If you owned a movie theater, what sort of food would you serve? Me? I'd serve crab legs

If you owned a movie theater, what sort of food would you serve? Me? I'd serve crab legs.

me? I'd serve

They better serve falcon feed
>and seed

Rice.

Hamburger helper

I heard that if you dig hard enough at the popcorn mines they'll promote you to the crab orchard.

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chucks ducks

>climactic scene of the movie filled with the sound of people cracking open crab legs
yeah fuck that
rice and what?
Ah the suburban mom phoning it in a weeknight experience.

Just rice.
A big bag of plain, white rice.

I was barely at the crab orchard for two weeks before they sent me to wipe down the Scallop Stairs

Beer

Boiled eggs so that everyone thought you stunk of farts.

I'd serve popcorn!

And pizza!

A-user? What happ

Soft Pretzels. Beer. Brauts. bavarian dogs. chocolate. etc.

>white rice.
Go back to Sup Forums

The fuck does rice have to do with politics?
Go back to your tumblr safespace, triggered tranny.

I'd serve feed and seed.

That is not how you hold crab legs

haha i also love reddi

You think that's bad? Try cleaning out the Crawdad Cages.

I'd have a Mcdonalds themed cinema.

Here's an unironic anecdote: the theater in my town serves hot dogs with sauerkraut as an offered topping. Holy crap does that shit stink. I thought someone had ripped hard ass, turned out the guy at the end of the row had a hot dog.

ACT

I'd really class up the joint. Hire an exotic chef, buy some nice china, then serve chili and sea bass.

you are quite the raconteur!!!!

sauerkraut smells like total ass but is actually pretty tasty desu

Corn on the cob

Some employees do. You just have to be careful not to show up when Chuck is working.