Say something true about a character that's so contrived, absurd, or far fetched that it would sound like a lie to anyone who doesn't know a lot about that character. Alternatively, say something false that sounds just right enough to deceive the ignorant reader/viewer. And then we can try to guess what's what.
I'll start: Spider-man used to have a car that could drive on walls, too.
>Spider-man used to have a car that could drive on walls, too.
True
Nightwing was once raped by a woman on a rooftop in the rain.
True
Superman kissed a teenage Lana Lang in an Elseworlds story
I'm gonna say false, it wasn't raining.
True
Doctor Doom is a closet Trekky and wears F4 boxers occasionally
Half-truth. He is a Trekkie but he'd never wear F4 boxers.
The Hulk has been kidnapped and raped by Dormammu's sister.
DC Comics villain the Brain is gay married to a French Gorilla.
Barbra Gordon wanted to fuck Killer Moth
Barbara Gordon is a coalburner
Ok I don't think any of these are untrue.
The Joker hates Nazis.
Did they ever get married?
True
Kite Man has a third nipple.
Gumball Waterson was raped by an anthropomorphic hot dog man.
Spider-Man's deceased girlfriend Gwen Stacy had consensual sex with the Green Goblin while she and Spider-Man were in a relationship, and gave birth to twins as a result of said affair. This is the same character who later threw her off of a bridge, killing her. Gwen's stated reason for the affair basically boiled down to "he got my panties wet".
True, if not oddly out of character. But then again who fucking knows anymore.
Galactus can reproduce asexually
Grant Morrison's depiction of Jason Todd during his Batman & Robin run is a direct and highly critical parallel of Grant's older brother.
Is Norman Osborne a handsome man in canon? In the movie he had yellow teeth
He also once spent an entire day deliberately murdering one of his friends from school repeatedly, because he kept coming back to life.
In the comic where she fucked him he looked like Tommy Lee Jones with cornrows.
addendum: Mary Jane only stayed around after Gwen's death because Peter called her out on being a shallow bitch who wouldn't stay around because mourning wasn't fun and she realized he was right.
the brazilian sweatshop artist collective known as "Mike Dedato" is not the best
Piggy Hill has purposefully poisoned several people and once drove a man to death out of spite.
Baron Zemo has watched Animal House
Swamp Thing was once raped by a sentient biomechanical planet.
In Ego's defense, he was asking for it.
Superman once killed a father's wife and children, then made amends by helping him find a new family.
JLI member Ice once faked her death using a time-travelling Rocket Red armor.
Okay, is that bullshit or not?
I could see Snyderman doing that. It's a biblical story.
Aunt May is only alive because Spider-Man missed his own wedding after being hit over the head with a brick by some random thug with no powers.
...
>Galactus can reproduce asexually
It doesn't count if it isn't canon though. That defeats the whole point.
I havent seen any evidence that would suggest he couldnt do it
Unreliable narrator.
but the painting, that was thought to be a lie made up by Fred, turned out to be real, and Doom himself, or at least a doombot, showed up to retrieve it from Overdrive and Beetle.
But you're probably right.
Norman Osborn has had a multitude of diffrent Green Goblin costumes and gadgets, but he keeps the one he wore when he tossed Gwen to her death in his desk, just so he can get nastolgic for a while
Don't forget the whole thing with Silvermane too.
Highfather and Orion once dressed up as Santa and an elf and delivered presents on Christmas.
Wrong, Doom prefers the term Trekker
There is a universe where Superman and Lex Luthor are blood relatives
when questioned about that one special Carol story in the 80's, Jim Shooter said it wasn't him because she only took it in the rear
Holy shit you're right
Midnighter once identified Nightwing by his ass alone.
Batman likes chilli, but isn't fond of crackers
True: Red Son.
The enraged Incredible Hulk once got knocked on his ass by an elderly Asian woman without special powers of any kind.
Red Son, right?
In his defense, this is him seen from below. Ever looked down into a mirror that's laying on the ground? Awful.
Not hard to buy when you qualify it with another universe. There's a universe for everything.
DOOM once nearly choked a woman to death in college because he was offended by the idea that DOOM would stoop to a drunken fuck in the bushes.
>used to
Dude the Spider-car is back.
Captain America the Werewolf.
The infamous (on Sup Forums) Luke Cage $200 situation.
Man-Thing, the ethereal gatekeeper of the nexus of all realities, in one of his few speech-appearances spoke straight up gangsta. Switches get stitches and all that jazz.
