Movies that are long-ass long

>2.75 hours

with previews and shit its 3.5 hours in the theatre

I'm not going to drink anything the day of or the night before.

will watch on phone

It's not like you would have something better to do

what movie?

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2.75 hours? I don't understand. 2 hours and 75 minutes?

100% of two hours and another 75% of a third hour.

>the absolute state of American education

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literal

but why don't say 3h 15min instead?

Piss

Just pee on the floor. The floor slopes downward in movie theaters for a reason, there's a reservoir at the bottom

75 * 1/3 * 1 hour?

and don't forget there theater showers exist for a reason

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yeah its a bit long, would need a piss break at some stage.

No.

>not having a piss bottle

You're both retarded. 75% of an hour is 45 minutes. And he said 100% of two hours not three. 2.75 hrs = 2 hrs and 45 mins.

Gosling is one of the new Wallace replicants

have you already watched it?

It's a shame they stopped doing intermissions. It lets you have long-ass movies like Lawrence of Arabia without pissing/hunger being a problem.

millenial attention spans are fucking laughable

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The goose pulls in Fangirls of The Notebook and La La Land

>most "bockbusters" are 2+ hours now
>millenial attention spans are fucking laughable
lmao

That guy in front is going to eat three sandwiches? And that woman to his left is going to eat a martini glass full of... candy?

>being unable to hold your piss for at least 12 hours
fucking americans

I would eat those three sandwiches right now without a problem.

What is that from, the movie tavern?

It's a Bloody Mary, mate.

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>microwave minutes

Gone With the Wind.

His other left.

>with previews and shit its 3.5 hours in the theatre

what kind of fucked up theater are you going to that shows 45 minutes of trailers

boy i love fog. this movie is going to be kino!!!!!!!!!!

The one I got to actually does 20-30m of trailers. It's fucking ridiculous.

really it's OP who's retarded
no one says 2.75 hours, no one real

2 * 1hr + 0.75 * 1 hr
= 2 hrs + 75 mins
= 3 hrs 15 mins

lol

>me in the middle