Egyptian hotel threatens to fine guests $2,300 fine if they're caught ‘logging’ (defecating) in the pool...

Egyptian hotel threatens to fine guests $2,300 fine if they're caught ‘logging’ (defecating) in the pool. "Logging" is the new pool-pooping trend no one asked for ... apparently taken to shouting "code brown" to notify swimmers of floating fudge. They claim participants, mainly from Britain, intentionally soil themselves "before watching the carnage unfold around them."

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Warnings are also being issued over poolside loudspeakers.

citation needed?

DESIGNATED

STOOL IN POOL

Logging is the manliest profession. Prove me wrong.

Inbetweeners inspired 'logging' trend sees tourists falling ill as pranksters poo in swimming pools
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/inbetweeners-inspired-logging-trend-sees-5963239

Thank God I can't afford a holiday.

What sort of behavior qualifies as suspicious for pool turdlers?

Dogging is the manliest profession?

why can't people just poo in the loo?
the world would be a better place

CODE BROWN
CODE BROWN
CODE BROWN

?

What the fuck britania

Happened in a movie, now everyone's doing it
@:58
youtube.com/watch?v=pjorbU08lDk

STOOL IN POOL

SCARF DOWN BARF

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STOOL IN POOL

da mush ma32ool

STOOL IN POOL

Aquaturd in a pool

They left out ejaculating and birthgiving?

yeah, I don't swim in public pools

...

POO IN POOL!

Fucking brits.

STOOL IN POOL
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Top Kek, amrishart.

>floating fudge

kekked so hard i woke the kid up thanks a fucking lot leaf!

this

I knew some dudes from Winnipeg who were really into doing this as well.

What's with the territories enjoying this shit?

Yes, misbehaving in Muslim countries takes balls.

Blatantly fake letter

>1400GBP Sterling

STOOL

Obviously they have never heard of the infamous UPPER TANKER many people have been hurt by this terrible act of terrorism.

youtu.be/m1zARljlhCU

FUCKING LOL

Can any other country match our bants?

I don't bloody well think so

Whatever it is, we picked it up in India

Dear Mohammadan Barbarians:
You have the permission of Civilization to kill anyone who does this.

>CAN'T HANDLE THE BANTS

Would expect as much from a yank

No poo in pool brits.

British shitpooling

STOOL IN POOL

IN

>They claim participants, mainly from Britain, intentionally soil themselves "before watching the carnage unfold around them."

Looks like someone can't handle the bants

I'm a yuge Inbetweeners fan, but the second movie sucked.

BRICKS
IN
KNICKS

BONGS BTFO
(Jk we love u mom, ty for teaching us how to enjoy a good shart)

>They claim participants, mainly from Britain, intentionally soil themselves
STOOL IN POOL

There is a difference between bants and shitting yourself in a public pool.

STOOL IN POOL

>Egypt
Yeah totally they speak perfect English. No mistakes can ever be made.

The eternal pooligans.

Rule Shitstainia.

Kek I bet this was inspired by the Inbetweeners 2.

I'm not fan, but Watched both. Second seemed like a cash grab,

Anyhow would the chlorine in the water stop people getting ILL?

Just last week, a 46-year-old biochemist was paid £2,000 by TUI after contracting severe diarrhoea, nausea, stomach cramps, fever and fatigue during a break in August 2014.

She claimed the cause of her symptoms was tourists defecating in the pool.

Lawyers argued that since their client had booked her holiday on an all-inclusive basis, there could be no doubt as to the origin of her illness.

James Blower, of Simpson Miller, said: “After we submitted a letter of claim to TUI, the firm made an early settlement offer in an effort to settle the claim as quickly as possible.”

Last year a British mum on holiday in Benalmedena, Spain, contracted a potentially lethal virus after teenagers deliberately soiled the water.

Zara Farrant, 36, was left bed-ridden and warned she could remain ill for up to six months.

Tony Walton, 50, endured a similar experience while holidaying in the Dominican Republic in 2013.

The effects of british india linger on

>you wish jellyfish

Kek'd

>Copy of the letter from the Egyptian Red Sea Holiday Village, which threatened guests with £1,400 fines and eviction notices (Picture: Ross Parry)

metro.co.uk/2014/08/12/stop-deliberately-shtting-in-the-pool-first-choice-hotel-writes-warning-letter-to-guests-threatening-1400-fine-for-anyone-caught-logging-4829802/

>They claim participants, mainly from Britain
good to see the British-Indian community having an international presence

that masculine chin makes me hard

Public pools are disgusting, I don't know why you would get in one in the first place even if there wasn't a turd in there. Consider all the sweat, grease, butthole slime, spit, snot, ear wax, semen, menstrual fluid, urine, etc. that is on anyone's body at any given time. When they get in and it washes off, that's what you're wading through.

STOOL IN POOL

STOOL IN POOL

God shart The Queen

> "Logging" is the new pool-pooping trend no one asked for
The $1.000.000 question: why?

Shit in my pool and you won't be havin' a giggle after I shoot your guts out and let you bleed.

Handle that "bant."

The Guardian: American Racist Kills British Indian Man For Expressing His Culture

Author: Ari Schnozwald

It started in India. Indians are now wealthy enough to travel the world.

KEEP THE STOOL IN THE POOL

This. I don't do public pools or the ocean or lakes or rivers. Fuck all that. Human turds, whale sperm, toxins, flesh eating bacteria. Fuck no.

So now we have

POO IN LOO - India
SHART IN MART - US
POO IN VAGOO - Japan
STOOL IN POOL - UK

anymore?

> Call center provided vacations

I wish they would do stuff like this at the city pools around me, i used to be in the boys and girls club in elementary school and when we had pool days i clearly remember swimming in a pool loaded with other people's hair floating everywhere, dead insects, living insects, and also the smell of urine at all ends of the pool

and i grew up in southern california so half of the kids were mexican and they didn't give any shits about not being disgusting

Pick the odd one out.
>you_should_be_able_to_do_this.jpg

A gun in Britain? Fake!

We've already discussed this, user. UK is "Brickers in Knickers," otherwise abbreviated to "Bricks in Knicks."

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A legendary redemption.

>participants, mainly from Britain,

International bantz.

Brits are god tier.

Crap Stool in Lap Pool!!

STOOL IN POOL

Crap in Hotel Pool, costs them more to clean it up than your trip costs. Ding Ding chicken dinner.

>shitting in a pool
>bants
Straya would be sad

STOOL IN POOL

British people deliberately shit in swimming pools on vacation?

stool in pool

UP next: The Jackson dive

>designated shitting pools

I see that brits suffer from atheist hygiene and moral behaviour. Complete degenerency

>"by order of the board of health"
>in quotation marks

fucking triggered, yet another halfwit seriously thinking quotes signify emphasis.

chud on spud, ireland

STOOL
IN
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>Poo in loo
>Shart in mart
>Stool in pool

What else is next?

Hitler was right when he said that most of the English lower class was untermensch.

Wtf?
I hate white muslims now!

Wtf Britain? Stop shitting in the kang's pools.

Wtf?
I hate pools now!

>bants
>being a nasty cunt

>can't handle the bantz
The next time I find myself in Walmart I'll be sure to tell that to the poor old lady who's job is to stand there and great people as I plop diarrhea down the aisle

>mainly from Britain
Oh, I see.

Oi you havin a laff m8, I'll stain up your drain, swear on me mum

>POO IN VAGOO - Japan