Phrases that make you not take a person seriously

>I'm a libertarian

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Anything which is religious and so blue pilled that they don't even bother to question their own faith because they know they're wrong but too afraid to admit it, so they respond by attacking the person with insults. You'll never be redpilled if you are religious, and if you claim to be redpilled, you should really question your religion, after all, questioning things is what a redpilled person does.

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>I'm voting for Trump

>I believe in the free market
>Global Warming is real
>I support gay marriage
>I am pro choice
>That's racist

I forgot
>I am an atheist

>i enjoy clubbing
>i enjoy consuming party drugs
>i enjoy music made after 1990

>that's problematic
>let's be inclusive
>Trump is a bigot
>I'm with her
>Gay is ok
>Healthy at any size
>Black people are oppressed

And especially from women
>YASSS
>OMG food

> I don't believe in national borders.
> Don't teach women how not to get raped, teach men not to rape.
> Democracy is the best form of government.

>I'm socially liberal, but fiscally conservative

Gas yourself. You can't have hispanic societies and white economies. You want open immigration? You're gonna get welfare and higher taxes.

>image.jpg

>why don't you drink?
>you don't like the taste of beer?
>just try this drink

> I'm an Alt-Rightist

>I'm a virgin
>I've never kissed a girl

>I'm not a fascist.

>I enjoy music made after 1990

This.

>I am my own god
>morality is subjective

attention whore 101

Trump is socially liberal and fiscally conservative

The wall is an economics issue.

>I wanted Bernie to win

>YOLO

That girl isn't even Puerto Rican. She's an Instagram cam whore under the tag traprapunzel, and she's Syrian.

>Do you watch anime?

Seriously I don't give a fuck how "red-pilled" your chinese cartoons are you look like a fucking idiot watching them, grow up. The jews have you by the balls.

>What's a normie?

>I'm really into women's issues
>I'm a citizen of the world

I'll be thinking up some more.

Hold Ttght.

>I think diversity might not be such a good idea

Silly cunt, no one likes Puerto Ricans.

> i've never taken lsd

just imagine I posted this image instead.

>leaf

Daddy loves all his children, but realises you were a mistake.

Nostaliga fags need to realize that pre-1990s music was shit

Every thinking person agrees....

>sees retarded post
>checks flag
>mfw it's a leaf

>true Communism just hasn't been tried yet, you just don't understand.

>I'm a Trump voter

I'm a trump supporter, but....

>supporting clinton
don't take you seriously

>Mozart was shit
>Joplin was shit
>Sinatra was shit
>Led Zeppelin was shit

Haven't found my wife yet.

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>pretending to like classical music to seem smart

Also Sinatra was a shitskin

You're either trolling or trying to be edgy.

>Lets have a Christian general

>Wow
>At the end of the day
>You're just ignorant
>Old people shouldnt be allowed to vote
>Really?

Joplin was only famous because she fucked hendrix
she was absolutely awful

>race is a social construct, my American history professor said so
I've heard that one a few times

>>really?
What else are you suppose to say when you have no response

A fucking leaf, ladies and gentlemen.

Scott, not Janis.

Dvorak was the best anyways.

>Jews aren't responsible for all the west's problems

Nation of immigrants
You're on the wrong side of history

please be b8.
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I know you love to feel proud that Europeans have this high culture and everything but you know no one actually genunally enjoys classical. You're clearly trolling but I can't stress this enough

Thanks for confirming lad.

Thank you for confirming you're a troll, enjoy your ban

>I'm offended...

If your primary objection to something is your own hurt feelings, you likely don't have a valid objection.

Really makes you think

>Hitler died in the bunker

1. Beginning a sentence with "so,..."

2. Any use of the word "problematic".

>music after 1990s
God, you "I WUZ BRON IN DA RONG GNERATION" fucking losers are insufferable. People still make good music of all styles, you just have to have an iq above 8 to find it. You're just as bad as the weebshits that only listen to music from anime.

What you mean is pop music.

>I believe in the free market

I believe in it. It's an extremely powerful force that lowers prices in almost every situation. That's empirically proven.

Of course, lower prices quite frequently are not a good thing. Especially in terms of the price of labor.

It's proven free markets don't work.

Nobody said she was you dumb fuck. The ugly PR girl is implying white boys would dig the Syrian pictured but don't like her. Are you retarded?

>Mexico is not paying for the wall

Get to it, Paco

What if I said that I'm fiscally conservative and socially liberal and the fiscal conservatism will always win it the two come into conflict. For example what if I don't want to open the borders to every country that has a lower hdi than the USA but idgaf if sluts/irresponsible trash want to have abortions or some dude wants a dick in his ass? Should I still gas myself or does my sacrificing ideological purity for tangible results condem myself to the gallows?

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