/trek/ Dr Helen Noel edition

Claim your Trekfu

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Claimed

She was a smirkfu before Natalie Dormer was even born

Just saw a female crew member wearing pants on TOS

I am so fucking triggered

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>pointy tits
lewd

>Yesterday's Enterprise followed immediately by The Offspring

Season 3 is not bad, not bad at all.

Shit taste. At least post best Dax.

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>best Dax
do you mean Curzon?

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So presumably at some point she got BROWNED

Dr. Polansky is the best classic Star Trek beauty.
And she hasn't even got a particularly revealing outfit or that alien look.

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i havent watched ds9

>tfw when Gene casting-couched all of them

Did anyone ever notice that Roddenberry was prime cult-leader material?

do women even come in that shape anymore?

>tfw you realize all these cuties are either very old or very dead by now.

Oh yeah Yvonne Craig is quite dead now
But she's still the hottest Orion ever

why is she spazzing like that?

>ey bby fuck work, u wanna come the gym with me, get a little.....sweaty

>According to Frakes, Star Trek: Discovery will pay a visit to Star Trek’s mirror universe.

They're not supposed to have men in their rooms and her roommate (Uhura) is coming in
Classic college shenanigans

>uhura taking over as navigator

u wot, since is she a fucking pilot?

They can have guys over, Uhura was just sick of her Orion whore roommate ALWAYS having guys over (and under, and behind, etc.)

no i mean why is she shaking and flailing like a parkisons patient on meth?

>Jadziafags
wew lad

Oh I see

>no i mean why is she shaking and flailing like a parkisons patient on meth?
Rachel Nichols is not a very good actor

>Only in pilot

The doctor was a hottie too

i guess she never recovered from being rejected by Pike. Shame, Rand was a cunt

>get in the van bby, we goin for a riiiiiide

easy

Easy

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Best Q, coming through

>Naked Time
>for half the episode Yeoman Rand and Uhura are the only people on the bridge

fuck man

mai chyld

are you claiming her as your trekfu?

wut

Isn't that Tom Paris?

>this condescending cunt
i want to see her dies 1000X

Seriously? No Judd love? This girl made me understand new things about myself in the early 90's.

Nope, it's Kevin Corrigan from the Masters of the Universe movie.

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i want her to smolder at me

Claimed

>1996 was 40 years ago

fuckin kek

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>belt

It's literally the bottom of the sweatshirt type of uniform

Just because Ro was already taken tho.

>tfw manlet she will forever see me as a non-person!

STD confirmed for a shit

By Season 4 or 5 i was just feeling sorry for her, you can see she's trying her hardest. And then she went and got spooned.

Female O'brien.

Every Bajoran woman, no matter the age, wants to get SPOONED.CA at least once in their life and she must've been long overdue. We should thank Dukat for helping her.

Enormous faggot with bad taste. I thought this was going to be a good thread too but then I saw this cunt. Shame on you

Easy.

Just finished Enterprise. Overall was very good, I'd rank it on par with TNG and below DS9. I now crave more Trek.

She was in the animated series and comics.

Not canon

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Why is Starfleet Kira so perfect?

Is 7 of 9 too obvious of a Star Trek waifu? Are you all just trying to be obscure contrarians?

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Bajoran militia a shit

So Mirror Universe bi, nympho, femdon Kira is up for grabs?

could be she's a goblin faced boob hag

Didn't the Abrams movies make all the other series also not canon?

Fucking disgusting.

Maybe now, but in her prime she was pure goddess.

The Abrams movies are in an alternate timeline.

no the JJtrek movies take place in the Klevin timeline wich was altered by that romulian cunt coming back destroying the Kelvin and Vulcan it is different from the original timeline where TOS TNG and the rest take place.

She aged really well imo

she's never gonna be the waifu for people just not into bimbos tho

>Number One was a human, but born and raised on Illyria

>the only on-screen presence of Illyrians is when Archer mugged them of their warp coils

Number One is a rape baby

Lol if you wouldn't mind waking up next to this at 50 there's something wrong with you.

Then snap to it.

Claimed.

Yeah, definitely "waifu for a 15 year old in 1995" vibes. Even when I was little I didn't think she was anything special and liked Kira a lot more (who is still hotter despite being like 60).

you. i like you

This fucking episode

moar!

She looks cool with the grey hair, I think

But I also think... it looks like she actually dyes it grey? I could be wrong

no u

Have you seen other human beings before? Other 50-year-old human beings? You'd be lucky to wake up next to Geri Ryan at 50.

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she unironically still has it wtf

That pic is like 8 years old

;_;

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Twitter says late 2014.

She's a good Bajoran.

Editor's Note: Cardassian idiom - "the only good Bajoran is a dead Bajoran"

Guys, what about Commander Riker's sexual organs?

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she regained her honor

Impossible

>tfw no more ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS posts