ONCE I CALLED YOU BROTHER

ONCE I CALLED YOU BROTHER

I WILL NEVER LET YOUR PEOPLE GO!

NOW I CALL YOU GOY

Look at all these semitic people with Greek facial structure...

>We gotta make this movie appeal to Americans, but these ancient Jews came from the Middle East, not Europe
>Make 'em look Greek, that's close enough

The soundtrack is so good that I'd play it on repeat in the background whenever I played as Egypt in Civilization.

Those are Roach Features.

Everyone knows Greeks were Nordics

Disney will never create something that could match prince of Egypt.

Neither will Dreamworks
;_;

There aren't many bible stories that are still ok for kids. Even in this one they toned it down.

Me & My Shadow sounded pretty interesting. I think they were going to have some traditional animation in it as well. Not sure if it's still happening or not though.

The story of David, beyond just the whole Goliath thing, would be good

>Befriend the kings son
>best buds
>The king thinks you're more popular than him and gets angry
>King gets drunk and tries to kill you with a spear
>Have to run away and leave best bud behind
>The king and his son die
>You are now king till you are an old bed ridden man
David had a biblical life

And Yahweh is still a complete monster in this one, so I'm not even sure it was a good idea.

Dr. Facilier!

The bible is just ancient Jew revenge fantasies.

or Jews getting shit on by their god for being disobedient
>Start doing literally anything fun
>Get smote by god
>Go back to being no fun for a while
>repeat

>mfw DreamWorks was working on this movie and Shrek at the same and anyone who fucked up making Prince of Egypt would get sent to work on Shrek as punishment

>one of the best 2D movies was made by Dreamworks
Kinda funny when you think about it.

JEEESUUUUUUS!
You've started to believe
The things they say of you!
You really do believe
This talk of God is truuuuuuuuuuue!
And all the good you've done
Will soon get swept away!
You've begun to matter more
Than the things you saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Listen, Jesus, I don't like what I see
All I ask is that you listen to me
And remember, I've been your right-hand man all along

You have set them all on fire!
They think they've found the new Messiah
And they'll hurt you when they find they're wrong

Of course not. Western animation is basically dead.

fuck you demiurge I'm on to your evil ways

Animated movie about the adventures of Jesus when.

Ramses the Great was a redhead. If anything this movie is brown-washed.

Aw, looks cute.