Movie just came out weeks ago

>Movie just came out weeks ago
>Rarely discussed on Sup Forums

Why ?

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Because it's good. There's nothing for Sup Forums to talk about.

Because it's bland as hell.
Frozen was something new and exciting.
Moana is the same old. Very polished, but bland.

>Moana is the same old. Very polished, but bland.

this, yet another doll for disney lineup.

it's like they dont want to care anymore.

>Frozen was something new and exciting.
No it was just carried by waifushitters for 6 months.

>Frozen was something new and exciting.
[citation needed]

Well, I am not watching it because it is a Disney Princessā„¢ musical with the girl having generic Disney CG Samefaceā„¢.

I don't even care if the story is great, all the above things kill my enjoyment of anything.

I honestly had no desire to see it at all. It looked like your generic modern disney princess movie.

the shitty hip dialogues killed it for me.

lacking of waifus

Because you weren't around for the nonstop threads of it.

I mean sure it didn't get the Frozen or Zootopia treatment but it was loved on here.

>I don't even care if the story is great

Well conveniently for you anonymous, it's not. The movie is pretty generic and paint by numbers from a narrative perspective...

And a musical perspective...

Just sort of mediocre over all. Nothing overtly bad or offensive, just really safe and generic.

Its a generic bland piece of shit and you know why? Because they thought getting a pruney raisin to direct again after nearly 2 decades was a good idea.

Like Frozen, overall it's actual story/character/musical content is pretty meh. However, unlike Frozen it didn't have the hype of being the first Disney Princess musical in ages, that ONE BIG SONG that singlehandedly sells the movie, or the waifu appeal.

>Moana doesn't have waifu appeal

>It's a Sup Forums hates Frozen because it's popular thread

Frozen had two for the price of one, and appealed to standard shippers AND Yurifags.

>nonstop threads

>d-do i fit in yet, guys?

>Waifu appeal

This is a myth, nothing on Sup Forums has this attributes.

Yes you are.

Welcome to Sup Forums !!

Something something racial factors.

Still hasn't come out here in Italy and other countries

But I'll tell you something, even if i did see it I'd pronably talk about it on Sup Forums only occasionally, wether i liked it or not. New released movies get too much shitposting here (unless it's more niche stuff like Kubo), it's annoying as hell. After i saw Dr. Strange i didn't even try to see what Sup Forums's consensus was either

first of all, there are threads about moana every so often
second, Sup Forums only talks about things they hate

Well back when /frz/ is allowed, there are like 5 frozen threads every day.

Hell, i even see 2 frozen threads this day only.

Really? Wasn't Zootopia made to teach the audience to not judge book by the cover? ...guess humanity will never change not matter what you tell them.

Well, she's barely waifu'd by anybody on Sup Forums and there is hardly any shipping either here or on tumblr.

If Moana had as much shipping potential as Frozen it'd get five threads a day. Let's not pretend that 90% of all /frz/ threads weren't lezcest.

To be fair, most /frz/ threads were about Anna and Elsa fucking

>Really? Wasn't Zootopia made to teach the audience to not judge book by the cover?
How many cartoons have done that since you were a kid? Literally the only ones that don't are fucking AS shows where everyone is an asshole.
Just because you check inside the book doesn't mean you're going to like what you find.

they do it so often because it is such a pertinent lesson, if they ever stopped it is either a sad day for humanity, or we have become perfectly moral and upright as a species

>I don't care about artistic value because I'm more invested in blind brand loyalty above all else

>they do it so often because a basic, easy as fuck narrative that is also criticism-proof
FTFY

talking about things are hard

are you judging a show based on its moral?
perhaps you of all people need to learn that lesson

Its simple.

Moana isnt attractive compared to Elsa & Anna

Also Sup Forums is /trash/ blue board. they like furries a lot.

No, I'm judging the moral itself.

is it no longer important, or have we judged it to no longer be applicable today?

More over.
>Taught not to be bigoted your whole life
>wind up bigoted anyway
What was the fucking point?

act as if everything you do makes a difference, if you fail it must be not be for lack of trying

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Do you really think that somebody in this world will change his opinion about race just because he saw a Disney movie with talking rabbits?

They aren't white, hence I don't care.
Mulan will probably get a pass though, since everyone has yellow fever

I'd honestly say it's a detriment these days. You now have people trying to help people who'd sooner leave them in the gutter than help them because they mistakenly think that all people are equal. Differences are more than skin deep and if one person is playing prisoners game for themselves and the other is playing selflessly that shit is going to be one sided.

It has brown people. One of them is freakishly pig-like

come on, Moana doesn't look THAT bad.

Her face looks exactly like the pigs excluding eyes. She may as well just be a brown one

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Because not even Brown people want to fuck Moana but Elsa and Anna

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isnt she supposed to be an actual kid
like an unfuckable preteen

Moana does nothing for me, & I don't even care that's she's brown.
I found Nani qt af though.