Nazi-Batman doesn't approve of race mixing, this extends to aliens, although has said he'd make an exception.
Superman can produce a smaller superman from the palm of his hand. He's also a master ventriloquist
Kinda like Nighthawk, then
Iceman was once blessed by a priest to fight vampires
Spider-man has had buttsex with a man.
False unless we're talking Tom Holland I hope
Hal Jordan has had a threesome with the Huntress and Lady Blackhawk
Nick Fury and his son Nick Fury saved a baby Obama from a time traveling Hitler's clone's ghost
True
Dick Grayson canonically has a crush on Apollo.
1. That was a PSA comic on sexual abuse
2. We don't know if Peter actually got diddled. Skip could have just jacked him off for all we know.
True.
The Riddler once stuck a ping pong ball down a baby's throat while under the influence of a demonic entity.
True
Batman only sleeps 1 hour a day
Who?
Tarantula.
True
Nightwing was once raped by Gotham City
Wolverine was originally meant to be an actual wolverine that has mutated into a man, and his claws were part of his costume, not his anatomy.
Judge Dredd deliberately broke the law and misled people because he opposed a policy.
True.
Wolverine's claws were originally just part of his gloves.
True. He was supposed to be part of the High Evolutionary.
Professor Xavier used to be portrayed as being in love with Jean Grey, even while she wasn't even 18.
True
Telepathy in Marvel comes at the cost of morality
false this is libel
Black Panther was regularly depicted as wanting to cuckold Reed Richards in several of his first appearances in Fantastic Four.
Catwoman also wanted to fuck Killer Moth
The Moth Man got it going on.
Ms. Marvel (Carol, so the current Captain Marvel) was mind controlled and raped by her son from the future and impregnated with him, then gave birth within weeks. The Avengers all treated this like it was normal too.
True
The Avengers were named because Wasp wanted something 'colorful and dramatic', there's no deeper meaning behind the name.
It's True. He's frequently bent the law; sometimes openly and in defence of the true spirit of the law, in the case of Cal and soemtiems because he opposed a policy of the Chief Judge, such as McGruder with the Mechanismo program.
because of nuts dressing in their undies and bashing criminals the DCU became a bit more liberal a bit faster than we did
False, I've read them all and never got that feeling.
does he like it?
Pink Kryptonite turns Superman gay.
True.
that's a newer comic trying to ape Kirby
This is a fun game to play with friends that have only a passing interest in superheroes.
I pulled this one on mine yesterday:
There is a hero named Goldballs. He has the power to create gold balls.
That's totally and obviously __true
There is a character named Magic Boots Mel. She has the power to kick anything.
True.
Her power is imbued by magical soccer boots.
Luke Cage ate and shit out Eric O'Grady
Iron Fist once caused Misty to have a false pregnancy because Chi does that
Hercules became a millionaire through a series of impulse bought businesses and investing in Stark industries.
the first captain boomerang died and an aboriginal shaman used his bones to create new boomerangs that are possessed by his spirit.
Superman and Big Bard made a porn tape.
that made me wonder if the Brain was male. I don't ever recall them saying what it was before he had his body removed
True.
Batman peed himself on one of his first outings as a superhero.
i hate you John Byrne
It's actually not, because it's a trace of a movie still.
If his face were seen from below, you'd see into his nostrils (which you can't even see) as these are the mid-point (roughly) of the face - so from below they're visible. Another clue is that you can see not only his entire fivehead but the dome of his skull too - which would be impossible if you were seeing him from below.
Conclusion: either he's a midget or Gwen is like seven feet tall.
Clark Kent's glasses used to Ben made of special Krypton glass recovered from the shuttle that brought him to Earth that makes people who look at him wearing them see him as an old man, thus disguising his Superman identity and making his relationship with Lois really weird.
They never did it, though. Sleep couldn't make them go through with it.
Some say Superman still thinks of Barda when he's in Lois.
There is no Pepe Silvia.
Nice try, Mister Miracle
Did you know Lois was once a black woman and asked Superman if he would still like her if she was black?
It's true, though. We never even got Barda's side tiddies out of it.
True
Did you know Superman and Batman once cried together due to the beauty of space tentacle monsters went through their life cycle in front of them?
true
penguim once had a 4-some with the birds of prey
Man I hope this is true
Fuck you Kevin Smith