this degeneracy??

Fix your image first.

>Lazy neck beard can't tilt his head sideways

Mastrubate into the sinks

> get /fit/
> fuck women

prooooblem sooooolved

Fix your plumbing wtf. How the fuck can semen clog a drain, even despite it's coalulation in warm water.

Make a human rights complaint.

>semen
>clogging drains
no way jose

>lazy neckwear can't tilt his photo sideways before uploading it
Kys nigger

holy fuck this happened to my shower once when i was younger.
I clogged the sink and the shower with my big cums.
Got super freaked out when my dad had to clean the drains, thought he would find out.

>Can't rotate images
>Also doesn't understand low-effort pranks.

Wew lad

Sage for lazy bastard

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Who wanks in the shower?

I wank in bed and put it in my sock or toilet

Nice b8 user. Check my University's power level.

fixed it for you, lazy piece of shit

>not just wanking into the toilet bowl
All problems solved with a minimum of mess.

semen can't clog drains, holy shit what idiot wrote that nonsense

The answer is simple. Ejaculate on the forms and mail them back to the student's residence center.

You're only doing exactly what they asked you to do.

(((BRO!!!!)))

>Wanking into toilet
>literally looking at a toilet while orgasming

handjobs are to sex like cheetos are to

food

>shower clogged by cum

This is an old prank.

I have seen this same thing under a University of Michigan letterhead. It's a standard fall prank, like selling tokens for the school elevator.

This is like the oldest copypasta

I wank in bed...

Read again my friend

old prank? like a bunch of bros get together and jizz into the shower drain at the same time to clog it up?

I would cower in shame. This is on another level.

you literally said you wank into a sock or toilet

>shame
If you can single-handedly clog a university plumbing system with your big cums, there is no shame in that

It's almost like a vagina

Surely this is a joke.

Well modern women are on par with a toilet.

This is fake, and gets put around colleges all the time. Your jizz can't clog a drain. That's not how it works. Also, cold water stops it from being sticky. So you could literally just wash it away as soon as you use some cold water. Since the water has to warm up first, there's no chance of it getting clogged unless people got like a gallon of jizz and waited for it to dry without any water running through it.

No, some RA is making a joke.

it's fake

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Drano you amateur.

Background?

It's fake and if you know the history it actually started by a sorority party some decades ago who were offended by sewage management asking women to stop flushing tampons down the toilet because they're made from cotton and rayon which expands in water accounting for 70% sewage maintenance around college campuses.

lol

>Being this new

They're full of cum (supposedly)

Is it any different to looking at shower tiles?

Unless you're into that sort of thing, of course.

Every Boxing Day a guy on b used to take pictures of his cum bottles, obviously a years worth of cum was added each Boxing Day, fucking rank. Not heard from him in a few years though. Prob killed himself

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Boxing day. Lol.

The Christmas cum guy.

>Hokona
kek, good times when I lived in this dorm

Also, there's NO WAY the showers could've been clogged by cum, I know this by experience

just so i cna read the damn thing

>thumbnail
good job faggot.