From the trailers Maui looked annoying as fuck

he's actually insecure.

youtube.com/watch?v=dQzAi-a9Bv8

You people who act like watching a gay character will turn them and their kids gay or a video game will turn you into a school shooter, so why not?

Because it's pure shit.
>retarded attempt at making a strong independent womyn protagonist
>the scenery looks like a jpg all over
>the characters are bland and not memorable
>its polynesian nativism
>fucking polynesian nativism
>who gives half a shit, you've got two cultures that are really cool but never explored that much (arabic and slavic) yet you do fucking polynesia
>maui looks like a retarded and fat Russel Brand

It's just okay.

You've essentially seen this movie before if you've seen any Disney Princess/adventure movie. The only unique thing about it is The Rock.

I mean it's a perfectly fine movie but there's just nothing to really talk about with it

>you've got two cultures that are really cool but never explored that much (arabic and slavic)
They already did these

All the main points have been discussed

-Moana was a refreshing female protag
-Maui was fun and interesting
-Mini-Maui's animation was amazing
-Shiny was simple but catchy

>Moana isn't flooding the board with fan fiction trash and porn like Frozen or Smash-it-Steven
>this is somehow a bad thing

I actually liked Moana, so I prefer the small quiet threads.

>Moana was a refreshing female protag
How?

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Not yiffy enough.

>the first Disney Princess musical in ages
But they made PatF and Tangled a couple years before Frozen.

I haven't watched it because I'm stubbornly against Disney cg and want a return to 2d animation even if i know it's never gonna happen so I have nothing to contribute to the discussion. Why it doesn't get discussed if I had to guess is that it's probably a fairly decent movie that wasn't bad enough to endlessly shit on or good enough to praise as the second coming of christ. When all you can say is "that was alright" discussion dies fast.

The first successful Disney Princess musical in ages.

Sup Forums Blew its load early this year with Zootopia.

so true. and what a ride it was! full range of emotions in them.

How is musical not a massive turnoff for people?

What was the point of the coconut pirates?

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Her motivation didn't boil down to "I can do what the boys do"
Merchandising potential.

More like a ride full of furrys who wanted to fuck that rabbit

Simple: /frz/ was almost exclusively incestious shippers. There's nothing to ship in this movie.

>Strictly adhered to THE FORMULA and did nothing new.

The Rock was pretty good, but he always is.

>rabbit

oh man, then you dont remember much.

You know rabbits and bunnies are the same thing right?

PatF and Tangled were successful

> the crab is more popular than the princess

Jfc.

To be fair, he is a pimp crab. Well, I suppose he's more a pimp in the way he dresses in treats women than in his actual profession.

That and she's comparatively a fat fuck.

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I think he meant people wanted more than just the rabbit.

Fox, lamb, gazelle, sloth; the list goes on.

check the international theaters its been released.They are very little

FPBP
Sup Forums only talks about blatantly bad shit or waifus
It's why no one shuts up about Frozen or Korra even years after it ended

Not unusual. Remember that voodoo Keith David was much more popular than Tiana.

Yeah, but Facilier wasn't a giant crab with 10 minutes of screentime.

She didn't hate her life and want to escape her responsibilities. She loved her people and her place in the world and only left the island to save them. Also she was shown as inept and had to work to get better at sailing and it didn't come naturally.
She is up there with Mulan for best female disney character.

>i cant believe disney fans got attached to the flamboyant (midboss) villain with a catchy musical number, that's way outta left field huh

Tiana was bland, Facilier wasn't. Same between Moana and Tamatoa; comparatively, she didn't have much catch.

he doesnt remember:

-Sup Forums wondering why movie had such lackluster promotion
-creators doing live interviews and trolling the fresh fanbase
-Sup Forums laughing at pixar who told WDAS to rewrite entire movie at the very last minute
-Sup Forums getting really depressed when we found out how the movie was originally going to look.
-billion dolarydoos countdown

why the fuck does disney's american marketing love to spoil so much of the movie? there are apparently a shitload of those 15 second spots that spoil dialogue and characters (like tamatoa, whom i didnt know anything about until actually seeing the film)

Tamatoa wasn't really a spoiler, the initial trailers just didn't have him. The second one had a brief glimpse of him, iirc.

perhaps not but i dont think i would've enjoyed it as much if i already knew about him

Correction:
>Tangled was new and exciting
Frozen was over-hyped and had a bad plot twist.

>Frozen was over-hyped

Frozen barely had any hype for it. All hype came after release.

Because let's be honest, Disney princesses don't sell unless they're white and fit certain beauty standard. I'm not saying this to judge anyone, I'm saying it's natural to prefer characters like Else over Moana. She's beautiful.

Disney can keep making these movies to pander SJW crowd but they will all flop.

Because Sup Forums only cares about culture wars and waifufaggotry at this point.

I can't wait for 2018 when the neverending Gigantic General hits.

it wasnt hype, people were simply trapped in cinemas thanks to snowstorms.