Italy.....W T F?
BEAT MEAT IN STREET
and you americunts thought you were free...
Land of the free my ass lol can't believe you actually get arrested in Ameristan for yanking your pecker in public.
>freewanking
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It's not a crime in Sweden either. I don't think it's technically a crime here either, since only full nudity (as in no clothes whatsoever, not even socks) is a misdemeanour under Estonian law.
However, as an addition: Disturbing the peace in a public area is a misdemeanour, so if people are disturbed by it then the perpetrator has to stop. But if no one complained about it, the cops wouldn't be able to do shit about it.
>tfw your people are so civilized you can start removing laws that were previously necessary
I can't even get mad at something so white
MEAT IN STREET
CAME IN LANE
WANK IN BANK
CUM ON THE RUN
BUST ON BUS
PULL THE PORK IN THE PARK
SHOOT WHILE COMMUTE
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A lot of hot videos about guys jerking off while girls watch are about to come out of Italy.
The reverse will also occur, of course, but in lower numbers, sadly.
AND I'M FREEEE
FREEE WANKING
BLOW LOADS IN THE ROADS
Just when I though they could never get me to ride public transit again.
Once subway orgies become a thing, I'd say it's time for all us to make the pilgrimage to Rome.
HOT GOO IN THE ZOO
When my sister went to Italy, she got really badly harassed by the men there. She said they were disgusting.
Italians are horrid shitskins. More people need to know Italians for the disgusting brown worthless cunts they are.
YANKING IN YALTA
DICK DROOL IN SCHOOL
SKEET IN STREET
BUST A LOAD ON THE ROAD
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DICKSPRAY ON FREEWAY
Gee I wonder why
I hope they have something like the Million Man Masturbation March or something annually, like running of the bulls but for jerking off
so you can just roll up to a school and start jackin it in front of the kids? damn italy is advance
Dings have got it sorted. Who could have guessed?
NUT IN PIZZA HUT
Does that mean you could be wearing a collar with a bell and your pet name, your feminine penis shrivelled in the cold, and that'd be perfectly fine?
PULL YOUR PUD IN THE MUD
BEAT IN STREET
If the poor guy had of made it him masturbating would have been a sight to be seen.
gas yourself
Top kek m8's
Their dicks are so tiny nobody will see it anyway
ITALY HERE I COME!
Huh. Going there today, would be a bit of a rush, but I guess I'll visit rome next weekend.
MASH SALAMI BUST PASTRAMI
Kill yourself my dude
and look at that, the Italians are nowhere to be seen. They're happy to show up when you point out that they're not white, the Italian military exists for the sole purpose of not making the American military the most cowardly, incompetent armed forces in the west, or when you point out they've been nigger-tier as far as contributions to science and society since the renaissance
I guess they're just celebrating their freedom in public?
WOT DA FUK IS U DOING? YUH RUBBIN YA DIK? ON A FUKIN TREAIN?
You know what they say 'when in Rome wank it in public'
FPBP
well done leaf
It's like 8AM on a Sunday there
OOHHH
YEAH
THATS
A-SPICY
MEATABAAAALLLLLL
Its all Rocco its only smellz Siffredis fault
of course they're no where to be seen, they're all outside having a wank
Pete's Meat!
The area around that supreme court is ghetto as fuck. No surprise.
>a 2/3 flying, deathtouch lifelink for 3
Sheeeeit, that's a pretty top tier UNCOMMON
ITALY! DON'T BLOW YOUR LOAD ON THE ROAD!
>not even socks
those darn foot fetishists
Still gets me every time.
BEAT YOUR MEAT IN THE STREET
>hating on a gov that promotes the free market
Fucking plebians then you are going to say that buying slaves is bad
Stay salty like carthage
LOAD ON ROAD!
Kekeroni!
>LOAD ON ROAD!
>POO in LOO
>SHART on MART
oh the future of shitposting is glorious
Youre forgetting, STOOL IN POOL
PULL OUT WIENER IN FIORENTINA!
oh yes
ITS A ME
PUNCH THE CLOWN DOWNTOWN!
Emu in the immune
In the UK at least there's no requirement that anyone was actually intimidated by antisocial behaviour, it's enough that someone hypothetically could have been. Mostly this is used to "move on" drunken idiots, without actually charging / arresting them.
Public fapping is only legal in Sweden when not "directed at anyone specific" :
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Not to be outdone next might be France
CUM IN THE COLOSSEUM
The law changed so that you no longer go to jail, but you pay a 3000 euro fine. Our jail are already overcrowded